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At 6/8/09 09:54 PM, HawkofRawk wrote:

At 6/8/09 09:42 PM, Frenzy wrote: Wow. What an idiot; it's not funny to destroy your roommates apartment and kill a helpless animal.

I think it kind of is.

Right until your roomie beats the living shit out of you...for killing his/her pet and destroying their property. i HOPE that bitch gets a beat down

At 6/8/09 02:36 PM, Dark-critical wrote: Lets all get our weapons and go over the place where she now resides and just beat the living hell out of her.

or we can just continue to agree on what a sick sick fuck that person is.

I think i can make an exception of hitting girls for one day...wait....the bitch isn`t a girl...she likes to torment animals coz she KNOWS her "gangsta" ass would be beat.... let her try it on my pets...girl or no girl id punch her in the jaw.

Why the hell are some topics locked and not others...for example...i wrote a topic about being grounded and still coming on ng and it got locked and me banned for a day. Other topics [example: cock stuck block gets to stay open]. i am just curious and not trying to start shit up or get banned.

call the cops and get it sorted out. Make sure you have pics so you can make the process easier

i got grounded from my computer for not picking up dog shit. [not my dogs]. so my cousin disconnected me. no worries though, i can still get on via my nintendo dsi. yeah i know i should have watched the dogs....but being grounded? Fuck that!!!

1. Find a good place to bunker down....one that hides you real well..camp there if you must
2. Wait until the other players come to you...just make sure you pay attention and have your gun at the ready.
3. If 1&2 fail....and if you have the option of being a "sniper" you can try that. Most players are focused on ground attacks and won't expect one from up above. I use to go paintballing at this one field (forgot the name though) that had a snipers tower...I got about 3-4 guys until my cousin who was in the tower with me distracted me and I got headshot. Use with extreme cautuion.
4.Have your teammates cover you while you run to the next bunker. Let them take the hits for you.

If all else fails you can go rambo on everyone and run around shooting opponents like its going out of style. A friend did that and he almost wiped out the opposing team until a ref called him out for an old paint splatter he got from a previous game. Ref said it was "fresh" so my friend was counted out.. oh well.

At 6/5/09 02:58 PM, FurryFox wrote: I tell ya. The word "Privacy" doesn't seem to get heard in my house. I go to my door because I hear someone and when I get back my sister is on my page reading some of my stuff and laughing. I'm tempted to kick her in the ass for looking at my on MY computer in MY room. Anyone else got nosy family or friends that feel my pain?

My sister did the same thing...but I didn't kick her ass or anything (I have a policy against hitting girls) she typed a stupid post on here after it got deleted and got me a 3 day ban. Here's what I suggest:

1. Put a password on your computer that requires to to log on each time you fire up your computer...and if you have to leave it for a specified amount of time lock your computer with a password so that even if she does get on she can't do anything being as she don't have the password. (press ctrl alt delete at the same time and scroll down to lock this computer. I have windows vista and this is what i had to do). If you cannot do that then you might have to log out of NG completely and shut down your computer until you are ready to go on again.

2. Get a lock on your door and have a copy of the key. One for you and one for your parents in case you loose your key...that way you can get in.

3. Go through HER ROOM AND STUFF. Chances are because its 'HERS' she won't like it one bit. Did that to my sister and she just about had a shit fit being as she had stuff she didn't want our parents to know about. I told her next time I see her in my room all bets are off and I'll tell them what I found. She has kept her part of the bargin and I will keep mine. Blackmail works wonders.

just act like you are going to go do something (i.e. a movie or the theme park) then ask her if she wants to come along....your treat. If she says yes then proceed from there how you want to go. (Thats how I go about it)

I'm so tough that I piss lightning and crap thunder.....

just go ahead and do what you want to do anyways....don't trip about it..its just a game.

One of my friend's pit bulls recently nipped my neighbor's dachsund's face. This dachsund is a trouble starter. Whenever my friend walks his pit this dachsund who runs loose in the front yard runs out and yaps in the pit's face and generally is agressive towards him. The Pitbull is one of the friendliest dogs ever and even gets along with other animals. He tried to ignore this dog and avoid him but today he just about had enough and nipped the dachsund in the face. This dachsund yelped as if he was kicked in the side and ran off....he wasn't hurt or anything just scared. Now my neighbor is pissed off at my friend because whenever the dog sees my friend's pit bull the dachsund cowers down with his tail between his legs and runs for cover. I think the dog learned a valuable lesson on messing with bigger dogs but my neighbor wants to press charges against my friend and wants ME TO wintess for him. I say fuck that!!! I'm supporting my friend because I know his pitbull as much as he does and I KNOW this dog would never hurt a fly unless sorely provoked. The dog didn't even WANT to snap at the dachsund....he just got tired of the little dog starting his shit.

just whack off....or when its lights out or better yet when you are taking a shower make a "fee-fee" and use that until your boner's gone

I never fucking curse at all lol j/k

Yeah I curse alot. And yes it does help get anger out....as mentioned in a previous post it isbetter to swear than take a crow bar to someone's head.

I was just on and it seemed to be working fine for me as well.

Im not afraid of newgrounds. Why should I be? Everyone has a right to speak their mind.

if you don't want to have sex then don't...

At 6/2/09 06:33 PM, Proottalfain wrote:

At 6/2/09 06:18 PM, cATbYtE wrote:

At 6/2/09 05:02 PM, RedCoin wrote: black people are gay

If you said that to my 2 friends who are black you would most deifinatly get your ass kicked. They DO NOT play around.

Your friends are homophobic. IMO that's worse than racism.

its not my friends that are homophobic....they just fucking hate people who are racist and bash on gays. (they are not gay) They are pretty cool guys unless you piss them off and make derogatory remarks about thier race and homosexuality. (we became friends through a mutual friend who happens to be gay)

I am going to a party with some homeboys and I want to know what kind of beer to bring. (I am the designated beer buyer) we all pitched in to buy some keggers. What kind of beer should I bring to the party?

At 6/2/09 05:02 PM, RedCoin wrote: black people are gay

If you said that to my 2 friends who are black you would most deifinatly get your ass kicked. They DO NOT play around.

This topic is very misleading. Im no perv but anyone who clicks on this topic might think the same thing Big Dicks.

I forgot who did my ban mine was for posting topic in the whatever section asking about what kind of beer to bring to a kegger party...or should I say the post was deleted and I did a re-post of it and then when I went to log on it said I had a 3 day ban for re-posting a deleted topic...lessoned learned. be very careful what you post.

Ok...easy. The cat I had was off the hook: (he was NEVER abused he was just born that way)

1)Scratched my mom's arm to the point of bleeding and then licked it off
2) Would stay perched on the bookshelf and wait until your back is turned and jump down on you
3)rip rodents to pieces...literally.
4) Chase then fight our other cats we had when he was mad (which was all the time)
5) Hiss and snarl at you if you raised your voice to him.

amazingly though I could do all of the above to him without risking injury because he was my cat entirely.

Dragons are my favorite. They are awesome. Nice pic btw.

At 3/26/05 11:29 PM, The_wwwyzzerdd wrote: Hey, the cat's getting bad reception. Fix the attentenas!

ROFLMFAO thats funny!!! looks good too!!!

Mine had to be Wishmaster 4; djinn looked like a freaking power ranger monster; on steroids.

I been to the Winchester Mystery house a while back and it was said to be haunted but I didn't see anything though; I just had this weird feeling that someone was watching me the whole time though.

My cousin showed me some pretty stuff on newgrounds so I got the site from him and been here ever since.

When I was a kid I did some strange things;

I put the fish my dad caught into my swimming pool hoping that they'd come back alive

I'd take some cat food in a brown baggie and eat it at my grandmas house

I put cake mix into my cat's litter box and said she had the craps so I wouldn't get busted for eating it

I use to eat those "dog food sahped hamburger patties" at times

When I got really bored I took fresh dog crap and played baseball with it...I hit it against the window of my house and my mom came out and got on my case.

I use to take dried dog crap and throw it on the roof of my uncle's house and my house.

Yeah I was pretty weird as a kid. Don't do that stuff anymore though.

I use to watch Invader Zim; he was kinda stupid but enjoyable. He got all pissy at the little things and thats what made it so funny.

What am I doing right now? Lets see...

playing on my cpmputer (duh)
breathing
sitting
listening to drum practice
getting older
looking at nothing in particular