At 4/1/08 10:42 AM, TomFulp wrote: I figured if I wasn't gonna do shit for April Fools Day, I might as well do shit.

WOW 4 years in a row of a crap joke by changing the newgrounds logo. mcnewgrounds was the peek and this is the shit

i dont have any money till like the 15th, i hope theres some left >:(

i'v never really been happy with my username here at newgrounds,
things change so i want to change my name, iv been here so long and to have my lvl 10 account stuck with a name i hate issent going to be a nice thing!

i just changed it from feeltheburn to cashuu
feeltheburn is my website but i dont want my account to have that name.

i dont want it to have cashuu really, what i want is lloyd but some ghey registerd that name then hassent used his account in years, so theres a perfectly good name gone to waste!

:( me no happy

i thort with computer games it auto centers the mouse every few millisecconds,
well thats what half-life 2 does.

i'm looking for a program for windows xp. some nice little app that can do what 3ds does with the mouse.

i dunno what to search for on sourceforge/google

ha ha ha, you're wrong so you turn to being petty.

if you want to do that, i'm 3 years and 11months, MOFO

where did i mention flash? i want this program for windows, TARD

1 year on newground. WEL DUN!

is there any program/script that can make your mouse jump from one side of the screen to the other.
what i mean is like in 3d studip max, where if you click and drag to zoom in and out if you get to the edge of the screen, it just jumps the mouse to the top of the screen and you have more room to move.

if i was to move my mouse off screen to the right it would appear on the left side of the screen

your just some guy in a forum, why should i be so nice to you?
and this topic wouldent be suited in general, i'd be told to take it elsewhere.

as for blocking firefox, ooooh i am so sorry you dont like some of the content on my website, you should go tell your mummy

this is a topic about somthing diffrent but you all felt the neet to post somthing about my website here? the reson i e-mailed you was to point it out to you insted of starting some type of slagging match on the bbs, which is not what its for.
and just because for lloydporn i dident go all out and make it work in diffrent browsers dussent mean shit.

what the fuck are you guys whining about now? i dont care.

it works in my browser, as its my site, its fine for ME, screw you

ha ha ha cheat my script? i only do it because firefox messes up things which i made to look nice in IE. using the IE tab in FF still makes it display wrong because its useing firefox. all that tab is doing is tricking the server into thinkning your using IE. so really theres no benifit from using it uther than oh yes you got me,

so sorry FF user, i just dont like FF as a browser, designing websites it pisses me off things it does wrong, or as some might say right.
also as the whole site is a joke, therefor the block is just one more thing i added to it to have a laugh.

back on topic, shame you cant change this option

is it in the regestry where windows stors what gets highlighted?
what i mean is when i press start>Turn Off Computer... a box comes up saying

Stand By, Turn off, Restart

and the first bix it jumps to is stand by. well i never use stand by, so is there away to change whivh option windows jumps to, so i can make it jump to turn off?

-lloyd of lloydporn.com

hello fellow geeks.
i am having a problem with doing random content. by this i mean you know them pages where its random.php or image.php?id=0 and when you go to them it takes you to image.php?id=42 or whatever the randomly selected database row is.

i think they have one in the portal
http://www.newground..om/portal/random.php

see what i mean.

how do i do this?

i belived mcnewgerounds^^^ it what i ment to put.

yeah, i actually believed that one, now its just abit lame

jesus tom, stop re using the same april fools joke every year.
and starting the whole thing saying april 1

you all argue about the fact i am not letting people in and how websites have to be compatible, its a big joke website. not everybodys going to like the joke. some pages dont work on 800 by 600. theres no image alternative where i have flash buttons.

cant you see i am not beinging over for everybody with it? i have done in the past when makeing websites, this issent my first. i know about compalibility issues, and w3 but this time it was just to kick back and have some fun.

no i dident spend a extra 4 hours debuggin my website in firefox or validateing the html
[only did that on the firefox page =P ]

but you still continue to be asses and act right, because firefox ownes so hard. and my IE 6 with service pack 1a google toolbar and norton AV sukz.

i got so wet makeing the website

At 11/6/05 04:37 PM, BulletProof57 wrote:

try again clever douch, with your oh so amazing website? pilotdoofcrap.com??? or whatever

Ha ha, look at the moron who dosn't know who Pilot is. I've got an idea, How about you and Pilot go head to head in a programming contest. That's right, didn't think so.

i have seen his musty crap and i hated it :D also who said i like or do programming? i am art guy.

At 11/6/05 04:41 PM, Afro_Ninja wrote:

At 11/6/05 04:37 PM, BulletProof57 wrote:

No body rams FF down your through. It is ypur choice to get it or not. The get FF buttons are simply promoting a peice of software. If you don't like it, don't click them. And the layers popup because of IE's lack of standards.

I have to disagree with that. I can't count the number of times someone has flamed someone else for using IE, unprovoked. A user could simply show a screenshot of his desktop with an IE window open and next thing you know OMG U USE IE WHAT A NUB USE FIREFOX ONLY COOL PEOPLE USE FIREFOX

exacally, thank you afro

your all doing it to me now by makeing the fact i blocked you a big deal,
i dont care. i just love porno!

At 11/3/05 02:31 PM, Jessicasso wrote:

At 11/3/05 02:28 PM, Jessicasso wrote: charging $ for premium access

I meant to make that a question. I know it doesn't say anything about money but premium access usually means that you're charging and that it's not for free...Just so you don't jump down my throat on this.

you dont have to pay anything, the whole thing is a joke, see any adds? nope i dont plan to make any money from this, all you do to get to the better gallerys is send me a picture of you doing somthing that the gallery is based on, i.e lloyd on lloyd gallery - send me a picture of you with a family member

spank you for getting it wrong!

At 11/3/05 06:49 PM, Skillah wrote:
Sir, there is now more trash on the internet.

trash that I enjoy looking at, often...

Spank you!!!!1 you got it! lets all laff at stuff and not be all uptight about standeds and CRAP

At 11/3/05 07:08 PM, Pilot-Doofy wrote: http://www.lloydporn..irefoxSUX/index.html

Seriously, you have to be the biggest moron in the world. IE is better than FF? You have no idea how insecure IE is if you really feel we're all dumbasses for saying that.

Sigh

It's a shame someone of your intelligence level is allowed to have a website.

oh yes i am thick? you tryed putting javascript into my comment system to fuck it up, and who won? my scripts!! as i knew retards like you would try and mess it up.

try again clever douch, with your oh so amazing website? pilotdoofcrap.com??? or whatever

At 11/3/05 09:21 PM, Afro_Ninja wrote: I would like to think that that FIREFOX SUCKS page is just taking a stab at all the IE SUCKS pages. But I'm not sure...

its takeing a stab at all them firefox lovers than RAM firefox down your face with there 'get firefoxs buttons' on there so cool blogs and 'you have a dodgey browser, we suggest you change <div> layers that popup when using IE.

so......its not a well made website just because i dont want firefox people in there? ok cool i r stupid

ha ha ha... glad to see your all happy :D

At 11/1/05 08:28 PM, -KhAo- wrote: well your site sucks cause you are firefox racist... IE sucks

omg i love people like you! you just dont get it

dood that it really cool! add more custimisation, like NO links at the bottom or whatever. but still its pritty shit hot! i love it!

well done

hell o!
i recently opened my website
lloydporn.com
alot of time and work went into makeing the best that i could, piss take out of porno websites out there, you know the ones, where theres some teenage girl who 'made' the site. well this time i did.

thanks to this newgrounds programming community for some of the help it give out, and liljim too, he was there at one point! shame i got a 30 day ban or i would have used and abused your guys php knolage more! as i am a art guy.

also just wondering how can i improve on getting people to click about, [bar changing the porno content] as you can see the image thumb open a bigger popup with the image in, and under the image you can post a comment, but people dont seem to be doing this, just coming and going...

critisizem please!

[note to firefox users, I DONT CARE, DEAL WITH IT, GO AWAY]

-lloyd

dam it, it works really good too.
thanks for the reply!

-ftb

i have some code for a platform game, i recently got flash 8 and was playing around with it,
flash 8 comes with cool new stuff like glow and bevel i tryed using these and it said your rendering for flash player 6 and you need to be for 8. so i went to the settings and changed it to publish for flash 8 but this made my charictor now even move. i changed it to render for 7 and he can move left and right but not jump, so i have to stick with flash player 6 output :( why!?
also its using action script 1 if i change the prefrences to 2 it wont work,
so how do i change it work with flash player 8 and actionscript 2!?

-ftb

if you dont have flash, theres no point trying to make a flash movie, its like trying to make a sand castle with mud

this is not a bump, i am returning to this problem,

i have 2 diffrent databases and in the top part of the page i have retreved data from a database called ftb_view

and at the bottom of the page i need some other data from another database called ftb_members but i seem to come into some type of die problem,
so can this be done and how?

say.
"I am gay"

you'll be out of college and have new friends start afresh then, for now! your gay

i dont want you to tell me what i know
thanks
and why have you taken it upon yourself to tell me popups are shit?

NO WAY YOU DONT SAY!.....there for a joke