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Another moment with Shadowman was when you meet the fat meathook guys for the first time.

You see this grotesque, big, fat, bloody, leather mask wearing, insane guy who has meathooks for his hands. "I'm gonna shoot that fat thing where he stands," you think, but then the bastard starts screaming like a dying pig and running towards you with an incredible speed while swinging his meathooks in your face.

In Shadowman when you're in the Home Improvement Killers hotel and see his victims. It wasn't just a cheap screamer shock effect, it was the creepy combination of the music, the atmosphere and the moment when you realize what that sick bastard had done to them.

all that moaning and crying and the faces being ripped off.

Here's something for all of you to flag

a couple of douches

My favourite episode of all time is the episode "Gas" from the English tv show "Bottom", where the main characters Eddie Hitler and Richard Richard mug a gas man, break into their neighbors apartment and set the kitchen on fire. I promise lots of violence and slapstick humour.

Here's a couple of kids who need a spanking:

JohnnyTwoToes (the fourth from the bottom) and SgtSinner (the last one on that page)

At 3/22/06 09:26 AM, Miigga wrote: Everything gives cancer. I don't really give a shit about those cancer news anymore.

Now even cancer gives you cancer.

The best webcomic is:

Bigger Than Cheeses

Tell me the song I remind you of. Please.

I bet they can still find Italy because "It's teh only 1 that loox liek a boot."

Last time I checked, Bono was white.

At 3/10/06 05:36 AM, AzureFenrir wrote: I would define any being who could pass the Turing test "human," since my definition of "human," if not specifically defined as Homo Sapiens, is any being that can interact with the world fully intelligently as if a human can.

So a braindead man would not be a human, but merely an empty container of a human mind. I see the possibilities of raising these containers and selling them in stores like clothes.

At 3/9/06 09:45 AM, Final_sephiroth wrote:

At 3/9/06 09:20 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: You get paid to put shit in people's hair?

anus..

So you get paid to put anus in people's hair?

Hellraiser II is a pretty violent movie even though it's very old.
- Skinless corpses
- Flesh ripped by hooks
- Guy who slices himself open with a straight razor
- Throat slashings
- Beheadings

Another cool movie is The King of The Ants, which contains a very memorable torture scene and lot's of violence.

At 3/7/06 10:59 PM, furball1 wrote: While it is true the United States went to war with Iraq and sparked violence that in turn killed many people it doesn't mean we killed innocents.

I am just telling people that the United States doesn't kill innocents.

Lot's of civilians were killed during the bombing of Iraq. The USA didn't kill them intentionally, but it didn't give a crap about them either. I guess the United States didn't kill any people in Japan during the WWII either?

"Later, during a recent party for Matthew, Barbara heard two of the boys discussing their little pocket monsters. One said, "I'll just use my psychic powers." Already, the world of fantasy had colored his real world. So when some of the kids wanted to watch the afternoon Pokemon cartoon on television, Barb again had to say "no." It's not easy to be parents these days."

Hahaha! Remember kids, imagination is a bad thing.

At 3/6/06 03:36 PM, mhb wrote: who wants to play a game with a stylus?

Apparently more people want to play with a stylus than a psp

At 3/5/06 12:55 PM, digitalboola wrote: You suck ass. You shouldn't be here on the BBS. Go back to your Bible, crawl in a hole, die, and burn in hell.

C'mon. He's obviously joking. If he were actually stupid enough to believe in what he just said he wouldn't be able to breath without assistance.

At 3/2/06 12:48 AM, furball1 wrote:

:while it is true America is having obesity problems there are countries that have WAY higher percentages, Germany, Italy, France, Ireland etc...

America has the highest obesity rate.

:We are not an imperialistic country, we did absolutely nothing wrong in Iraq and there is no reason for ANYONE to hate America.

America is an extremely militant and militaristic country. If the president and the military indrustial complex decide that there is a problem in a country, they will solve the problem by dropping bombs and sending troops to that country. This is a ritual that has lasted for decades. In the last 50 years the USA has meddled with over 40 nations, taking governments over, having people assasinated and breakin human rights laws. You killed lot's of civilians in Iraq and drove the country to a verge of a civil war. There are lot's of reasons to hate America.

:Even if someone hates America go the fuck head, half of us Americans DONT CARE if you hate us, go the hell head, riot in the streets of France, riot in the streets of Iraq, bitch and whine and complain as much as you want, you people are insignificant to us, we don't care about your worthless opinions, we don't care about you, and we don't care about the rest of the world.

So you're saying that Americans are psychopats? And obviously you do care because you made the topic.

But noooooo whenever theres a country in need some dumbfucks will whine:

"ZOMG AMERICA DIDN'T GIVE 50BAJILLION HUNDRED THOUSANFSDS DOLLARS AS A RELIEF EFFORT DISS PROOFS DEY ARE TEH EVIL!!!1ONEONE!!! *RIOT*WHINE*"

Helping people doesn't give you the right to kill people elsewhere.

Rate away.

You can play games with psp? I thought it was only for watching movies and listening to mp3's

It's just going to be a bigger, better and more expensive psp with a touch screen. I bet the games will be just ports from the x-box.

At 2/28/06 09:01 AM, The_One_Free_Man wrote: I tried to diagnose myself and the closest thing I can get to it is Hypnagogic hallucinations at the bottom of this page http://www.neurology..isorders/types.shtml

That sounds familiar. I sometimes get these weird hallucination-like pre-sleep dreams of giant lego blocks and abstract shapes roaming around and multiplying rapidly. It's usually hard for me to get any sleep afterwards.

4. Rock n' Roll Racing
2. Mario Paint

At 2/24/06 02:14 PM, abcd0snake wrote: Fucking stupid americans always fucking whyning.

Be careful, they'll sue.

Add Catoblepas.

Boring one

I like violence and comedy the most.

You watch friends on DVD.

At 2/15/06 11:58 AM, MatthewTheLion wrote: -What are you, son?

-Atheist.

-Who is your god?

-Charles Darwin.

-Where does he live?

-In my head.

Haha. So Darwin is the god of the atheists, eh?

Norwegians like to make fun of the Finnish. And why shouldn't they?