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People! Don't you know that those 33 people were the only ones to die in the world so far year 2007. It's not like thousands of people die every day for all different reasons.

We must respect those 32 heroes and that one dude.

And remember them.

For all eternity.

Because they were better than everybody else.

And they were heroes.

Except for that one guy.

Yeah.

How ironic, he's blind after a lifetime of being able to see.

This is all getting very silly.

We must ban racist and offensive.

Newgrounds has never been offensive and it NEVER shall be!

Looks like shit. I'll trade it for a used tampon.

lol rape her too

Beautiful People

At 5/11/07 12:45 PM, Mechabloby wrote:

At 5/11/07 12:39 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Was he even a veteran?

Possibly. If so, I could understand his attitude and why he was in a mood.

He thought you were nazis?

Don't worry. Old people are dead soon.

At 5/11/07 12:30 PM, Aaron wrote: Posting in half decent thread.

Mah boi! This peace is what ALL true warriors strive for!

Only link can eat cum.

Try it on your eyes, so you'll get zoom vision.

Here's mine. How's yours?

A blue erect penis with thorns.

And it smiles at me.

hello nightmares

What's the batter little boy? All the old friends abandoning you?

Sleep doodling again, are we now?

I heard that game devours your soul.

And it's not even as entertaining as Clonk Planet.

I would perform tricks in the street to earn money.

My main trick would be breathing air.

And suffocation.

It was some baby lotion commercial.

I think the whole idea is that if you happen to find yourself in the forest and a wolf is trying to get you, just throw your baby at it and run away.

Obviously this won't be very effective if you haven't kept the baby delicioud by pouring the baby sauce on it.

At 5/10/07 09:51 AM, TacticalShoe wrote: upon closer inspection, my suspicions were confirmed. It was acne

How close did you go to inspect the specimen? I don't think that is very rude.

but polite

I have changed my mind. I shall beat my kids.

THE VERY FIRST SECOND I SEE MY KID COME OUT OF HER SKANKY ASS HOE OF A MOTHER, I WILL GRAB HIM FROM HIS LEGS AND START POUNDING HIS HEAD INTO A TABLE CORNER!

UNTIL HE'S FUCKING DEAD!

Then I'll rape the fucking bitch, so I can do it again in nine months.

and I'll smack the nurses too!

I would have entered the contest but was too busy being fucking banned. >:C

:D

anyways, great entries. Congrats fer the winners.

At 5/10/07 03:29 AM, Deleted wrote: Why do girls like guys who treat them like shit?

That doesn't make any sense. So you're saying that if I eject a girl out of my anus, only to flush her down the drain, she's bound to like me?

You're getting crazier by the day.

I won't beat them.

I will feed their feces to them, though.

At 5/9/07 05:34 PM, Tydus667 wrote: We should do something nice for him.

Like a baby?

How many times do I have to tell you this?

Eating pizza with you mother does not qualify as a date.

but do tell If you get inside her in the end.

At 5/9/07 05:24 PM, navij11 wrote:

At 5/9/07 05:23 PM, Catoblepas wrote: What do you mean? The 70000th post of general? Because that one is long gone.

He is talking about thread, not post.

That's a shame, since he said post.

Well that guy is nuts anyways.

What do you mean? The 70000th post of general? Because that one is long gone.

BUKKAKE ATTACK!

Commence!

At 5/9/07 04:02 PM, Brick-top wrote: Lets hope cancer runs in you're family.

Lets (a Let is a something, and there's many of them) hope: Cancer runs. You are a family?