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Well there's the Nintendo Wii, which is the cheapest of the lot and it doesn't rely on supreme graphics but it's revolutionary controller, which is packed with motion sensors, gyroscopes and such.

The graphics still are better than on Xbox though.

Now it gets some chainsaw action.

The officer got owned by a MSpaint attack.

At 5/17/06 01:27 PM, -QuintiniusVerginix- wrote: Sorry if someone has already posted this.

Don't worry. You must be the first one.

Weapons Grade Y-fronts Tour is the best one of the liveshows.

E: " Your great uncle Paragrim is... no more."
R: "Ooh! No more what?"
E: "He's dead."
R: "He's no more dead! How can this be?"
E: "Get a grip. Look your great uncle Paragrim is dead, of not living, anymore."
R: "Ooh hold me firm earth!"
E: (to the audience)"Oh fuck it, he's acting. Wake me up when he's finished."

England has the best comedy. Nobody can compete with English humour.

Proof:

And you can't even rent any fucking games to it. Sony just wants to spread the Blu-ray format, so everyone would buy their movies.

He looks like Michael Jackson's hand.

At 5/16/06 04:35 PM, 10_second_Tom wrote: Gone five months? What were you doing?

I bet that all this time he has been in church... Watching those new woman priests... Masturbating...

At 5/16/06 04:18 PM, Branco wrote: Would you rail a girl thats in a coma?

What would Jesus do?

that means yes

At 5/13/06 10:59 AM, Kirk_Cocaine wrote:

At 5/13/06 10:57 AM, Glaiel_Gamer wrote: In the end it's about the fun factor. And so far it seems as though the wii will be the most fun.

It'll only be fun if you're like aged 12-14 and want to play computer games with your parents.

Have you heard the interviews of the people who played it? Everybody says that they had a blast.

I'm officially hyped for Wii after seeing all the Super Mario Glaxy videos.

At 5/11/06 08:59 AM, Lost_Chances wrote::

New one to me, I thought I read somewhere that it was in England first.

Habbo actually means "acid" in Finnish. hah

At 5/10/06 05:29 PM, -Rule- wrote: Sony Sucks..

Hah hahaha. I couldn't agree more, but what does this have to do with Microsoft and Nintendo making sequels to the next gen consoles?

He heard about the PS3 price

At 5/9/06 06:17 PM, Acid-Rain wrote: The detection is very slow in the controllers too...

What? No it wasn't. Stop telling such lies.

Damn the Nintendo conference looked great.

At 5/9/06 06:10 PM, The_Crook wrote: $600 Hundred dollars for a ps3! Six Hundred dollars! Sorry, I just needed to get that out.

600 motherfucking dollars!

I would have to sell my other kidney to get that money!

but it's not worth it.

At 5/9/06 08:05 AM, JesseRay wrote:

At 5/9/06 07:58 AM, Catoblepas wrote: You can for example control an aeoplane by tilting the controller.

I see, is the Wii still going with the remote control NES looking controller still, if so then I think PS3 is a clear winner.
Ha it'd look quite retarded seeing someone in there loungeroom moving around all crazy carefully slanting around this remote lookin thing, I think it'd be funner watching someone play.

Haha, I don't think people will look any more retarded playing with the wiimote than they normally are. The PS3 controller will look more stupid though, because you can only tilt and swing it around and not point it like the wiimote.

At 5/9/06 07:45 AM, JesseRay wrote: Question - What does this motion sense thingimajig do

You can for example control an aeoplane by tilting the controller.

Great, no? It makes it almost worth the 600 dollars it's going to cost.

not really

If the controller is going to be anything like the Microsoft's old Sidewinder, it's going to be crappy.

Aerodynamic - Daft Punk

600 bucks!

Yes, it sure does look like sony will crush all the competition.

Hey, atleast they have the gyroscopic controller, right?

that thing is going to suck.

Here's some juicy whistling:

Abusive reviews

More here

A couple of bad reviews in the bottom of the page

and

A really bad one in the middle of the page

At 4/26/06 05:33 PM, TehreTard wrote: The legendary Mike Hawk.

And even more legendary Mike Hunt

At 4/18/06 01:38 PM, Wadger wrote: what does 'gaijin' mean?

It means big penis

Here's some more bad reviews:

click me

Bad review here

Another one

Couple of 'em here

a couple of them

At 3/27/06 12:32 PM, blueberryhavik wrote: lol, the entire nintendo company is a failure.

Nintendo is hardly a failure. it's still alive and kicking, and making some of the best games around.

majority of nintendo games are kiddy (im not saying they all are kiddy, just most)

That's where you are wrong. I could say that majority of PS2 games are boring, but it doesn't necessarily make it so. You're just making foolish generalizations.

The only portable game to ever scare the shit out of me was Metroid Fusion. I almost threw my GBA out of the window every time SA-X started chasing me around the place.