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Cut open your lungs and fill them with pouperri (that sweet smelling stuff you can get at craft stores to make things smell good). Then put them back in. That way when you breathe no one will say you have stank breath.

Probably the ones that created the site (Tom and Wade) just to make sure it worked alright.

Do we have a problem?

That shits fuckin' gross. I don't give a red tin fuck if she is hot if she's related to you... YOU. DON'T. FUCK. Especailly your own son!!!!!!

I ate this shit on a dare....one of the nastiest shittiest things I have ever eaten..all slimy and gross.

Crackhead hoes' or crackheads are kind of nasty. (feel bad for them coz it sometimes it ain't there fault but they are nasty/.) Try having one flash you her tits (she was older) and you'll see what I mean.

At 9/11/09 06:50 PM, Parlux wrote:

At 9/11/09 06:47 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 9/11/09 06:40 PM, Parlux wrote: Now I'm all smooth

Feels good man

Where did you exactly shave? I'm just not seeing it.

My pubes and ball sack. Can't post full pic or else I get a 30 day ban

its gonna itch like a mother fucker when the hairs start growing back....just letting you know.

How can you tell if your music has been rejected on Audio Portal? I know that if its your first time submitting (my buddy did this and he hasn't seen his music up there yet. (I forget the title of his music but it has something to do wtih Tetris)...how do you go about seeing if music that has been submitted is ready already posted. Should he resubmit ?

At 9/11/09 03:03 PM, cool154 wrote:

At 9/11/09 02:04 PM, ShmenonPie wrote: I found out it happened after I crashed the jet into that big building.

Jeez, can't you Americans stop being all mopey? Bad stuff happens, deal with it.

yeah. uh - huh. how would you like it if someone came over and blew up buckingham palace? foreign jerk.

exactly...hmmm....I do wonder if that thing happened to his country (not that im wishing it would...i dont wish those things on anyone no matter how much of an asshat they are) would HE feel the same way?

at my friend's house...we were just hanging out playing some card game when his brother popped in my friends room and said that the Twin Towers in Ny were just obliterated by a jet....(something with the Pentagon too). We thought he was making some joke. (he always makes jokes) until we heared it on the tv. It was pretty devastating. My friend's brother then explained to us he would NEVER joke about something like that.

I hate the one where you do this "test" you do a number of thigs from sitting close to your comp to see if something is moving up to the final one where you trace the letter "I" for hand eye coordination. Right at the end is this nasty screaming eye and someone saying "AHHHHH you cut my eye!" (I think thats how it went)

try apple pie. (not too hot or you'll burn your dick off) make sure its comfy warm.

My rottwieler hates slippers. He tears them to fucking shreds. He also hates dogs barking on tv..I had to stop him from jumping through the tv to get the other dog.

My cat hates it when someone scratches the sofa/ For some reason it pisses him off and he hisses and goes off to sulk. I mean wtf??

At 9/3/09 10:41 PM, gt44coder wrote: What are some alternatives to a real vagina?
Banana peel, jello, or spam?

if you are ever in need of a quick vagina fix try this:

1. get a washcloth or dishcloth and some latex of sort. (make sure you are not allergic to the stuff)
2. Roll them both up like you would a burrito but leave one end open large enough to stick your dick in.
3. Take a rubber band to hold the "burrito"closed. Do not close the end where you stick your dick in or it won't work
4. Grab some lube and lube up your dick real good so it will slide in easy....stroke it in and out...if you wish you can look at a pic of a playboy model and imagine its her.

This is called a "Fee-fee" and my buddy who was incarcerated at the time (for unpaid traffic violations and public drunkeness) said this is what he and a buch of other guys used to satisfy their vag craving being as there were no women there. (yes...each guy had thier own personal fee-fee)

can a mod ban another mod? Lets say Poozy bans another mod for whatever reason....can he do that? and can a banned mod (assuming he has ban powers) un ban himself or does the person that banned him have to do it? I was just wondering.

I personally wouldn't want to be a mod...I heared its alot of responsability and you have to be on the site alot to check things out and make sure everythings' on the up and up. Plus if someone starts ranting at me my first reactionis to rant back and tell em' to fuck off.

plus a friend of mine was a mod (not on this site) and he said that if you lock a topic that is useles and the other mods think its an ok topic conflicts can and do occur...

Im not going to say if this story is true or not...but I do know one thing for sure....

if some asshole tried to grab MY shit out of my hands for no reason he would have a problem....
never let people that arn't related to you take your shit.....I personally would have gone off on the guy

At 9/2/09 03:45 PM, hardworker211 wrote: Hi,

I am Nitesh from India . I am new to this forum. And this is my first posting.

I completed M.B.A and currently I am working as an Asst. Manager in a firm of Service Industry.

My hobbies are watching TV, listening to music, swimming and I love cooking.

Thanks & Regards,
Nitesh

Welcome.

FYI your not supposed to introuce yourself....if a mod sees this they can ban you. (trust me....from experience) your best bet is just to sign up and post. But read the rules first so you dont get banned right away.

I've got 'Bad To The Bone' as my current ringtone. same for texts.

If were so boring as you say....why did you even join in the first place?

Why the fuck would I talk to my dick???

How the hell can you tell if a guy is black or not??? I could be black and no one would know. (I am sure as fuck I wouldn't tell ANYONE here if I was......and no Im not racist...I have lots of black friends and yes... im a white guy) what the hell is wrong with black mods anyways?

At 7/23/09 08:44 PM, Headphomes wrote: thats nice to say in her final days of living....

I agree with you. I wonder how he would feel if someone told him to stick it in his pooper...what a fucking asshole.

This female friend of mine wants to beat the shit out of the whore-bitch that roasted the kitten. Believe me...my friend is someone you do NOT want to piss off/mess with

Uhhh...kittens do that. (assuming that was a kitten that did it to your hand.) While it may not hurt...its the big ones ya gotta watch out for...those fuckers bite and scratch hard. My hand came away looking like it been through a shredder so alls i did was bandage it up and we t back to playing with the kitty.

At 6/12/09 01:13 PM, Figter wrote:

At 6/12/09 01:09 PM, Ryuzaki1 wrote: I'm sorry for your loss.

Thanks dude ,atleast some peapole here have respect ,im dissapointed in you newgrounds!

sorry about your loss man... loosing a pet sucks ass. especially if you had one hella long. i agree not 2 many ppl have respect and sympathy here. it use to be worse here though. luckily Tom, Wade, and others made this site a bit cleaner imo. but to all the unsymathetic ppl... fuck you all!1

when he has his crying fit over his lost dollar when he takes spongebob and sqidward clamfishing and the clam eats his dollar

How do mods know if you have an alternate account? I mean say if they ban you for a specific time...and you create an alternate account how do they find you out? This happened to a friend of mine a few years back; and he got both accounts deleted. Can mods still find out even if you don't say anything that gives you away? Just curious. (NOT going to try doing that if i got banned)

At 6/9/09 03:32 PM, FelineGuy wrote: I hope I speak for everyone when I say that if I EVER see this heartless bitch anywhere I will FUCKING KILL HER. I'll punch her face 'til I can't see skin through the blood, then I'll smash her head against the floor until she's unconsious. Then I'll tie and gag her, put her in a bath tub and once she wakes up fill it, kettlefull by kettlefull, with scalding hot water. That'd just about make me happy.

I mean, HOW CAN ANYONE DO THAT?! >:( Put an innocent KITTEN in an oven?! I hope she fucking rots in Hell! They even left it so that they wouldn't hear it's cries of pain!

FG

Feline Dude, I fucking agree with you 1000%. While I may not hit girls...this bitch is no girl..she's a fuckin' sick-o that deserves the same treatment she gave that cat. And i`d tell it to her fuckin' face too!!

At 6/9/09 08:35 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 6/9/09 08:33 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 6/9/09 08:31 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: You want to discuss Fear of the Dark? Alrighty then...

This makes you a faggot. And if you reply with 'oh you want to talk about sticks', so help me god...*shakes fist*

Though seriously, you're a fag.

I am by no means a cigarette. T_T

Uh...i don't think he met cigarette when he called you a fag.

The only thing that creeps me out when its dark is if its COMPLETE blackness. Where you can't see shit. That's when my imagination starts run wild.