I'll them: "The Accident" and "Failed Abortion"

Britain.

I hate this shitty place, I really wish my Grandad never moved here from Italy, that why I'd be Itailian right now.

At 9/19/09 02:45 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Ginger chicks are soooooooooooooo hot.

Actually, she's a DayWalker. Not a ginger, she doesn't have freckles and isn't as pale as shit.

So because of that, unlike the hideous piece of shit Gingers, she is considered a Human and has a Soul.

Everyone loves SBC!.

Anti-Clocks, the Internet offically hates you, so GTFO the Interwebs!

This is some of kind of weird way of saying your coming out of the closet, isn't it?

Just say it man, you'll feel alot better!

At 9/20/09 07:54 PM, Noodleboy111 wrote:

At 9/20/09 07:53 PM, Stickman91 wrote: You're right. But if you're Caucasian, and you saw an African-American about fifty feet away from you, would you pick up on those differences if the two of you shared the same skin color?

yes

Good god...That's just...Oh my god, I think I'mma be sick!

PEOPLE: Words and Knowledge will never protect you from a Sword.

I mean, imagine going into war without a Gun but you have a pen instead and you say "Hey, terrorists! We don't have to fight we can talk things out!" wouldn't end to well, would it?

This is racism against Aliens, you piece of shit!

Imma blast you wiv ma ray-gun, BIACH!

At 9/19/09 12:17 PM, STEM wrote:

At 9/19/09 12:15 PM, Rummy0 wrote: What's with all these dogey xboxes, I've never seen or heard of a broken xbox IRL but lots of times on the internet.

I've never seen one IRL either but I know the numbers of faulty systems sure are decreasing, every time microsoft secretly updates the hardware inside.

gman, are you getting 360's with the Jasper chip?

Make that three people who have never seen or HEARD of one outside the Interwebz.

I'm starting to think the Red Ring of Death is a myth made by PS3 fanboys to give them excuses in an argument. Or people are retarded enough to put a 360 near a radiator or put stuff on it like clothes and shit causing it to overheat.

Stamper probally has something to do with it...

At 9/19/09 11:57 AM, Ericho wrote: Maybe he knows Tom Fulp and trust him. Yeah, I do find it strange he is a mod when he has no blams or saves and only 10 experience points, not to mention no reviews (then again, Pimp doesn't have any reviews either).

He's a forum mod, not a review mod or an Audio one. And I don't think there's a flash mod, you don't have to be a stat whore to become a Mod you just need some decent mature posts and alot of them.

Also, I think Poozy should leave for like 3 months or so and come back and laugh when we're all swimming in Troll Cum.

Because you guys also feed Trolls like fuck, most of the time you don't realize there are Trolls on the Internet and get offended by every post a Troll does, even if it's fucking obvious that there Trolls.

Now I'm breathing manually, you fucking piece of shit!

It's going to take ages before I forget.

Sounds believeable, with the lack of an Atmosphere and all. Speaking of which, I wonder how cold the South Pole of the moon would be if we had a Red Star?

At 9/16/09 06:57 PM, Skwurll wrote: Sorry, I'm already voting for Pedro.

This.

Pedro 4 Prez!

At 9/15/09 09:24 AM, EpicFail wrote:

At 9/15/09 09:21 AM, WeirdJamFace wrote: When you say 'teenagers' what age are you talking about specificly?
I never act like that...

Really anybody from the age of 13 - 17.

So in your opinion everybody that's a Teenager is some criminal talking shit about his gang, that's bullshit right there and downright stereotypical since I'm a teenager and I live in a neighbourhood like that where there's alot of teenagers that think there tough, yet I had about 15 friends in school who wern't at all like that. Next time, try not to stereotype, you automatically become an idiot when you think that all people in a group are the same.

At 9/15/09 03:40 PM, Sidorio wrote: I'm guessing you don't know much about London if you think they could fit a massive theme park in there.

Seconded, you need open space for a theme park, not a city. Although a more spacious of Britain would do, but then again who would be stupid enough to go to it?

Plus Disney is American, yet there's a Disney Theme Park in France.

Everyone would be happy. Retards are happy people. :3

Sounds like shi- Wait, did you say Megan Fox? AND SHE'S NAKED?! WHEN THE FUCK IS IT COMING OUT?!

So? It's the fucking internet! I've seen worse.

At 9/15/09 01:38 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Eat as much as you'd like and not gain any weight.

Actually I can already do that. I'm skinny as fuck yet I eat more than 20 supersized Human footballs.

I never understood what's bad about being Unpatriotic and not sucking the goverment's dick all the time.

I'm not a rebel or anything, but I don't blindly support my goverment without taking notice of what there doing. For all you know the Goverment could be planning to blow the shit out of the Earth.

Hehe, TheOnion are fucking classic!

It's also fake to those who don't know what TheOnionNews is.

Liverpool.

It's pretty much full of them.

Especially in Football.

Was it just me who thought this thread would be about gay incest?

NO REDNECK HOMO (Because you can't combine those two.)

At 9/14/09 01:19 PM, ZyklonB wrote: lol Its a British film, like it even fucking matters. Americans like action, sex, drama and drugs not how something happened way back when an ape grew into a man (exciting shit). I dont see that boring shit being a blockbuster.

If you like Sex so much then why is it not on your TV's? Also, we've made alot of Films like that...I can name about 50.

He's either the Messiah reborn, or the Anti-Christ. We should bathe him in Holy water, if he screams in pain he's the anti-christ and if he laughs and smiles he's the Messiah!

At 9/13/09 03:02 PM, simple-but-sandy wrote: Are you hiring minions perchance?

Because if you are I'll send you a copy of my CV.

It's just the statment "Vagrant 1991-present" if you care at all.

If you can actually hold a gun and know how to pull a trigger sucessfully and have experience in bank robberies and killing Superheroes, your hired. You start next Monday with a wage of $223 per week. And because most of my minions lack the IQ to get a bank account, you will be payed in cash.

At 9/13/09 02:58 PM, Najjo-Rulez wrote: Why are there 2 of this same thread?

BTW Giant Flamthrower.

I don't know, I only posted it once, if a mod could delete the other topic or lock it, that would be grand.

Yes, Newgrounds now YOU have the chance to design me a doomsday device.You may be thinking: "Why do you need it me to do this? Do your own dirty work!". Well good sir, leave this thread because your obviously an idiot and I'm out of Ideas, I've tired a Super Duper Mega Nuke that blows up the world and a damn Superhero thinks he's all that and tries to stop it and it cost me a shit load of cash, I've tried a Giant Robot, got destroyed by the military and I've tried a Doom Laser and it didn't work...Why? BECAUSE WHERE THE FUCK AM I GETTING THE ENERGY AND THE FUNDS TO SUPPORT A DOOM LASER CAPABLE OF TAKING OUT ENTIRE CONTINENTS?!

So now I need YOU to help me destroy the Earth by telling me your ideas for a Doomsday Device. You'll be in history books, until of course I activate and History books don't exist neither does the world.

Go ahead and start posting your ideas, you mindless simpleton that's controlled by a pathetic goverment that abuses the fuck out of you economicly and I certainly wouldn't do anything horrible to you, even though I'm an "Evil Genius also Renowned Barbie doll collecter. (Don't judge me, it's just a hobby!)"

Yes, Newgrounds now YOU have the chance to design me a doomsday device.You may be thinking: "Why do you need it me to do this? Do your own dirty work!". Well good sir, leave this thread because your obviously an idiot and I'm out of Ideas, I've tired a Super Duper Mega Nuke that blows up the world and a damn Superhero thinks he's all that and tries to stop it and it cost me a shit load of cash, I've tried a Giant Robot, got destroyed by the military and I've tried a Doom Laser and it didn't work...Why? BECAUSE WHERE THE FUCK AM I GETTING THE ENERGY AND THE FUNDS TO SUPPORT A DOOM LASER CAPABLE OF TAKING OUT ENTIRE CONTINENTS?!

So now I need YOU to help me destroy the Earth by telling me your ideas for a Doomsday Device. You'll be in history books, until of course I activate and History books don't exist neither does the world.

Go ahead and start posting your ideas, you mindless simpleton that's controlled by a pathetic goverment that abuses the fuck out of you economicly and I certainly wouldn't do anything horrible to you, even though I'm an "Evil Genius also Renowned Barbie doll collecter. (Don't judge me, it's just a hobby!)"