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I use to play D&D all the time..but we never really had time to get into a campaign fully (fucking school lunches are NEVER long enough) just as we really were going good either someone had to leave or the fucking school bell rang thus ending lunchtime. But yeah If I could I would definatly...my cousins at home would rather be lost in "rollercoaster land" on the computer or holed up in their room listening to music rather than play.

Just another face in the crowd...but then again I really don't mind.

thanks for the info...posted it in there just now

Don't know if this will actually work or not but how about putting a button in each of the ng user's home page....a "ban" button if you will...how this button is utilized is that the user clicks his/her button and it tells the user how many times he/she has been banned and the reasons that got them banned in the first place. That way the user won't have to pm a mod asking why he/she got banned...and they can learn from their mistakes to avoid being banned in the future. I think this would be a learning experience and only ng users would be able to see thier own ban button...no one elses. I think this is a pretty good idea. Thoughts?

Don't know if this will actually work or not but how about putting a button in each of the ng user's home page....a "ban" button if you will...how this button is utilized is that the user clicks his/her button and it tells the user how many times he/she has been banned and the reasons that got them banned in the first place. That way the user won't have to pm a mod asking why he/she got banned...and they can learn from their mistakes to avoid being banned in the future. I think this would be a learning experience and only ng users would be able to see thier own ban button...no one elses. I think this is a pretty good idea. Thoughts?

1. Don't insult voo-doo dolls or say they are ugly. Your death WILL be caused by them.
2. If you shot some monster leave it be and run....don't check to see if its dead.
3. Do not approach your dog after it died and came back to life....or anyone else for that matter. (yes...even your own deceased family)
4. Don't stay for a family reunion if your dead father comes back and kills off his surviving family members
5. Don't steal from the dead for ANY reason
6. Don't accept a blow job from your woman in your car while driving...this causes fatal car accidents with the old gypsy woman being killed and her father coming after your ass.
7. Stealing from native americans that are long gone is taboo...dont' do it.
8. Its not nice to steal from a leprechaun.

follow these rules and you should be ok....maybe.

At 11/19/09 09:28 PM, MrPercie wrote: ehhhh who is this poozy may I ask?

a forum moderator.

My parents never really hear me curse..they don't mind an occasional 'shit', damn, but it makes me weird if my parents hear me curse.

Just beat the living shit out of them...don't be a pussy and man the fuck up.

The one where you to went through a maze with your mouse and right at the end that little excorsist girl pops up and goes "yayayayayayayayayayayaayyyaaaaa!" My friend pulled that shit on me...had me go through the maze and at the end that girl pops up and I fall over ass backwards over my chair. My friend did it for the lulz.

At 11/17/09 09:19 PM, Chymeraxe wrote:

At 11/17/09 09:16 PM, cATbYtE wrote: Don't let me catch you at my house (or my friend catch you) coz if that happens you will definatly get a one way trip to the hospital coz you will get the shit beat out of you.

Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: Californai
Job: none

hewwo der

Aaaaaaaaahahahaha, oh wow.

Hey at least I gave them a warning...if they choose to come in anyways I'll beat the shit out of em' pure and simple.

When I was young and my dog died I was told that he "ran away" then I spied my dad burying something in the backyard. I asked him what it was and he said it was a tree. (he wrapped the dog ina big plastic bag but forgot to wrap up his tail...so his tail was sticking out) My dad finally confessed when I kept asking him why does the "tree" look like my dog....and since when do we bury trees?"

According to my parents:

1. Babies came from the stork
2. That blood was "Ketchup"
3. That the sun went up and down for day and night
4. That if you tried to use the "big boy" potty before you were ready you'd get flushed down the toilet too.
5. That if you stayed out past midnight on Halloween the "ghost and goblins" would come and take you away.

Don't let me catch you at my house (or my friend catch you) coz if that happens you will definatly get a one way trip to the hospital coz you will get the shit beat out of you. Someone is ALWAYS at my house...and whomever breaks in will get the shit beat out of em' guranteed.

1. If you swallowed watermellon seeds..you would grow a watermelon in your belly.
2. Swallowing gum would make the poop bounce right back up your butt
3. The Boogy man was real and he would get you if you disobeyed your parents
4. Brussel Sprouts and Spinnich were yummy
5. If you keep making that face, your face will freeze in said position
7. Toads gave you warts (bald faced lie...I handle them quite a bit and not one wart...called my folks out on it and they grounded me for my "attitude" on calling them out)
8. Extra fluffy white clouds could hold you up if you sat on them
9. That Bloody Mary would get you if you said her name in a dark room 50-100 times

I'm cut....and happy that its done.

I believe in him.....and I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks

I guess it all stems down to what mod is on at the time and what mood he/she is in...I've seen mods on here joke with reg users and other times they get banned for whatever reason....(thats why I try and keep my nose clean...I am not a fan of being banned.

I had this one dream that Kyle's Mom from southpark was going to shoot me with an Uzi becuae I called her a big fat fuckin' bitch.

Another dream had me as an Outlaw of the wild west and I pulled off hella bank robberies and shit..I got caught and they were leading me away to be hanged and I was fighting like hell and as soon as they dropped the floor to hang me I woke up. Turned out I was fighting in my bed and thrashed around so much that I fell onto the floor

At 11/13/09 10:42 PM, jemster211 wrote: I got banned for "backseat modding" for a week becuase the mod looked thruough my post history and extendwed my ban. It went like this. "user that does little thing agaoinst the rules" then "me helping him and stating it's againts the rules to do said offense" then "banhammer for supposed backseat modding". It was udder fucking bullshit.

thats crazy. In the rules it says you can't ask to be a mod that the reg mods will pick you if you are a "model poster" and abide by the rules...then they ban you for "backseat modding"? Why the hell do they offer mod positions NG users if they are just going to ban you for helping out by making sure the rules are followed???

I guess it depends on the Mod on duty at the time and his/her mood

I got banned on my second day after signing up for re-posting a topic (i forgot which one) after it was deleted. Ban was for 1 day.

teach your cousin to fight....and have him beat the little fatass himself...that way you don't get in to trouble.

At 11/13/09 08:51 PM, Guest8792 wrote: I really don't want to contribute to this topic in fear of being banned.

That's not a joke either.

I don't think you can get banned for just replying to this topic...you aren't complaining about the ban./

I had a dream once that for some reason I went to a museum of greek mythology and I saw a Medusa laying down. (she wasn't nasty looking...she looked hella fine except for her snake hair) so I kissed her on her mouth. She woke up killed a shitload of my friends and other people and I spent the remainder of the dream running from her because for some reason she wanted to get married and fuck.

Another dream I had I was in a spaceship and was just cruisng around...I stopped to look at the moon (which was a giant baseball mit) and the sun (which was a giant bat). Oh,and my ship?? It was a giant purse. The weirdest part was that the moon, sun, and purse were all cartoon animation.

I had a dream where Malificent (sleeping beauty) and The Evil Queen from Snow White were chasing me through the Queen Of Heart's maze....the reason? I didn't share my cookies with them.

A dream where I was in Resident Evil (the movie) and I was fighting off the zombies and shit...and the only way to get rid of zombies were to throw eggs at them. Each time you hit a zombie with an egg a little bell chimed and it showed how many points you got...

The stupidest thing I got banned for was for saying I am still going on Newgrounds after I got in trouble for not following through with a chore at home. My ban was for 3 days. Thats about it.

I was on the bus with a friend and this occured:

Hobo woman: fuck,shit, piss, dammit, shut the fuck up, bitch!!!!

other patrons on the bus tell her to shut up and quit being an ass.
the woman then yells

Hobo woman: shdgoandghakldglhalgjdhglkhkld;hglk FUUUUUUCCCKKK!

and all kinds of gibberish. Me and my friend couldn't help but laugh at her.

Before I had a gf I was trying to get some girl to go out with me....I walked up to her and said "Yo Baby wassaaaaaaap?"

fuck I was so embarrassed

There's this girl at my school that everyone calls "ugly". And I admit she's not much to look at..but me and my gf are friends with her and my guy friends are too. I just don't get why the fuck people ostricize people for the way they look...dumb fuckers!!

on my phone I have a recorder where you can record anything you want for a ringtone. If I am in need of a new one I just go to youtube find the song I like and while the song is playing on my screen I just hit record and the song goes into my phone. (but you hve to have the volume on the tv just right and the distance between phone and tv must be just right or it will come out all crackly.)

I agree...people need to keep their fucking dogs on leash. For example;

I was taking my cousin's pom-chi out for a walk and this little fucking ankle biter chihuaua comes out of no where and charges me and my cousin's dog. My cousin's dog starts barking back at it and lunging so what does the little shit do then (the chihuaua; not my cousin's dog) runs at me. I stomp towards it and say "Get the fuck out of here...go home!" The loose dog jumps back and the owner decides to run out and collect his dog giving me a dirty look in the process. It turns out his dog always gets loose and has a habit of going after people to bite them....I'm just waiting for the time he tries that on someone walking is rott or pit and the little biting dog is no more.