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Topic: What do you think of Atheism

Posted: 07/27/09 02:05 PM

Forum: General

I wish mods would lock threads like these.

It's been going on for 10 pages we need to end this...NOW!


332.

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Topic: Satan and His Tricks

Posted: 07/27/09 02:03 PM

Forum: General

At 7/27/09 01:43 PM, Psychophobia wrote: I can't stand the ignorant cunts who blame Satan for their stupidity.

Funnily enough Satan apprantly hates stupid people.


333.

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Topic: Look at these tans!

Posted: 07/27/09 01:47 PM

Forum: General

Heh, I love my Italian genes.

AKA Tanned without actually needing the sun.

334.

Crying

Topic: itt: women with babylegs for tits

Posted: 07/27/09 01:41 PM

Forum: General

My boner is aroused and disturbed at the same time.

In other words it's fucking confused as shit!

335.

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Topic: Jap. cellphones = alien technology

Posted: 07/26/09 11:17 PM

Forum: General

At 7/26/09 11:16 PM, metalguy777 wrote:
At 7/26/09 11:14 PM, Ptcfast wrote: But they have tiny wee-wees
isn't that China?

All Asians actually.

Except Western Asians...There cool.

336.

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Topic: I killed a man

Posted: 07/26/09 01:26 PM

Forum: General

You can stay with me.

My place is the big volcano in the distance of the ocean. You'll see it immediatly as it has a Giant Robot that has just been launched to end the city.


337.

None

Topic: So...god Does Exist.

Posted: 07/26/09 01:24 PM

Forum: General

Too douches who have took this seriously: Go a pair, it's a joke which I found funny.

Anyone that takes this seriously need to get off Newgrounds, a place where jokes are everywhere.


338.

None

Topic: My girlfriends dad is a gun smith

Posted: 07/26/09 12:59 PM

Forum: General

At 7/26/09 10:53 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: No, swords were cool, and connected with honor.

Guns are dirty, and associated with scum.

So a Modern Soldier in a war is scum?

Also there was Criminals with swords back in the day...Not really that honorable.


339.

Elated

Topic: Ready for Sex?

Posted: 07/26/09 12:56 PM

Forum: General

At 7/26/09 03:59 AM, Fezz wrote:
At 7/26/09 02:59 AM, Eatsalottagrass wrote: Just a few days ago, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to fuck her.
Funny. She told me the same thing!

hurp durp durp.

You just won the fucking internet!


340.

Shouting

Topic: Legends tells of an "IRL"

Posted: 07/26/09 11:49 AM

Forum: General

At 7/26/09 11:35 AM, SeaBoundRhino wrote: I heard that the beasts that we have only heard in legends known as 'gurls' are real in IRL!

What's a gurl?!


341.

None

Topic: Top 5 Greatest Scooby Doo Villains

Posted: 07/26/09 11:45 AM

Forum: General

The clown guy.

Fucking clowns...What's not to piss your pants?

342.

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Topic: Assassin's Creed related theory.

Posted: 07/25/09 07:43 PM

Forum: Video Games

Doubt it, and the point of having you play as Desmond adds to the story more. You'll get hyped for Assassin's Creed 2 at the end.

God-damn cliffhangers.

343.

None

Topic: Video game cross over?

Posted: 07/24/09 09:25 PM

Forum: Video Games

Fucking Master Chief and the Arbiter!

Wait...

344.

Expressionless

Topic: weapons that should be in videogame

Posted: 07/24/09 08:58 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 7/24/09 07:45 PM, metalguy777 wrote:
At 7/24/09 07:26 PM, Obsessed117 wrote:
At 7/24/09 06:44 PM, KeithHybrid wrote: The lead pipe! I haven't seen a lead pipe in ages! D:
Theres one in zombie panic source.
And on Condemned.

And Fallout 3.


345.

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Topic: Guy with downs wants sex

Posted: 07/24/09 08:46 PM

Forum: General

At 7/24/09 08:36 PM, Crazyhobo51 wrote: It just pisses me off when parents with retarded children say that their children can do anything a normal can. NO THEY CANNOT. Otto here will never score because he is undeserving. Disabled people shouldn't be allowed to live. The kindest thing one can do for a disabled child is not to make them feel normal or special, it is to END THEIR MISERABLE, WORTHLESS EXISTENCES. God, people are so stupid. Oh, I forgot something, FUCK YOU OTTO.
At first I was going to give an angry response but I realized your a troll.

So yeah Pineapples are good but this is talking about a guy with Downs not Pineapples, I think your slightly off-topic.

On-Topic: Well even people with Downs need to get laid.


346.

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Topic: love, money, or power?

Posted: 07/24/09 07:53 PM

Forum: General

Power that why I can take over the world, get money from being the World's ruler and because I'd have so much money I'd get all the chicks!

In others with Power you get both Money and Love also.

347.

Elated

Topic: Describe the color blue.

Posted: 07/24/09 07:47 PM

Forum: General

It's sort of like Purple only remove the Red from it.


348.

None

Topic: Fish Puns

Posted: 07/24/09 07:29 PM

Forum: General

I would but I need to jack off to some Prawn.


349.

Angry

Topic: What will you do to cross into evil

Posted: 07/24/09 07:17 PM

Forum: General

At 7/24/09 06:28 PM, KidneyThief wrote: Being evil does not make make you cool. In fact, most assholes so to speak are nor very cool at all.

Fucking do-gooder.

I already have no morales, everytime I do something bad to someone I feel no guilt from it sometimes it makes me smile. So yes, I would who needs friends when you have yourself and your money.

A toast: TO EVIL!

350.

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Topic: monty python

Posted: 07/24/09 06:36 PM

Forum: General

The bunny was the best.

Wizard"Look, there it is!"

Arthur: "Where?"

Wizard: "THERE!"

Arthur "What behind the rabbit?"

Wizard:"No, it is the rabbit!"

Arthur "...YOU SILLY SOT!"

Other knight: "I soiled my armor I was so scared!"


351.

Beaten

Topic: I Know a Pornstar!

Posted: 07/24/09 03:27 PM

Forum: General

She's disgustingly unhot.

And this is from a guy with a MILF fetish for christ's sake.

352.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Transformers 3

Posted: 07/24/09 03:25 PM

Forum: General

As the guy earlier said twice...This...thread!...Is!...NOW!...AB OUT!!...PINEAPPLES!!!


353.

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Topic: Do you hate where you live?

Posted: 07/24/09 03:20 PM

Forum: General

I live in Liverpool.

'Nuff said.

354.

Expressionless

Topic: Your famous / historic relatives

Posted: 07/24/09 10:46 AM

Forum: General

Satan.


355.

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Topic: Stuff You Lied About As Kid

Posted: 07/24/09 10:41 AM

Forum: General

Once when I was 10 I tried to pass off as being gay to hang out with girls. And it worked! Of course when I was bored for about 2 days I told them I'm not really gay which resulted in about 20 slaps it was boring they don't talk about boys or anything they just talk about utter shit like: Shoes and crap.

And it wasn't easy telling the guys what I was really doing.

356.

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Topic: I can't get a license until I'm 18

Posted: 07/24/09 12:06 AM

Forum: General

At 7/23/09 11:52 PM, FatJoe214 wrote:
At 7/23/09 11:51 PM, chubbthehippo wrote:
At 7/23/09 11:47 PM, ToddM wrote: What is the reason behind this law in CA?
Arnold.
We also don't have sodas in vending machines, only sports drinks and water...
that pics a lil nazi-ish isnt it ??

Weird you should mention that because the actor is Austrian.

o_O

357.

Shouting

Topic: Can trees hold grudges?

Posted: 07/24/09 12:04 AM

Forum: General

At 7/23/09 11:50 PM, firemario1 wrote:
At 7/23/09 04:10 PM, KeepYourDistance wrote: Take out any flammable liquid that can be sprayed (cologne, deodorant etc.) and spray whilst the lighter is lit. I also recommend that you pray for the best.
Sadly, fire is out of the question. It is pouring out, and will be for quite a while to come. I can only imagine that the damned tree will absorb all that water, and will then pull it's own roots out using it's newfound power!

Or maybe that's just crazy talk. Yeah, that's it. Crazy talk. Heh. Heh, heh, heh. Crazy insanity talking.

Anyway, I need to act! Need to strike first, before it gets a chance to get the first blow. Quick, someone get Macgyver. I have a bubblegum wrapper, two spoons, a rubber band, and a gas stove. What do I DO?!

Quick tie the rubber band on each spoon together and make a makeshift slingshot. Then use the stove to light the wrapper on fire and then use it as ammo.

Then aim for the leaves or roots(If you can see the roots.)

You only have one thing to shoot with remember so make sure the first shot is also the last.


358.

Winking

Topic: I Am A Pirate, Biotch!

Posted: 07/23/09 01:28 PM

Forum: General

At 7/23/09 01:23 PM, Xarnor wrote: Ninjas > Pirates

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But being a Pirate is way more fun...Creeping around and stabbing people in the back will never match a good old fashioned swordfight and pillaging ships.

And getting pissed drunk with the crew later on.

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Topic: So I just completed Fallout 1.

Posted: 07/23/09 12:24 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 7/23/09 12:01 PM, Fuoco wrote:
At 7/22/09 11:04 AM, Aigis wrote: For starters, Fallout 1 has an ugly world. It's uninteresting. It's dull. I didn't have any desire to explore it.
Oh my God, the irony here is hilarious.

That's exactly what I think about Fallout 3. It's just depressing finding myself fighting for my life in the sewers, subway and whatnot with rats and weird shit in a world already turned into a mess. As if that wasn't enough, you find depressing 70's music everywhere as you drag your pathethic ass trying to find something new and mildly interesting.

That's the idea of the game, dumbass. Do you think a world that has been nuked for 200 years will be Colourful and pretty with nice little flowers and plants everywhere? No, it's going to be a Wasteland with dirt everywhere ugly mutated creatures and people fighting for scraps of food or for just plain pleasure. (Raiders.)

Fallout 3's atmosphere as I agree with the OP was brilliant I wanted to see every bit of it after 3 months of playing(Yes, 3 months.) I've done all the quests, had all the items and I still haven't explored every small peak of the world.


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Expressionless

Topic: Oh Snap! A Spyder!

Posted: 07/23/09 12:49 AM

Forum: General

It's fucking sexy...I feel like orgasming in my pants.

You sir, are now probally the most bad-ass person I've ever seen. By any chance would you let me have sex with it?

Seriously, you wouldn't believe how hard I am right now from pics of it.

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