Or in good old Scheme code if you want. Just evaluate this expression every time BEFORE you are going to talk to a woman:

(define (if predicate consequent alternative)
  (if predicate alternative consequent)
)

You can replace the question marks by 6am...

Ooh, I like these, I'll enter the music category with this month old song of mine:

You Fucked Your Dad Last Night, by Casualty Type: SongGenre: Heavy Metal

May the best musician win, fellows :o

Tonight:
-Chinese Wok with unlimited booze from 7pm to 10pm.
-Friend's place with virtually unlimited booze from 10pm to ???.

At 5/21/09 04:13 AM, Nev wrote: How devoted are you guys to your alcohol? Not as much as this fella.

I don't know dude, I've only been refused alcohol once, so I stole some... But yeah, that was a joke all in all.

We were in town when she broke up with me, and I cried all day long, at various places in the city... With her.

Soooo last weekend I got drunk and it was good...

hello everyone

I don't know, but in case you were wondering, the piece of skin between your anus and your testicles is called the gooch.

If you want to know what thrash metal sounds like, check out Strikemaster.

Again, no problem, and don't hesitate if you have more questions like this. I'll also check this topic regularly :o

Well done! It's weird though, I had already done this in the original code, did you remove that part without thinking, maybe?

You don't have to synchronize the server time with the NG time... Just add or subtract the difference in the code. That's what I did, I think...

Oh hi guize what's going on here?

It's not that much of a difference IMO... Except for the blood everywhere. But why care about that?

Notice the link in one of my posts on this page...

It's okay. Also, look closely!

Moreover, you are all welcome, making NG Log was something really cool to do, until it went on for too long lol.

The argument was that, B/P points and such are more of a "merit" because when you gather B/P points, it's like working. Medal points are obtained by playing games.

Anyway, as you said, I won't bother. It's my site, indeed. But that time is almost over.

Haggard, the difference between medal points and B/Ps, posts and reviews is that the latter three get boring easily, and are therefore more of an achievement.

ALRD is right. Or at least I agree with her. However, soon, all of this will not be my responsibility anymore... Brace yourselves!

At 4/22/09 05:55 AM, dooseyboy wrote: hook up the new game points system.
and more easter eggs.
is there more than one?
where are they

You ask for more easter eggs, yet you haven't found them yet. Retard. Also about the game point system:

I have no idea...

Intestinal Disgorge
Ejaculation Beyond Diarrhea Boundaries
Waking The Cadaver
Cunt Fart
Anale Bezem

All grindcore or similar...

You know, they can't ban your from going OUTSIDE either...

At 3/30/09 02:52 PM, SeaBoundRhino wrote:

At 3/30/09 02:23 PM, Casualty wrote: TO EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD: Your quest is over. I know all of the bands posted here, and expected them. Some are indeed extremely brutal but NONE is close to...

CONGRATULATIONS! You're about a year and a half late.

I'm getting old.........

Also related to my previous post, if you're looking for sheer brutality and nothing else:

Enjoy Trigger The Bloodshed.

TO EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD: Your quest is over. I know all of the bands posted here, and expected them. Some are indeed extremely brutal but NONE is close to...

BRAIN DRILL. I mean, just check this shit out.

This concludes this thread. Don't even try to find a faster or more technical band. Good day.

I don't get it dude, your stats get logged okay and shit, what's still wrong. Try to explain it clearly.

At 3/25/09 01:01 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 3/25/09 12:54 PM, Casualty wrote: No new ideas, no new projects, and no medals. I'm too busy. I will always be anway.

Not a new idea, just out of curiosity: Who got the 100,000th log and what was his/her gift? :D

KyleRoberts did. But he was late to claim his prize, so there is none! :o

At 3/25/09 06:58 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: I think I've seen Duvel a couple of times in large supermarkets, but never in bars or pubs :\

Oh shit :/

Also lol, yesterday I drank a Lucifer, then I drank a Satan, and then I drank a Duvel. And oh yeah, tons of other beers before, so I'm dead now.

At 3/25/09 06:31 PM, Lkoz91 wrote: What's a Duvel? I'm 17 and live in the states, lol I've never heard of it.

Probably the Belgian beer that is the most appreciated in other countries. You'll probably be able to find some if you ask around. Try it. And understand.