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No dude. Never do a fat chick.

You catch your girlfriend cheating on you with your brother (or best friend) how would you handle it? (this has not happened to me but it did happen to my cousin) how would you deal with your girlfriend and brother/best friend if you caught them together?

1. $20.00 (Uncle)
2. C.O.D. Black Ops for PS3 (Cousin)
3. Undead Nightmare PS3 (Cousin)
4. Shitloads of candy ("Santa")
5. Pjs (gramma)
6. $20.00 giftcard walmart (aunt)
7. $40.00 giftcard best buy (cousin)
8. $15.00 starbucks card (Santa)
9. $10.00 (gramma)
10. $5.00 and cookie tin (aunt)
11. 2 shirts (aunt)
12. 3 vampire DVDs (aunt)
13. Werewolf DVD (aunt)

I am posting from my iPod

Once you know who the snitches are you can get some serious payback on em.
Paybacks a bitch.

At 12/25/10 03:43 AM, JebbaL wrote: Shit... i had to turn that off. the sounds the poor kittens make is extremely sad and disturbing. i hope that guy dies in a fire

Agreed. I think this kid needs to have the shit kicked outt of him.
My friend who is an animal lover is in jail because he broke
some guy's leg for kicking a dog. Maybe kitten killer should meet my buddy.

At 12/24/10 07:44 PM, Fifty-50 wrote: In my family. Every time I ask why, my mother says in our religion, there is no Christmas because she says Jesus wasn't born on December 25th. She says that it was impossible because it is extremely cold in winter season and Mary and Joseph couldn't have traveled to Betlehem because it was too cold.

What's weird is that I believe that God exists, but if you look at it, you will say that it's very illogical to some people. But the Betlehem thing uses logic to say that December 25 isn't the birthday of the Son of God. Very weird indeed. Don't get me wrong, I'm not implying anything. I just want to know what you people think. Should we, or should we not celebrate Christmas in my family?

Unfortuntuly if you are under the age of 18 and live under your parents' roof then if there is no Christmas celebrating then that's the way it goes. You have to follow your parents' rules as long as you are in thier house. If you are on your own then celebrate the holiday however you choose. Its up to you (meaning your parents) to choose whether or not to celebrate the holiday. However a choice like that should be a family decision. Why not set a comprimise. Ask your mother where she thinks Jesus was born and what day it was. Then ask if you can celebrate that day in your own way.

At 12/23/10 11:51 PM, DeadSun wrote: I am a jehovah witness and we don't celebrate any holiday as they are sinful. But you people have your holidays and it starts to give temptation to other followers. Some have left jehovah witness and celebrate Christmas which is 100% pagan.

Stop celebrating holidays, it is making people in jehovah witness start to leave! My fellow brothers and sisters in jehovah witness will stop at nothing till all celebrations are done with.

My father and his father were jehovah witness, and my sister has recently left jehovah witness because she said that she couldn't take not celebrating christmas. You are dragging her to hell with your evil ways! She is a good person, but you people want her to be sent to hell.

You people have holidays and birthdays simply to harm the one true religion, which is jehovah witness.

We ask you to join our church, we don't force you to. We want to save your soul. And what do we get in return? We get forced temptation upon us. You also plant subliminal messages in your christmas songs that get sent through all radios, so that it will cause those in jehovah witness to want to celebrate it. I will not stand for this! I will stop at nothing to end your evil aways against us. And most of all, I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung! now let see how many people only read the first bit.

wow dude. First of all Halloween is originally a Pagan Holiday...I don't believe Christmas ever was. Get your facts straight. Secondly why tell us that your fellow jehovia witnesses are going to go to hell becuase we celebrate the holidays? If they choose to leave the religeon that's their choice. Don;t tell us what to celebrate and what not to celebrate. When people tell me that I tend to do just what they tell me not to do just to piss em' off.
second it seems like you are going into this "temptation" thing all by yourself.

The ones I hate the worst are the normal sounding everyday songs that add the word "Christmas, snow, jingle bells" etc. Its like they take a song you hear everyday and add one of those words to it to make it a Christmas song. I mean wtf??!

1. People who make you feel like the scum from the scum of dogshit for wanting to spend Christmas with your extended family for one year rather than be at home. (one of the reasons I fucking hate staying at home at times)

2. People who keep going on and on about shit when you want to let it go and yet they STILL manage to go on about it.

3. Intolorance

4. People who play fucking mind games with you and then they get pissed off when you say that you ain't gonna play thier games.

I got banned for coming onto newgrounds after my parents grounded me for some shit (i forgot actually) and saying how I was going to go onto newgrounds behind their back after they grounded me. My ban was for 3 days and the reason was "Posting a spam thread." Hey I was super pissed off at my folks...

But so far I havn't been banned in over 2 years...lucky me...

Alright....who Jizzed all over my icon??

At 12/20/10 09:02 PM, superuberinsaneausm wrote: so i acidentilly left my coat in a room with my ipod in it, i knew it was in there so the next period i try to go into the classroom and retrive it hoping it wasant stolen sadly the room was locked .the next day find the classroom 1st thing in the morning i look in my pocket and it wasn't in there >:( so i ask the teacher "was anybody touching my coat before hand?" she said yes and saw a person and told me there name.
so i wrote a theft report and gave it to the school administratior, he came in and simply said he didnt do it. the school couldent do anything because he didnt admit do stealing it. so i was sad and angry, now to day i heard him playing a song that was on my ipod out loud just to taunt me,im fucking angry and i really want it back i would beat him up but he is bigger than me. i dont know what to do, any advice?

you could steal it back but if he catches you; you run the risk of him beating the shit out of you.
Confront him and run the risk of him beating the shit out of you if he likes to fight
or
Don't bring your fucking ipod to school anymore.

They do it to avoid a ban imo. If their main account is banned then to pass the time they go to their alt. Or vice versa. However be warned if a mod finds out that you are using one of your alt when your main account is banned or vice versa you run the risk of loosing BOTH accounts which can fuck you up because you'll have to start fresh all over again. (especially if you are a high ranking member)

Tom created this site....(along with Wade) so how the hell can he be banned from his own site??!!

That's happened to me as well. It usualy means the post was deleted. It's one of the mods way of saying don't post stupid shit. I made the mistake of reposting what I put up once it got deleted and I got a day ban for the repost.

Hint: don't repost it man... If it's gone then let it go.

Check this shit out. watch it from beginning to end.

(sorry if it dont work...if it dont work then go to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNvjxbssQ 70)

I'd like to see her try and throw my cat in the garbage...I mean I wouldn't hit her or anything (I don't hit girls) but I WOULD scare the shit out of her. I have a knack for doing that to girls that piss me off...they are in tears but i never raise my hand to them

Ok fellow newgrounders....here is a question for you...when you are with your significant other which would you prefer that he/she be down there; shaved or unshaved? Me I prefer my lady to be shaved...

Either get him a gift designed for a baby or wrap one of his own items in birthday gift wrap and give it to him on his birthday.

I fall asleep when I am bored or. Go annoy my girl.

I use to eat cat food as a kid (crunchy kind only)
lay on my belly to watch my dog shit
steal eggs from my fridge and put them under my pullow to see if they would hatch
tried to make a muni tornado with the cold air from my freezer and the warm air from a hair drier.
Put my cat into the bottom sink cabnet (left it open a bit so the cat could breathe) and smeared the outside part with soap so the cat could get out If he wanted to. Turns out the cat just nosed the door open and went right out.

I use to eat cat food as a kid (crunchy kind only)
lay on my belly to watch my dog shit
steal eggs from my fridge and put them under my pullow to see if they would hatch
tried to make a muni tornado with the cold air from my freezer and the warm air from a hair drier.
Put my cat into the bottom sink canner (left it open a bit so the cat could breathe) and smeared the outside part with soap so the cat could get out If he wanted to. Turns out the cat just nosed the door open and went right out.

That fucking bitch better HOPE they put her in solitary confinement. Coz those women in prison will beat the shit out of her and then kill her. It's kind of like an unwritten rule; no one gives a fuck what you do as long as kids are not involved in said wrongdoing.

At 5/18/10 09:21 PM, AsthmaticHamster wrote: I used to eat dry dog food...

It was tasty, alright?!?

Me too lol!

When I was a kid:

1. Play baseball with semi- dried dog shit. I would smack it against the house windows with a board to see if it would stick.

2. Throw rocks and old dog shit on the roof and blame it on racoons

3. Think there were tiny people inside the phone and tv and would try and get them out. (of the phone only)

4. Ate some cake mix once and put the rest of it in my cat's litterbox saying the cat shit out the cake mix and hid the box under my bed

5. Duct taped my penis ( left the head untaped) Why did I do this? No clue; I was a kid. It hurt like hellfire when I removed the tape though.

1. "picket" wal-mart and get others to join you
2. Shoplift some expensive shit
3. Go in stark naked shouting rubbish
4. Go dressed as one of wal-mart's biggest competators and hand out leaflets on why the competing company is better

Some flash about a dog shaking his head and tapping high heels Over and over

Chick flicks bore me to tears. I would rather watch Dora the explorer, the Barbie mermaid movie, or Barney rather than a chick flick.

I watched Tenacious D when I was smokin weed. That scene where Jables was trippin off those shrooms in the forest was fuckin great.

If it rained spiders I'd turn into my true form of a gigantic spider and enslave human kind.