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At 8/2/07 02:38 PM, voidshatter wrote: i agree, Tom go make a wii game, the one you were discussing with Dan, MONSTER JERKOFF..... seriously go make it

if you don't know what im talking about go into toms profile and look for the entry

The written word is a lie.

You've got a lot of catching up to do with all the great flash submitted while you were gone. ;D

Whoa! Somebody I know. Insanical.

At 8/1/07 05:14 AM, Probably wrote: Gahfuck. I posted on the wrong alt. :3

You always look so bored in those pics. WHY?

Forget the naked chick. Here's a fat kid that really has to go.

At 7/29/07 04:09 PM, CrashFm wrote: The guy on the RIGHT ,the short guy is Jolla Morny.The guy LEFT of him is me!

Are you playing a game of grab-ass in that pic?

1. boobs
2. staring
3. ?????
4. profit

Skullfucking is the one and only solution to eye problems.

They are afraid that they might accidentally smell all the dirty insides of a toilet when they bend down to get that seat. That and they're afraid of seeing their reflection in the water with a couple of turds in the backround.

Can't I just be a ninja farmer or something like that?

Wow

Yeah. I told her I used a condom and now she's got aids!

Mr. Burns advices Smithers to commit suicide.

At 7/29/07 02:35 PM, Beatlemaniac wrote: AW! *gags* WTF MAN?

Spiders and penises. That's what you asked for, wasn't it?

At 7/29/07 01:47 PM, Beatlemaniac wrote: has anyone here every got or heard about someone getting a spider bite on their balls or dick? Cuz man, that MUST be annoying and painful!

IT REALLY IS! NSFW! BTW

Fat kid alert!

At 7/29/07 12:57 PM, Shawn wrote:

At 7/29/07 12:50 PM, wiid wrote: Afro Ninja Turtle?
or umm
That Ross guy?

uh huh

He's Bob and that's Stamper.

Haha! The funny part is that all those dick munchers got angry over that. :D

The drooling one seems to have lost an eyeball.

At 7/29/07 01:21 PM, Sunglasses wrote: I told you looking at porn would cause regrets.

Porn causes people go all Jeff Weiss on people's asses. That's rather sad really.

There's no mention of Bedn. LACKING!

Sholution: Shoot the lights so they won't be flashing no more.

At 7/28/07 10:29 PM, Masteronin wrote: And I doubt they killed Dr. Nick. Characters in the Simpsons have suffered so many things far worse than that. I mean, Bart gulped down antifreeze in one of the early episodes, and nothing happened.
Plus, they're cartoons. They're virtually semi-immortal or something. How many times has Tom gotten blown apart or apparently killed by Jerry only to come back?

Flanders' wife died and never came back. Also, chef and the bus driver in south park.

It's always fun to read about the controversial stuff in NG.

This pic need to be posted again and again, since Tom is so cool he doesn't even care about those other people around. He does it anyways!

It's true you guise! I spent too much time in the sun
and now I think I've got a third nipple! HALP PLZ!

This hand is hypnotizing!

FUCK ME! MY HEAD IS ON FIRE!

I remember the time there was a chick on NG that offered to show herself nekkid dancing around via a webcam. She made a topic about it and provided pics and her Messenger address.

I almost fapped to her but then I realized she was about 14 years old, so I told her to go fuck a toaster. No way am I gonna watch some 14 year old bag. Now if she was 8, it would've been a completely different situation.

don't worry guys, our lovable mods deleted that topic, so you'll probably not going to see it. :D

At 7/27/07 12:58 PM, TeethCollector wrote: Just wear sunscreen.
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I get your point, but all those chemicals cause cancer even more!