I <3 Tom.

You need to wait another 10 years.

At 11/24/09 09:33 AM, RageOfOrder wrote: This thread needs moar giant tits.

I hope her back snaps.

:|

At 11/24/09 07:37 AM, Rastamon42 wrote:

Why do girls on FB torture us guys into not being able to download pics?

But you did download it, its in ur temp files.

lolol

I seriously always thought Zelda WAS A GIRL.

WHAT

I hunt campers.

At 11/24/09 08:51 AM, Tramps wrote:

I don't ask for it or want it. I have much better things to do with my life than moderate pre-teens and goths.

Yet you have the time to discuss cocks with the pre-teens and goths over tea and crumpets.

*scoffs*

My thoughts are : it doesn't really matter.

The quality content gets the attention it deserves, and unless you bring this type of shit up, the crappy content is forgotten.

Votes are personal opinions, if I want to give basgetball hero a 5 every day I will because I fucking enjoy it ok?

I'm not complaining, just more c cups for me.

At 11/24/09 01:55 AM, fahrenheit wrote: katrina is rebuilding right now, when a drought hits a town they just abandon it.

A drought can be felt across the world if it hits the right place.

I would have to go with droughts. You have warning prior to a hurricane, people can evacuate the area and you can rebuild after what ever destruction it may leave behind. Droughts are affecting parts of the world as I type this. People are dying. Droughts cause us to lose crop, farm animals, allow for damaging dust storms, water shortages, and they can last for extended periods of time.

I could probably come up with more shit but I'm still sleepy. :(

I'm sure this describes every single Brazilian to ever live perfectly.

I am the crusty ass saint of trash.

Once they finish the API a lot of cool new things will be possible on this site. :P

At 11/23/09 10:01 AM, Gian wrote: The day he discovers this site, he will become a man. I'm pretty sure Tom will be proud of him when he makes his own cock jokes.

This really made me lol hard.

This topic kicks ass. :3

At 11/23/09 02:07 AM, jmalouin7 wrote:

Its not like he can ban me or something :P

Read your PM's too.

At 11/23/09 01:56 AM, jmalouin7 wrote:

At 11/22/09 11:06 PM, jmalouin7 wrote: The first mod to be demoded, other then jade, not by a phish or brute force attack.

First mod THIS YEAR to be demodded this year, not due to a phish, or brute force attack, or steping down, THIS YEAR, should have clarified that.

Look at you animals. You make me fucking sick!

Talking about him like he's some sort of animal, like he can't see you talking about him! What the fuck is wrong with you people!?

This is fantastic news and everyone should be absolutely ecstatic.

At 11/23/09 01:27 AM, REVIV wrote:

You should of never became a mod again. I mean you got phished, you have to be dumb as FUCK to fall for that.

He actually didn't get phished bro.

Evark is a pretty intelligent guy too, you fucking dick.

FIGMENTUM.newgrounds.com.

At 11/22/09 08:41 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote: Never! It's not a priority! They are slowly working on it, but it's been like that for years.
Don't wait on it, it's kind of like Pico 2. It'll happen in like 10 years.
People keep asking all the time.

Pico 2 would have already came out if Tom didn't give a fuck, the thing is he does and he wants it to be good. He has trashed many previous builds of the game because he is never satisfied.

They're still working on an important part of the API.

When its finished.

At 11/23/09 12:36 AM, ThePortalGuru wrote:

Please don't ban me.

Jamie is going to kick your ass.

At 11/23/09 12:33 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: A Lit portal?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
I'd like to think that one actually does exist, but I've already been permabanned from it for posting.

"cool story bro"
and "TL;DR"

on every submission.

Get the fuck off of my website right now.

I'm Tom Fulps alt, you should probably just take my word for it on this one.

<3

Yuck.

Thats one skanky looking crack whore.

Mr.Flacit will be the character featured in the Lit Portal's voting bar.

Now we can discuss kangaroos without this site getting in our way.

I want Cally for x-mas. :3