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Your lucky he didn't beat the shit out of you while on his trip. I saw dudes trip out on LSD and they got so fuckin got pissed for some reason during their trip they put one of the guys that was with him into the hospital. It took quite a few guys to subdue him, scary ass shit. I've seen some guys get so scared one of them got hold of a bat and was swinging at anything and everything. Not fucking cool to torment your friend bro.

That's why I smoke only weed. I get a decent high and I don't hAve to worry about fucking trippin balls so hard that I accidently hurt someone, myself or worse.

If I was your friend I'd ignore your ass too

That's fucking sick dude. Educationa fuckin nasty.

(better hope a mod don't see this)

At 5/13/10 08:11 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: What a boring, unarticulated story

Well it did happen...just because an altercation doesn't have fucking ones eye sockets after beheading them while Beating them to a pulp doesn't mean it's not true.

Today this assfucking retard in a car acts like he's gonna hit me as I'm walking thru a parking lot while going shopping. I had the right of way and the dude acts like he's gonna hit me. So I yell "Oh really?? Is this "supposed" to scare me?? Seriously??" I act all scared Nd whatnot and he does it again... This time a cop pulls up beside him and tells him to get out of the car. The guy then proceeds to say he was "joking" Around and tries to get me to go along with it. Me deciding to be an asshole, says I don't know this guy. The guy is given a ticket and sent on his merry way... On his wAy he proceeds to call me a prick. I mean WTF??

I had this one dream me, Jason bothers, Freddy kruegar,captain spaulding, Otis, and baby were smoking weed Outside my place. Suddenly this flying mega shArk came out of the sky and started to chase us. We barely made it inside my house and Freddy kruegar got bit in the ass. He started yelling "you motherfucking pussy! That hurt!! Fuck it! I'm going home!! ThAt's when I woke up

my sign would be this:

Use EXTREME caution while handeling

At 5/10/10 12:05 AM, bigbadron wrote:

At 5/9/10 11:56 PM, cATbYtE wrote: Just get a fucking iPod touch (best bet is to get one on eBay or craigs lust) have someone jailbreak it for you and you can get tons of free shit. My girl's brother has a jailbroken iPod and he has tons of music that he would normally have to pay for. SAme thing with aps too,

that is illegal sir.

You mean if someone gave you a jailbroken iPod touch as a gift you would refuse it coz it's jailbroken?!?

I wouldn't refuse it !!

Just get a fucking iPod touch (best bet is to get one on eBay or craigs lust) have someone jailbreak it for you and you can get tons of free shit. My girl's brother has a jailbroken iPod and he has tons of music that he would normally have to pay for. SAme thing with aps too,

What is the stupidest punishment you ever had? Mine was accidently interrupting a tv show. Computer privliges were taken away for a day but here I am anyways. If a punishment is outragiously stupid (like this one) why follow through?

Anyways what's the stupidest punishments you have ever gotten?

At 5/4/10 11:33 PM, UnknownFear wrote: Just got back from seeing it. Was pretty damn good!!

Damn straight it was!! Did you see it in 3d?

At 5/4/10 06:57 PM, chewers13 wrote: I CENCORED IT ALL BECAUSE I BEEN BANNED PLENTY OF TIMES SO SHUT UP AND OOO YOUR A TOUGH MAN YOUR ACTING ALL COOL AND YOUR ON NEWGORUNDS hAHA!

Posting in all caps is bannable... You do know this right?

It was fucking awesome!!! My friend has it downloaded on his computer from a website that does stuff like that. So now I can watch it without having to pay $10.00 if I want to see it again

Sure it's ok to get oral sex from a vampire provided you follow these rules:

1. Make sure she's hot.
2. Make sure she's not hungry (for blood)
3. Whatever you do DO NOT piss her off by accidently calling her another girls name when she's blowing you. Use her name ONLY. (not unless you don't mind being dickless)

Seeing which forums get locked and the flame wars of course.

Alrighty then... I'll take a nickname too pls

The scariest movie I ever saw was Halloween (original) as a kid. It fuckin scared the shit out of me and to this day I refuse to watch it alone.

Beer and milk (nasty ass shit...trust me)

my friend made me one of these:

koolaid, bacardi rum, and you make like a "slushie" with it; add as much bacardi to your taste and drink it down. I had about 2 of them and I was so frickin' plastered. (he adds ALOT of bacardi to his mix

I had a few jello shots before and they were pretty dammed good...

the weirdest one I had was vokda and rum mixed together...it tasted hella fucking nasty at first but then it started tasting pretty damned good halfway into my secod glass.

Sanjay seems cool..I mean he's never done any shit to me but then again....I've cut back on posting stupid shit and replying in forums that will get you banned.

It would go down if Newgrounds was a movie.

Two brothers Tom and Wade just created a new website called newgrounds.com..the website is a sensation and attracts all different kinds of users from all over the world...each submitting thier own flashes...but somehow their was a glitch in the system...the site sucked in a handful of users from around the world and while the users are in the newgrounds world...the site itself is using their own accounts against them by posting spam, hate messages, etc...can the users pull together and convince Tom and Wade that they need help before a mod sees their "posts" and bans them?

starring: Tom and Wade Fulp (site administrators), EyeLovePoozy (mod), Sanjay (mod), and the Newground users

coming out: December 2010

I love cats (dogs are ok...but Im a cat person) Cats are so fucking hillarious...especially when they chase shit around and get goofy off of catnip. My cousin's cat like to try and nail the ball when he is playing pinball. The cat will jump onto the machine and run all over the playfield trying to get a ball it cant reach...funny stuff.

At 11/25/09 09:33 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 11/25/09 09:29 PM, quagmire690 wrote:

At 11/25/09 09:22 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 11/25/09 09:13 PM, quagmire690 wrote: you horrible horrible person!!!! i kind of want you to burn for this

Oh come on now. Don't tell me you never gave a ho even a light tap for being out of her place?

never have and never will... i got more respect for women then that... you really are a horrible person...

I'm not a horrible person I do it for their own good. A woman is like a dog, if you don't teach it early on in life it's only going to act out more and more until you have to put it down. If my woman doesn't know her place in life then how does she expect to be a functioning member of society? Sometimes a little backhand can be a good thing.

Hmmmm...you say you do it for their own good....but how would you handle it if the woman you hit decided to haul off and deck you one after you hit her?

*Im too nice a guy to hit a girl* plus my girlfriend would kick ANYONE'S ASS who hit her.

You got more paitence than I do....if someone would have started jabbing me with a pointed stick I would have busted their nose.

On the otherhand after you changed your bro's password on his X-box Live account and forgot it...isn't there a way he can find out the password?? (I won't say my guess here in case he's a member on newgrounds)

At 11/25/09 09:22 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 11/25/09 09:13 PM, quagmire690 wrote: you horrible horrible person!!!! i kind of want you to burn for this

Oh come on now. Don't tell me you never gave a ho even a light tap for being out of her place?

that was wrong...(I tried the game) But on the otherhand I know of plenty of women that if you laid hands on them they'd beat the shit out of you....you would definatly loose some teeth and spend at least a couple days in the hospital.

1. Do not try and discover taboo voo-doo secrets (The Serpent and the Rainbow)
2. If you see a large vial of green liquid swirling on its own get the fuck out (The Prince of Darkness)
3. Do not say the name of a murdered slave 5 x (Candyman)
4. If your drain "talks" to you or you see clowns run. (Stephen KIng's It)
5. Do not stay for a bbq in a small southern town (1001 Maniacs)
6. Do not watch an unknown cartoon sent to you by an unknown "friend" (Terror Toons)
7. Do not wear a fur coat supposedly "cursed" (Pelts)
8. Don't ask why a dog that use to be freindly is growling at you for no reason (Cujo)
9. Do not bury your pets or anyone on Indian burial grounds (Pet Semetary 1&2)
10. Be wary of the strange dog that the Norwegin guy was shooting at in Alaska (The Thing)
11. Do not be a racist white guy moving into an old black woman's home...especially if her specialty was making mini little voo-doo dolls from the slavery days (Tales From The Hood)

1. The newest i-Pod
2. An i-Phone
3. Laptop computer (best one on market) with Windows 7
4. Mini Camcorder
5. Bmx Bike
6. Cash

Person: Fuck you!
Your reply: No thanks....beastaility is against the law

Person: Yo' Mama wears combat boots!!
Your reply: Yeah...and?

1. I can take in oxygen by way of mouth or nose, into my lungs where is it turned into co2 and exhales the same way

2. I can intake food by way of mouth and when it is swallowed and goes into the stomach. a few hours later my food is transformed into waste byproducts called urine or feces.

3. I walk and talk

4. I can count by two's and tie my shoes

At 11/22/09 03:44 PM, Aigis wrote: I'm not very tolerant of white people.

Im not very tolorant of racist people
Im not very tolorant of idiots
Im not very tolorant rude people
Im not very tolorant homophobes
Im not very tolorant authorities with attitkude

Your review was too long....most people here that submit want a review thats direct and to the point. I don't think anyone wants to read a whole essay about your review and why you reviewd it the way you did..but thats just my opinion.

I pefer shaven...I mean I wouldn't want a wad of hair in my mouth when I go down. I would also shave for my girl as well...but the damn itching can drive you insane!!