At 9/29/09 03:04 PM, Ultor wrote: It all started in 01 when somebody submitted an extremely crappy flash with the title B

Burn this fucking Infidel.

At 9/29/09 10:14 AM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: being evil makes you look like a twat,

Mission Accomplished.

Pretty much just 100% right.

Jack:

Highly Attractive and Sexually Intriguin Individual. An "Ultimate Sex God"

At 9/29/09 03:24 PM, Sealander wrote:

At 9/29/09 03:13 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Because normal people don't like pre-teen kids that think they're cool to look like douchebags.

Um, I'm 15? 16 next week? How am I a preteen... ?

And I have long hair because I feel like it and don't feel the trouble of getting hair cuts.. and I never think that I am cool just because I have long hair.

Have a nice time trying to get a decent job...You'll be flipping burgers in no time!

The benefits of Short Hair basically are getting you Wimmonz and getting you a decent job, no decent employer would hire a guy with Long Hair...It's okay in High School and College but once you leave you'll be fucked unless you grab those scissors.

Even your race of Super-Asians or the Humans can't defeat the powerful Hibunashi of the invisible mountains, we are born with bulging strength and at birth our muscles are the size of a baby elephant. We're also 40 feet tall and our strength is 2000000x better than your Super-Asians.

We're also Black, and since we're Super-Blacks, we have 30 inch penises.

"The 24-year-old star is said to be included on playboy chief Hugh Hefner's wish list, along with Transformers actress Megan Fox."

As soon as I read this it cheered me up a bit, but I felt sick again when I remembered Kelly.

I can't wait to see the first person he runs over!

I would've of been more interested in a Quagmire show. Cleveland was the only character that I didn't like in the show. He had his moments but he just wasn't like the other characters.

No, it wasn't cause he was black it was because he's a uninteresting character.

You don't understand Seth do you? As personal fan of his humour he'll just laugh and shut the door without a care.

Jeez, you do realize people like him are used to critism? It isn't the end of the world to him when he sees a rant on the Internet, he doesn't care and continues it for the fans.

At 9/27/09 06:13 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 9/27/09 04:59 PM, Ericho wrote: So you're a Satanist yourself? Look, I know Christianity certainly has its shortcomings, but I really think that a religion devoted to evil in itself isn't something you should devote yourself to. Again, I'm no fundamentalist, just saying.

Where do you see that LaVeyan Satanism is 'evil'? I don't see anything evil whatsoever about it. It's : worshipping yourself, and treating yourself they way you feel you deserve to be treated.

Isn't that what the whole word basically means? Unless of course you mean not hurting someone in anyway. (Like not being greedy because no one else wants it and it'll go to waste, but instead having a feast that you took ate all of without sharing to a starving family, or getting an even more High Morale for starving yourself for a night and giving it all to them.) because the whole meaning of being Morally good means helping others without expecting some reward and the whole point of being in a Grey shade of morale meaning Helping other and expecting a reward and the whole point of Evil is not helping others or even making other worse and just helping yourself.

At 9/27/09 01:26 PM, Col-Sandchez wrote:

At 9/27/09 01:22 PM, Crumption wrote:
I thought you still had a shield in the game. Your shield takes damage first, and then your health lowers once the shield is gone.

Well, like I said, I don't have it. However, one of my friends has it and said it's more realistic than Halo 3. So I honestly don't know about the health and shield aspect, but you aren't invincible anymore from what I know.

Master Chief wasn't invincible anyway, if you get into the plot hard enough, you'll find out that his Spartan-II Armour is basically undefeatable, it enhances his strength(Which is make you can melee a brute and kill it easily.), Agility and speed(Which is why you can jump so high and run so fast.) and provides excellent protection with the Laser-Shield thing that forms when it's hit and the fact that it's made from some metal(I haven't read the book in a long time, give me a break.) that's hard as fuck. Plus let's not forget the fact that without his armour, he'd still be almost invinceable due to the Artificial Enhancements also known as the Spartan-II which enhances every physical ability in him.

ITT: He's a supersoldier and it's more realistic than you think because the game takes place 500 years from now which by then I'd reckon we would have that kind of Technology.

Let's also not forget that in ODST you play as just a Soldier who can die easily, because he recieved normal training instead of the fuck-hard training Master Chief received that even killed some of the kids doing it whilst also him being naturally extremely strong and agile(Along with the other Spartans.) instead of just a normal guy that joined the Army, he was forced from a young age to join the Army because of his abnormal Strength and his abnormal Agility and received the most hardest training that was life-threatening all his life until he was shipped out and not only all that, but the Spartan-II Armour, enhanced these things even more and so did the Biological and Mechanical Enhancements the guy in ODST wears ordinary armour and has no Enhancements whatsoever besides Standard training.

So basically Halo is more realistic than you'd think, if you got into the Halo Universe a bit more.

At 9/27/09 05:54 PM, riskyjoker wrote:

At 9/27/09 05:52 PM, CashClock wrote:

At 9/27/09 05:48 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: There is no such thing as karma cause if there was I'd be dead by now for all the fucked up shit I've done. * gets hit by bus *

But this is true. So, HA! THERE IS NO KARMA! *Get's hit by the same bus*

not really, and no offense but...you're all geeks, I doubt any of you'z have had yourself in life threating situations yet, besides, karma doesn't take effect straight away, it can take years to have that payback come around

Don't generalize, I've been in a decent amount of bad situations live in a bad neighbourhood all your childhood where there's crime on every corner and although I'm an asshole(I used to beat up kids in my school because I had anger management problems, and I was angered easily then.), nothing bad happened to me. Maybe I just have Luck and it overpowers Karma, but still I'm an asshole and used to live in a Neighbourhood where I could get shot for just looking at someone funny and yet I've never even broken a bone(Even in fights, I won a decent amount, and the ones I lost something really lucky would happen like a Police Officer or a Friend/Relative walking around a corner all of a sudden to help me out and I'd never have anything permament, no scars or anything. Besides the stab wound I had when I was 14.) in my whole life. Proof there is no karma.

At 9/27/09 05:48 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: There is no such thing as karma cause if there was I'd be dead by now for all the fucked up shit I've done. * gets hit by bus *

This made me lol.

But this is true. So, HA! THERE IS NO KARMA! *Get's hit by the same bus*

At 9/27/09 05:29 PM, Fezz wrote: Time until it is brought to earth and sold for $50 a bottle...

Man I looove Capitalism.

At 9/27/09 04:49 PM, Chillee wrote:

At 9/27/09 04:44 PM, CashClock wrote: I'm also 40% Agnostic.

60% Protestant, 40% Agnostic - 100% retard.

That was funny I forgot to laugh, infact I can see your definatly not some angsty teenage Atheist that isn't mature about people's beliefs.

Congratz on calling someone retarded for their beliefs then making your self look retarded in the process. You sir, just won the game! *Sarcasm*

I have a fetish for Milfs, so...You can see where this is going.

20-45.

I'm also 16...I wish there was more Women pedophiles. (That are hot, ugly ones don't count...I'll probally have to wait two years.)

At 9/27/09 04:54 PM, Chillee wrote:

At 9/27/09 04:48 PM, CashClock wrote: Right, from all the evidence we've seen...It confirms it, there was life on Mars years and years ago.

Yes. Everyone listen to CashClock, he has a degree in galactic science and is a respected member of NASA.

Mars' temperature gets 191 degrees below zero in winter FYI.

There's actually already been weird patterns on the ground and found structures that look like ancient buildings, and there's water there. Unless of course there wasn't Life on Mars and it was just some passing Aliens thinking "Let's makes patterns on that planet for the lulz." that's pretty much anything left, some form of Civilization was there, end of. Plus a planet's climate changes over years, say a million years ago, Mar's could have been a planet that Humanity and any race could survive on and then there's also a possibility that the race that once lived there had a natural resistant to Coldness. (High Blood temperatures, etc.)

And no, I don't have a degree in Galactic Science and I'm not a well-respected member of NASA, but you don't need these things to just do some research, all you need is some books and the Internet .

Right, from all the evidence we've seen...It confirms it, there was life on Mars years and years ago.

I'm not a Satanist, I'm protestant but EpicFail is actually right, although I disagree with worshipping yourself or thinking your the best person in the world(Mostly out of self-opinion, even though Pride is also a sin it's just more of a convient rule that I follow, hell I only follow like 60% of the Bible, mostly big ones I agree with like Murder, Pride, Greed etc. Because I mostly believe we're here for the simple purpose of working to make life better for others and we shouldn't think of ourselves in that matter, for every productive life, makes a positive world.) Satanism is not worshipping Satan, it is instead worshipping yourself, but there are Satanistic cults that do rituals for Satan etc. but it is not Satanism, it's just dumbasses worshipping a being that isn't as big as they think, since God overpowers him in every aspect of life, if Satan tried to takeover or destroy the world it would be of God's doings because according to the Bible, he knew that Satan would betray him and he knew that he would be sent the deepest pits of hell for it. Which means he also knows his plans, his plots and to anyone in a Satanistic Cult, he KNOWS you are in one.

I'm also 40% Agnostic.

If my brother ever finds out about this site, you guys will probally be flooded by a 13-year old's rants about his big brother who is a "gay little nerdy faggot".

It would also be like this: "omg i fukin h8 me big bro he is a fukin fag al he dus is play on his 360 n go out wit his gay m8's i fukin hate him n i wish he wud die"

That is exactly how it would be like, no more retarded, no less. It would be funny though when all the Grammer-Nazis here would cum buckets when they see his threads.

I have relatives in Italy, so yeah...Guess.

That's right, Chinese bitch!

It's looks like I'm too late.

Two words: Old People.

Actually, I think I got more intelligient on here.

Especially with all those Grammer-Nazi breathing down my neck.

Wait, all that isn't normal?

At 9/25/09 02:06 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote:

At 9/25/09 01:59 PM, ertysproductions wrote: Ok, seriously. You're the douce for hatting those little helpers! Would you rather be eaten alive by flies and mosquitoes?

The only reason for an arachnid ever to attack you is when your threatening it. You're more than 90 times its size and you expect not to get bitten when screaming and hitting after it?

You're right, because without spiders humanity would have been enslaved by our fly overlords, right?

Dumbass..

I think I'd rather have a harmless spider than a filth-ridden fly, I mean the fucking things are the most ugliest shit on Earth. Plus I think Spider's are cute :3

At 9/25/09 01:48 PM, MoriChax wrote: It has no boobies..
Also, men will be obsolete when this goes global: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/654767 5.stm

We wont need your sperm anymore.

It will be funny when you women realize that your giving to birth to fucking freaks that more or less are a cyborg only with no robot parts, it was just created unnaturally.

It's clearly a very recent video, even though the date says it's months old and most of us have already seen it by now.

2059? Well, at that time Mr. Handies will be out and I think the Enclave who are planning World War 3 to make a perfect race will be just starting out as one of the US's Commonwealths. We'll also be wait 18 years till the Nuclear War that will last 5 minutes.

At 9/22/09 05:56 PM, Cericon wrote: If they ran away from you like that, then they must not have liked you that much.

Dogs are actually pretty adventurous and like to explore, even if that's disobeying their master for a good long while before they come back, but you should still look for them because if they explore too far they'll end up somewhere where they can't find the way back because the scent has worn off.

My advice is to just call any and all authorities that have something to do with Dogs and hope they both turn in, I've been through the same thing twice and everytime the Authorities usually save their asses. Assuming of course you have decent authorities in your area.

Hope you find him and her.

But in lighter news Congratulations, out 1600+ posts you are the 7th I gave good advice too and feel some symphony for.

Hehe, It's funny cuz I'm a jerk.