No, she nose fucked you and you have your periods. But that's okay, many couples still have sex during their periods, if neither minds.

That looks fucking stupid. Wear T-shirts.

Got tons of shoops of it by mail... This is another good one.

Singstar! The whole country knows about this...

And again, proud to live in Belgium! Have our beer!

At 6/17/09 03:14 AM, UncleSqueezins wrote:

At 6/17/09 03:11 AM, Casualty wrote: This little game I made is JUST what you need:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/35 5790

God bless you for finding that game! xD

I didn't FIND it, I MADE it.

This little game I made is JUST what you need:

Alizee Ass Shaker, by Casualty Type: Game Rating: Ages 13+

LAMB OF GOOOOOD FUCK YEAH!

Seeing them this Friday :D

At 6/16/09 03:42 AM, supperman2 wrote: Technology-based Company: Net

Really? Oh well, I took http://www.djhitler.net because it was free...

Beer, obviously.

At 6/15/09 07:40 AM, TECh2o wrote: Fuck you, door.

I think you should shave.

At 6/10/09 11:48 AM, TheRipper00 wrote: Also if you pull a piercing out during a fight your a fucking pussy.

Reminds me of this one guy, he's a fucking beast, he's like 2 meters tall and 1.5 meters wide, and he has an ear ring.
One night at a party here tensions were building up between locals (including him) and random Moroccans (they're a fucking plague here in Belgium and they come to parties just to fight). So the two groups are facing each other and throwing insults, and he says "You assholes better calm the fuck down or I'll beat you up" etc etc.
At that point on of the Moroccan guys has the bad idea to tear out Beast's ear ring. Beast gets fucking mad and everyone tells him to calm down and that he didn't mean to and shit. He didn't calm down. 30 seconds later the Moroccan who pulled out the ring was bleeding on the ground with no teeth and no eyebrows left.
So yeah. Don't pull out piercings in fights. Or you die.

At 6/10/09 09:56 AM, darkmpulse1 wrote: Damn girls take all your time it's crazy.

You're still posting on Newgrounds. Your statements are inconsistent.

At 6/9/09 08:31 PM, Dropkicked wrote: This is me and my girlfriend, (WHO HAS AN ACCOUNT ON HERE, I KNOW YOU'RE LOOKING AT MY POSTS JENNA) before her semiformal dance thing.

You have faggot hair. I hate people with hair like that.

For gay sex call 8185551212

Or you could make your own songs...

Yeah, if she was your girlfriend, you could finally make a girl cum...

I'm a girl.

At 6/5/09 10:46 PM, Piss wrote: Laughing my ass off. Whoever thinks any attractive girl on here is real is either stupid or stupid.

I met a girl here who lives in Belgium, she's attractive alright, and she's real too, so yeah. Counterexample.

Also if you're really on vacation, the solution remains VERY easy... Just ask someone to log your stats, as anyone can log anyone's stats, so yeah.

Indeed, that's why it wasn't done. Not because I was too lazy. Because of that. Not because I was too lazy. Yeah.

At 6/4/09 07:30 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

At 6/4/09 04:08 AM, Casualty wrote: Congrats to the other winners! However I would like to pass my prize to the person on the second place in the audio competition.

That's mighty classy of you Casualty.

Yep, that's just how I am...

Yay, I won! :D

Congrats to the other winners! However I would like to pass my prize to the person on the second place in the audio competition. I already have like 2 or 3 NG shirts, and I don't wear them much lol. So yeah, I don't know who that is, but he or she gets my prizes :D

I'll keep the honour though, thank you.

At 6/2/09 12:08 PM, Lkoz91 wrote: Well I'm going to Europe for a senior class trip and I leave tonight. I'm really pumped to be able to order a beer in a bar and just drink legally for my first time. I get to get shitty with my teachers! Ugh I can't wait. Well more stories will come when I get back on the 15th. Until then I bid you all a short farewell.

Come to Belgium... Drink our beer...

At 5/31/09 05:27 PM, AniMetal wrote:

At 5/31/09 03:27 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: This one's a toughie.

Shit, I may have lost round 1.

But I declare my victory for round 2! :P

Mettalica. As they sometimes spell here.

At 5/30/09 05:01 PM, Sevkat wrote: There's a sale at the liquor store at in my neighborhood on Corona, due to swine flu.

CHEAP BEEEEEEEEEER

Correction, cheap Corona. I wouldn't be that happy...

Hahah don't worry byteslinger, that was just a joke. Yeah, I guess it was hard to tell from that post but still.

And you ARE doing a decent job on NG Log, more than that may I add ;)

At 5/27/09 02:13 AM, iscrulz wrote: Thank you, fuck Sk8ergirl technical accuracy.

HEY FUCK YOU TECHNICAL ACCURACY PRIMES!! WHAT IS THIS SHIT GOING AROUND HERE!!!

I should have kept NG Log for myself never have passed it to someone else god damn mumble mumble...

Or in good old Scheme code if you want. Just evaluate this expression every time BEFORE you are going to talk to a woman:

(define (if predicate consequent alternative)
  (if predicate alternative consequent)
)

You can replace the question marks by 6am...