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Author Search Results: 'CashClock'

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241.

Thinking

Topic: Where's Luis?

Posted: 08/23/09 12:55 PM

Forum: General

I have him, locked up in my dungeon! MUHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

IF YOU EVER, want to see your Luis again, you must BRING ME: THE WORLD'S SUPPLY OF TACOS!


242.

None

Topic: Proof that there is no God ...

Posted: 08/23/09 12:18 PM

Forum: General

For those who didn't get it: He actually said "Proof that there is no God damn way her hair is natural."

So lol at everyone who thought he was trying to prove that God doesn't exist.


243.

None

Topic: This is Bullshit!

Posted: 08/23/09 11:19 AM

Forum: General

It's like, 10 seconds shorter.

Get over it.

244.

None

Topic: Cats or dogs?

Posted: 08/23/09 09:48 AM

Forum: General

At 8/23/09 09:44 AM, Piss wrote:
At 8/23/09 09:42 AM, CashClock wrote:
At 8/23/09 09:32 AM, Piss wrote:
At 8/23/09 09:30 AM, CashClock wrote: hyhthyththththht
Yeah but cats make better pets. All that's just wasted talent.
How?

They pretty much have no use, there not fun and there just sorta...there.
You've never played with a cat? It's very entertaining.

Yes, I used to have ajavascript:BBSPost.Save(); cat...After about 30 minutes or so you usually get bored or they get bored with a dog, they always seem WAY more entertaining, hell I love running with my dog on the field. Also, since when was having a Friend, not just some thing that thinks your theres to feed, groom and care for it "Wasted talent."


245.

None

Topic: I miss bush.

Posted: 08/23/09 09:45 AM

Forum: General

I lol'd.


246.

None

Topic: Cats or dogs?

Posted: 08/23/09 09:42 AM

Forum: General

At 8/23/09 09:32 AM, Piss wrote:
At 8/23/09 09:30 AM, CashClock wrote: hyhthyththththht
Yeah but cats make better pets. All that's just wasted talent.

How?

They pretty much have no use, there not fun and there just sorta...there.


247.

None

Topic: Cats or dogs?

Posted: 08/23/09 09:30 AM

Forum: General

Lol at people who think Cats are smarter than Dogs. Compared to Dogs, Cat's are batshit retarded. Canines are just under Rodents and Apes in what's more intelligient. Felines are somewhere in the middle. There also WAY more loving to their Master, a Dog would kill it itself if it knew that it's Master would die if it lived, it would also risk it's life to protect it, there much smarter, more loyal and have more uses to Mankind (Hence the phrase: "Man's best friend.")

So obviously Dogs, anyone else that says different either just don't like Dogs because there hard to look after or just don't know shit about Dogs.


248.

None

Topic: Discussing Girlfriends on NG

Posted: 08/23/09 08:49 AM

Forum: General

Funnily enough: About 60% of people that brag about their Girlfriends most likely don't actually have one and never will or just got a really ugly one.


249.

None

Topic: I Have Armpit Hair!

Posted: 08/23/09 08:21 AM

Forum: General

No one cares. I have Armpit hair, Ass hair, Pube hair, Head Hair, Back and Chest hair, Facial Hair and Leg Hair.

A decent amount of us are Late teenagers or Young Adults...So we're WAY passed that.

250.

None

Topic: A cat wandered into my house.

Posted: 08/23/09 07:14 AM

Forum: General

Call him "Crigga." Because it's White and Black.


251.

None

Topic: Hey guys, I'm a virgin

Posted: 08/20/09 08:50 PM

Forum: General

At 8/20/09 07:18 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 8/20/09 07:05 PM, siavash wrote:
Enjoy your stay here at Newgrounds! :)

Since when did any enjoy there stay here?


252.

None

Topic: Nukes aren't real (proof inside)

Posted: 08/20/09 04:39 PM

Forum: General

At 8/20/09 04:35 PM, Zerostar wrote:
At 8/20/09 04:34 PM, LTmatt wrote: Poverty in Africa is just a scam by liberals to get me to donate to them.
I mean, black people don't really exist, right?
Of course not. If you look at old 30s footage of black men, you can clearly see they are just white men with painted faces. Technology improved over time, and now it looks more natural. It's all done with mirrors, etc.

Black people are as real as Asians. It's all a scam to make you buy Chinese food because it sounds "Exotic" when really there made by Western companies who invented "Asians." so they could get more sales.

In other words they don't exist.

253.

None

Topic: I'm going for tea in London on fri

Posted: 08/19/09 02:26 PM

Forum: General

At 8/19/09 02:24 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Enjoy the experience. I don't like tea though so it wouldn't be my cup of tea.

Wait...what?


254.

None

Topic: Fuck Sports

Posted: 08/19/09 02:23 PM

Forum: General

Step 1. Find a sport you enjoy. (Some are Mental Sports such as: Golf, Fishing etc, Which according to that, you'd prefer.)

Step 2. Get some exercise before you get: Deabeetus or some other disease contracted from lack of exercise.

Step 3. Tell your parents you don't like the sport your doing right now.

Step 4. Stop being a pussy and complaining on Newgrounds, no one cares.


255.

None

Topic: How Do You Breathe?

Posted: 08/19/09 09:31 AM

Forum: General

At 8/19/09 08:01 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: Hey guys, sup?

Shit, I'll be like this for an hour now.


256.

None

Topic: Getting rid of mom's new boyfriend!

Posted: 08/17/09 06:44 AM

Forum: General

Obvious Troll is Obvious.


257.

None

Topic: If u had to amputate yourself...

Posted: 08/16/09 02:31 PM

Forum: General

At 8/16/09 02:25 PM, Meepster wrote: Left ring finger, then replace it with a hidden blade. Assassin's creed, lul.

Weirdly, I was thinking that when I read the above post before you then the next post: BAM! Assassins creed.


258.

None

Topic: Hello Class,

Posted: 08/16/09 10:23 AM

Forum: General

*Walks in late.*

Sorry I'm late sir, I was busy having a threesome with your 16-year old daughter and your wife. They were gooood!


259.

None

Topic: where did NGs acquire its dicklove?

Posted: 08/14/09 08:57 PM

Forum: General

As someone said before, Stamper most likely introduced us into it, with his crude, sexual humour.


260.

Angry

Topic: my parents hate me!

Posted: 08/14/09 08:56 PM

Forum: General

Quote this with: "I hate the OP" if you hate the OP. We'll tally up the hates and see how many people hate you. (Also the above posters who said "I hate you too" are counted and so are your parents.)

I hate the OP.

261.

None

Topic: NG's..whats beter than a dick joke?

Posted: 08/14/09 03:57 PM

Forum: General

At 8/14/09 12:47 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote: Well...

Necklaces? There pretty cool, yeah.


262.

Expressionless

Topic: worst thing on newgrounds

Posted: 08/14/09 03:56 PM

Forum: General

It's a joke, dumbass.


263.

Angry

Topic: Bands that Suck Now

Posted: 08/13/09 03:25 PM

Forum: General

Green Day.


264.

None

Topic: has anyone heard of the beatles

Posted: 08/13/09 03:20 PM

Forum: General

At 8/13/09 03:13 PM, Robo-init wrote: Finally someone who is fucking smart and has some common sense.

Hi, this is Newgrounds. To do well here, you'd better learn what Sarcasm means.

And also I think Liverpool is some place in Japan, they got a pool and filled it with Liver. They were all born on top of all the Liver. And they moved to England and made a Emo band. It was only a year ago.


265.

None

Topic: Son, need some advice?

Posted: 08/13/09 02:17 PM

Forum: General

Daddy, why was you and Uncle Ted playing that game? You know the one where he licked your dingy? And you said, "Get out! We're having ga- GAME! We're having Gay Sex, I mean Game Sex, I mean...GET OUT!"


266.

Elated

Topic: What would your Funeral Music be?

Posted: 08/08/09 08:20 AM

Forum: General

What else but Highway to Hell?

It's most likely where I'll be travelling.

267.

None

Topic: Worst Gun Ever?

Posted: 08/08/09 07:43 AM

Forum: General

At 8/7/09 11:21 PM, VinnyXY wrote: Flintlock.

A flintlock Rifle/Pistol was awesome for it's time, it was the first type of Gun ever made.


268.

None

Topic: What gender is your brain?

Posted: 08/08/09 05:46 AM

Forum: General

Your Brain is 47% Female, 53% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

Cool, I'm both Feminine and Masculine!


269.

Expressionless

Topic: Am I about to change the world?

Posted: 08/08/09 05:36 AM

Forum: General

Not only will this be nearly impossible to make(And your batshit insane.), it will also most likely be the FULL end of Mankind because people wouldn't be able to make enough time to get into a Fallout Shelter so no one would survive World War 3 if it ever happens. At least with World War 3 some people will survive and it won't be the end of Mankind.

How in any way, shape or form will this have a positive effect on Mankind? Because that's what Technology was created for to help Mankind. Weapons such as guns, swords and even Bones and rocks are fine. But nuclear bombs are just a threat to mankind.


270.

None

Topic: What is the meaning of life?

Posted: 08/07/09 07:58 PM

Forum: General

There is none. Quite simply life is meaningless and we're all just a tiny piece of the puzzle.


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