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At 11/12/09 04:04 PM, TheAdd wrote: I would've kicked that chimps ass

they tried...the owner of the chimp even stabbed him hella times and even tried clubbing him to get him off her friend. I heared he even tore the door off a cop's car to get the cop inside and the cops shot it several times before the chimp finally died.

Chimps are strong as fuck. I feel sorry for that lady.

I've got one:

A man is suspended upside down over a 3 foot pool of sulphuric acid. A voice recording soon goes off:

Hello Joe, I want to play a game.. By now you have realized you are upside down over a 3 foot pool. In this pool is Sulphric Acid..highly corrosive. About 6 feet from the pool is a key that will unlatch the device holding your feet. To get to it you must swing yourself back and forth in order to reach it...once you get the key from its resting place a drain will open and drain out the acid...then you will be able to free yourself safely and leave unharmed. Bewarned though...after 10 minutes the device holding your feet will be deactivated thus dropping you into the pool..do not despair though; once you gain momentum you wil lfind out the key is well within reach. Hurry now the clock is ticking.

Joe manages to gain a bit of momentum and just before he manages to reach the key on his way back over the pool the device holding his feet deactivates and he is dropped into the pool of acid

my cat is not all like the other cats....

crazy old woman yelling random things

wacked out old lady

I was taking a shit in middle school one time and the door had no lock (due to "poor" school funding) and someone kicked it open on me. (it was my best friend) so I jumped up shut the door again and threatened if he ever did something like that again I'd beat the shit out of him. Normally I despise taking shits in public places...it always seems like the other people are listening to see if you are going to do it...so whenever I take a shit I flush the toilet at the same time that way no one hears...it especialy works if you have the liquid shits.

At 11/7/09 05:18 PM, Archon68 wrote: I got detention for GETTING kicked in the balls.

are you fucking serious??? this kid that kicked you...was he/she the "teacher pet"

cuz i thought if YOU did the kicking of balls you were the one that got the detention....not the other way around.

another time the bitch principal at my elementary school thought I stole something so he went into the classroom and grabbed my stuffed animal out of my desk to "teach me a lesson" He called me into the office and twirled the cat around and kept saying I stole so and so. Not even 5 minutes later the real thief was brought in and the principal looked shocked. I said "Gimmie my damned stuffed animal back!" the ending result?

I got the animal back but had to serve a months worth of garbage clean up during lunch, had to write an essay on proper behavior, and had field trip priviliges taken away from me for the reaminder of the school year.

All for prooving that I was right....plus the principal was a real dick.

At 7/27/09 06:50 PM, EpicFail wrote: Because 2 years ago I stole some money from my mom, and now my brother loses twenty dollars they blame me, and start freaking out at me... Any idea what I should do? I definitely did not touch his money, there is no money on me, except for a bit of change in my room somewhere on the floor, etc. And I didn't purchase anything new, they have NO proof of me taking it, this is bullshit.

They have a right to be suspicious. My brother once stole $500 dollars from me. When I found out it was him the ONLY thing keeping me back from beating the living shitout of him was my uncle....and the fact that he is family. Had he not been family I would have put him in the hospital.

Be lucky it wasn't non family you stole from....not too many people will let you get away from it unharmed.onlybeating the living shit

At 11/7/09 12:03 PM, AntiHero1317 wrote: I used ot go to catholic school and i was expelled of course. But we had an assignment something having ot do with bringing in a CD i brought in a Judas Priest CD. I got locked in a the meat freezer for 10 minutes for digracing the school with the devils music

thats inhumane to do to someone and against the law as far as i know.

anyway I had to serve an ISS which is an In school suspension...or known as lunchtime detentions if you didn't want to do one after school...plus serve 3 referrals which is half a step away from a regular home suspension for laughing when my friend said "Mother Fuckin' Titty Suckin Two Balled BItch when he dropped his book on the floor. (my parents tried to fight agaisnt it but as usual the school system won out.)

something not normal im sure....or at least something that would make Edd laugh his ass off and scare the other Ed out of his mind

My 2 front teeth..(just joking)

Here's what I REALLY WANT:

1. Latest generation of i-Pod
2. i-Phone
3. Laptop computer (best one on market)
4. PS3
5. X-box 360
6. $5000.00 cash
7. Paintball equipment

now the question is...will I ever get these wonderfully awesome gifts??
Yes. Yes I will...I always get what I want.

saw the episode...I was like all wtf??? what a fuckin' waste!! Too much fuckin' Patchy Pirate and not enough Spongebob!!!

1. Mix the chicken with his dog food
2. Each day add a little more of his food and less and less of the chicken
3. By the end of the 2nd or 3rd week he should be eating his regular dog food.

Note: Do this continuisly for 2-3 weeks adding more dog food and less chicken each day as mentioned above...by the end of the 2nd or 3rd week he should be eating his regular food.

Im not sure if I could or would...I mean what would it solve...if the guy killed someone you loved killing him would not bring back your friend/lover (however in an extreme situation where one must make a snap decision one is capable of anything.)

At 11/5/09 05:22 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Really? I think it's kind of cute. Sure, it looks a little sickly but it has big brown eyes and it's smiling. I was pretty sure this dog had it in the bag. Yes, that is a dog by the way. He won the title on the Guinness Book of World Records, I believe.

damn that dog is fucking ugly...but its so fucking cool!!! I wouldn't mind having that dog...he's awesome!!! and famous too!!

nah...Im still trying to get ahold of the Terror Toons dvd. I tried looking it up on youtube and they have bits and clips but each time I find a "full" version of the movie it turns out to be a RickRoll or and advertisement to download it for "free:" on some other website. Im gonna keep checking up on Fearnet.com coz I think they still have free horror movies you can watch....I think they update it weekly or something....

This one assfucker kept pushing on me and pushing on me in middle school and Im normally not a fighter...but If I am pushed far enough....anywhoo I grabbed this guy and half threw half shoved him into the lockers at school. He bounced off and landed on his ass on the ground. He didn't pull anymore shit after that...I guess it scared the shit out of him.

I like Yuan-Ti Purebloods. The other one's are kind of nasty looking...I guess she's kinda hot...if you can get past the green skin and stuff...

My parents use to say I was raised by wolves alot of the time due to my running around with our dog Kojak when I was younger....(or was it Kojak that raised me....oh well)

yea you can...but if you make an alt don't use it to avoid a ban...you risk loosing BOTH accounts if a mod finds out that you use an alt while your main account is banned or using your main account if an alt is banned. You should read Da Rulez first though

At 11/1/09 01:23 AM, DemonCole wrote:

At 10/23/09 05:05 PM, cATbYtE wrote: Got anymore room? I been into horror since I could walk...I have practically been raised on horror. I even went to the Halloween Haunt at Great America. I have seen Saw and part of Saw 2. I have plans on watching A NIghtmare On Elm Street (1st one) tonite.

On a side note...click on the ciggarette sig and it should bring you up to my Horror website. (still under construction)

Also have any of you guys seen 'Pelts'? Its pretty fucking gross...its a mini series about a cursed racoon pelt that makes its wearers do unspeakable violent things. (like one guy skinning himself alive to make a "coat" for a woman he likes).

Yeah u can join. Actually I'm really happy that someone is joinin the club. It has sat idol for quite a while. So just post your top 15 horror films and you're in! O ya, and I've seen Pelts, haha that movie was great. Dario Argento is a genius. And Nightmare on Elm Street is my favorite. BTW, I'm goin to see Saw 6 soon. Have you seen Halloween 2 remake or The Final Destination yet?

not yet...want to though...(here is more that I have seen)

1. The Ring
2. The Grudge
3. Scream
4. Man's Best Friend
5. Gates of Hell (aka City of the living Dead)
6. Fright Night
7. Creepshow
8. The Stuff
9. Terror Toons
10. Night of the Demons
11. Dog Soldiers
12. Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood
13. Cujo
14. Stephen King's Christine
15. Stephen King's The Mist

From the Cabbage Patch

Yep. We started out as a big ass group....my cousins myself and some family friends but then we got seperated so it was just me and one of my cousins....we went to a few more houses and got a fairly decent amount of candy then returned to our friend's house...we were one of the last people there so we just chilled out for a bit then went back out and scared the shit out of some kids.

At 10/31/09 10:07 PM, Grim13x wrote: Why is everyone saying those cupcakes or I want them, I only see one goddamn cupcake.

coz I ate the rest of them.....they were fuckn' Gooooood!!! Im gonna go get me more!!!

I was Maleficent for Halloween. (I lost a bet with a friend so I had to dress as her)

October 30, 2009
Dear Friends;

Mostly, this note is to that devious cunt Crazy4Clay69 who I thought was my best friend and who definitely won't be reading this. That's because that nasty twat committed suicide. Good riddance psycho-bitch.

Ever since we became online friends, I was constantly posting to reassure that neurotic snatch about our friendship. How much did I need her? "More than anything". Would I do anything for her? "Absolutely". And then that nutty skank set me up and fucked me over by asking what I'd do if she died.

Unthinkingly, I posted "I'd kill myself."

To which she replied, "Rely?"

To which I replied, "yes really;)"

To which she replied, "I meant to type, 'Really?'"

To which I replied, "I know what you meant, silly<8)"

To which she replied "Really?"

To which I replied "Really what? Did I know you meant 'Really?' when you typed 'Rely?' Or did I really mean I'd kill myself?"

To which she tried to reply, but the thread was too long and we had to start a new post. In the end I convinced Crazy4Clay69 that I would indeed kill myself if she died.

What the fuck were you thinking catbyte? You spend your whole life trying not to die in a jihad or as a religious sacrifice and then you piss it all away by casually agreeing to an online suicide pact. God damn it.

Sure, sure, I could clear out my temporary internet files, stop accepting cookies, sign up for a new journal and leave my old online world behind. But anyone who has spent even 2 minutes reading my blog knows that's not how I roll. I live up to my responsibilities, even when they technically aren't my doing (see my "Errrr!!!!! Blockbuster Late Fees" entry on September 6).

So, to all of you who have enjoyed my journal, I must say thank you, good-bye and be sure to sign my guestbook.

There is no emoticon to express how much I hate that cunt.

catbyte

P.S. Please don't look in the closet.

I have seen these

Nightmare on elm street (entire franchise)
House of 1000 corpses (both movies)
Halloween Remake (Rob Zombie version)
Snoop Doggs Tales of Terror
Cabin Fever

all of these were pretty good movies.

Had a busted toenail that was partway out when I was around 12. My uncle had to hold me down while my aunt pulled the rest of it out so it woulldn't get infected...I was trying and squirming to hit my uncle who plainly stated...."dont hit me kiddo or you'll have worse pain than that toe to worry about." We got it out and it grew back eventually.

Had 8 out of 10 fingers smooshed when I stretched and had my fingers wrapped around the back hatch part of our vw. All I could do was scream 'Fuckin' Biiiiiitccchhh"!!! My mom appologized profusly saying she did not know my figners were back there at the time. That ws the first and last time I put my hands back there.

Im not too sure but I think this is againt the rules...(Id check with a Mod first.) Plus there is no link.

exactly....when you cum is the best part.