At 10/16/09 11:10 AM, MyBallsDroppedAt7 wrote:

At 10/16/09 11:08 AM, AllReligiousDrunk wrote: A:
It is a forum exclusive for Newgrounds moderators and administrators.

So.... I'm guessing it has absolutely no spam.

General is shit.

It's actually full of spam and gay porn. And rants about users.

Obviously, Chemical X is 1000 different Cock jokes in a jar.

This reminds me of all the times I wished my hot female teachers that were in their 20's or early 30's were the kind of Teachers that date students...Why couldn't I ever be that lucky?!

My teenage hormones were disapointed in Secondary School.

At 10/16/09 10:29 AM, Dogbert581 wrote:

At 11/18/07 07:26 PM, echosimon wrote:

At 11/18/07 07:20 PM, Stomer wrote:

At 11/18/07 07:19 PM, Brick-top wrote: Location: birmingham, U.K

You fucking liar

lol

Haha. Too true, your accident will be fucking horrible. Not quaint and sexy like mine :D

i haven't got a strong birmingham accent unlike some people i know lol

But Brummies always sound depressed even when they're really happy

This I second, Brummies are fucking horrible.

But us Scousers is where it's at. You wouldn't believe how much American Girls love the accent, especially since 90% of Americans have never even heard a Scouse accent before makes it all the more exotic to them.

So take that Scouser-Haters, in America, we're fucking loved like shit, in Britain we're treated like shit.

This kid deserves the Medal Of Epic Trolling.

SERIOUSLY, I have never, ever, EVER known a better troll in all my life.

You do realize that's a joke, right?

I'm british, it's never happened and never will...

8th Level, mostly because I drink, had sex before marriage (And before Adulthood, which I guess is probally is even worse.), I would definatly betray my own goverment but only if they did something EXTREMELY bad because I'm not a blind/ignorant patriot, stuff like that I guess...Ah well, look on the bright side, I won't be on the 9th.

At 10/12/09 03:21 PM, andhination wrote:

At 10/12/09 03:17 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 10/12/09 02:41 PM, andhination wrote:

I'm a faggot.

Nothing personal, just a parody.

Sorry sir. It would appear you've found me.

Congratulations sir, you just won the Internet twice.

Talking to andhinton, btw.

Unfortunally due to some freak accidents to my mother while she was pregnant to me, I lack the mental ability to actually give you the reward. So, I'm depending on someone to do the link for me.

Anyone?...

Since, I barely agree with legalizing smoking, definatly not. I know the side effects of smoking are way worse, but still where's the gain? More health problems and less employed people? That sounds great.

Also, Politics forum. Even though there's hardly anyone ever on there.

I personally agree, hell some of my family/friends say they are glad I'm not a Politician because the UK would be a Police State in no time. Without the Police people would be seriously fucked, especially in the neighbourhood I've grew up in. I also hate how kids in the UK(and probally other countries.) think it's cool to hate Police (Or "scum" as they call them.), in some ways I guess I just hate to have a lack of Authority and Security in one place, although I definatly agree in freedom, as long as it doesn't break the law and I personally think people who are scared of the CCTV cameras everywhere(Except privates places like homes, etc.) in public, then either there hiding something or there just some crackpot conspicary theorist that thinks the Goverment is watching them and definatly NOT caring about the average Citizens personal security.

I thought this would be for people who are depressed because their skinny as shit.

At 7/21/09 11:18 PM, ImpendingRiot wrote: Don't you guys get tits at midnight though?

We're still gun loving prudes over here in the states. We can show heads exploding but a tit is out of the question :(

And 9pm in Britain the porno channels begin.

Take that, bitches. Although from what I hear, Spain has Porno channels 24-7.

At 10/3/09 07:14 PM, powerfuldude wrote:

" She went crazy saying Hitler and all the Communists were atheist."

Woah, woah..., WOAH, WOAH!!!!!!!! I SAID FUCKING WOAH!!! NOW STOP THE FUCKING TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you, This is not my Batman glass! But in all seriousness, Hitler was purely Christian, he even said himself he was doing God's work. Even as a Christian,(And I think that there both equally evil, it depends on the person.) your mom fails right THERE! YES, THERE! No not there, THERE! And I'm pretty sure there were alot of Christian Communists and not only that, but she's ignorant if she thinks Communists are evil there just as evil as Capitalists only both sides are propaganda'd to think the other side is Evil. Basically: Communists are told Capitalists are evil and Capitalists are told Communists are evil.

Question: Looking at the threads you've made Funk, where can I get some of that stuff, man?

At 10/3/09 07:51 PM, Bendt wrote: Last time I made a thread like this I got banned.

This is why I hate it when mods make threads that normal User's would get either banned or have it locked/deleted.

But anyway, it's either that or he's dead/abandoned us. (But then again Humanity is such a failure, can you blame him for leaving?)

I feel unclean with just the description.

Fat people that unless there funny people deserve no right on the planet. Unless of course there funny as shit.

At 10/3/09 05:42 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote:

At 10/3/09 05:36 PM, Dromedary wrote: Russia never hated Germany,

They were allies in WWI were they not?

they hated the Nazi beliefs of Hitler. Then again, it's easy to hate someone who double crossed you.

Agreed.

No, Russia were apart of the Triple Entente(An Alliance between Britain, France and Russia. until they left because their country was being economically fucked so hard they couldn't even support a war at the time. The German's were apart of the Triple Alliance which was Italy, Austria-Hungary and Germany.

At 10/3/09 01:02 PM, bdash1990 wrote:

At 10/3/09 09:46 AM, Rummy0 wrote: You're not allowed an N/a or Hermaphrodite option. Only zone is >:((((((((((((((((
Fucking sexism

GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!

I think it's a Hermaphrodite. Not a girl but instead a freak of nature.

I heard dogs, if there big and vicious let them out and watch the fun of little kids getting ripped apart by some angry dogs.

Just be careful that they don't go for you, hopefully they like you if not, get a pole with a hook on the end to open the gates.

And if that doesn't work, go for a Water Gun with Oil and shoot them then get either a Molotov Cocktail or one of those Lighters that stay open and lit then throw em.

Better yet do both, just try not to get the dogs. Neighbours will be pissed that you killed there dogs although no one will care about retarded kids, not even their parents.

Coke tastes nicer in my opinion.

I'd be the physco guy that no one hangs out with or talks to because they get there ass handed to them when they say "Hi," to him.

At 9/30/09 06:42 PM, lolmetaknight wrote:

At 9/30/09 06:25 PM, TomFulp wrote:
Next up: MADNESS MODE.

What do you mean? Its the name of your next Madness Day game?

I would think so.

Come on Tom, show us quick sneak peek at the next Madness Day game!

Good god, this isn't one of those theories that Obama has been working with Hitler is it?

If so, I'm going to kill someone since

A. HE'S FUCKING BLACK! How can a Black guy be a Nazi when he's fucking BLACK! B.L.A.C.K!

B. Hitler is like long long gone.

At 9/29/09 06:12 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I'd repress it to avoid embarrassment, although, she is your girlfriend, and if anything she should have a boost in confidence knowing that you're getting a rise out of dat ass.

This. She'll feel relieved when your sexually attracted to her meaning you won't have to try to get a boner while your in bed.

He collects Fleshlights...

I MEAN FLASHLIGHTS, sorry.

At 9/29/09 04:27 PM, CubanSteve wrote:

At 9/29/09 04:22 PM, Attacknun wrote: I don't see things, I just hear voices.

And who siad ther there is something wrong with that ? Society should not have any say on an individual because wer all crazy and that makes us who we are O_o

This. I mean seriously it's not like their going to tell me to kill someone. Jeez, there friendly people.

"What's that Harold? You want me to strangle Mr. Buckingham? But he is ever so nice. Oh no please Harold, I do want to be your friend. Fine, I will do it."

At 9/29/09 01:26 AM, DOCoSPADEo wrote: you must be gay, I don't see a penis anywhere.

You sir, need to spend more time on Newgrounds, you'll recognize basically anything that looks just about like a penis.

You'll see a carrot and think "Looks like mom left her vibrator in the kitchen.", you'll see two eggs and think "Balls!"

You'll see a 10 foot pole and think "Hey, that reminds me of CashClock's penis."

From the OP's comments, I'm beginning to think he's a troll.

At 9/29/09 04:34 PM, LOLZILLA wrote:

At 9/29/09 04:33 PM, DOCoSPADEo wrote: This website shouldn't have ads in the first place.

Why not?

Seconded, he didn't put ads up, there'd be no Newgrounds since he'd most likely be unable to afford it.

People don't buy shit 24/7 in the NG store so his greatest profits come from ads.

TL;DR No ads, no Newgrounds.

If I found out Lady Gaga had a penis.

I'd fucking kill myself.