At 8/7/09 06:17 AM, GiantDouche wrote: There is only one solution. You have to amputate the penis. THERE IS NO TIME FOR DOCTORS, MAN. GET A SHARP OBJECT FROM THE KITCHEN AND CHOP OFF YOUR DICK BEFORE YOU DIE.

And your balls! I KNOW YOUR BALLS ARE FINE, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW! THERE NO TIME DO IT.

I died a little inside.

My senses tell me he'll never get laid.

You do realize a Gangster is a criminal, right?

Or did you just think a Gangster is some guy that smokes, drinks and acts cool?

I only seem to have hair on my chest(Not much, but a bits there, face. legs and genitals. Your lucky, I look like I shave my body hair. (Which is common which gay guys, so it makes me look gay.)

I'm okay with Lesbians.

Really okay...I mean REALLY really okay... I mean REALLY REALLY REALLY OKAY!

Is a Nuclear bomb?

Because your female friend has a big chest...Go with the Emos.

Remember: Think your dick!

Eh, just ignore it...It's pretty common where I live, usually happens at least 3 times a month.

Unless there after you, then call the Police or just shoot or fight back.

Assuming you have something to defend yourself with.

Why is there a porn site called Shitter?...

Oh good god, I just realized way.

At 8/3/09 06:00 PM, ultros3 wrote: They will all dry up eventually and turn into the next Lindsay Lohan or Mr. T.

But T's awesome and still is, foo'!

One that can support a fist anyway.

Let's have a moment of silence for our favourite, Hacker, Theif and inventor of a great sign: The Bedn.

Damn, I thought you meant a Human virus. I'm disapointed, I need someone's misery to cheer me up today.

If someone had something bad happen to them today let me know, it'll cheer me up.

God would be all like "Yo dawg, get the fuck out of my 'hood man! then Allah would be all like "No way man, this is my turf now." then they would kick each others ass and because there both Immortal it would just keep continuing forever.

You pretty much forgot about the worst threat: The Sun.

If you know your astronomy you'll click on to what I'm saying.

As some people as said before she's standing up for what she believes in.

At 8/2/09 03:35 AM, Retired-Thief wrote: i think raping women is lower than murder... all the crooks in prison will fuck you up for such crimes, especially if its involving children.

My older brother was in prison once for assault and he said these guys kicked the living shit out of some pedophile the guy had a blackeye, a badly damaged ribcage and one of them broke his arm.

So in other words this man speaks the truth.

At 8/1/09 10:15 PM, Super-Jaydon wrote:

At 8/1/09 08:38 PM, speeling wrote: Don't jack off near your keyboard.

Fuck You!

You just said Fuck you to speeling and the penalty is DEATH! Nah, I'm just kidding no one cares about speeling.

At 8/1/09 10:12 PM, FaceNine wrote: Habbo Hotel is the retard rape baby if Myspace decided to rape Runescape and all the worst parts of both were combined into one of the most vial crimes against humanity.

Only Runescape isn't as bad as Habbo.

And I hate Runescape.

Er, where do you live?

*puts on burglar suit.*

At 8/1/09 03:06 PM, evan210 wrote: no one cares.
srsly.

This.

srsly.

I think we need to make people have some kind of "Dangerous Dog License." to get one you'd have to go into training with Pit bulls, Rottweilers etc. and learn how to properly control one and if someone doesn't have one but has a dangerous dog they should be fined have their dog taken off them or forced to get one or something like that.

It would make people trained to own a dangerous dog and it's a great substitiute for killing them off altogether.

At 7/31/09 12:41 AM, RocketBean wrote:

At 7/31/09 12:38 AM, TheGodfather wrote:

At 7/31/09 12:33 AM, igott wrote:

At 7/31/09 12:16 AM, Breaderer wrote:

At 7/30/09 11:51 PM, STEM wrote: I was completely unaware

I was unaware

I was unaware

I was unaware the aforementioned members were unaware.

lolwut

I was unaware they existed.

At 7/30/09 04:43 AM, poop78 wrote: God damnit, I wish I was there, plus I heard Adam West was signing autographs..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adam West is just epic...Oh well, anyway the game isn't really hard when you actually try.

No way, I think the only reason I payed attention in class was due to hot teachers.

This was already done on the RIGHT forum.

At 7/30/09 03:53 AM, explodingbunnies wrote:

Fuck that! I'm offended!

your seroius? im german, do you know how much germans are spoofed and made fun of, but im not like "RAWR IM FUCKING OFFENDED AT A FUCKING KIDS CARTOON RAWRWARAWRWARAWRWAWR'

Grow up you little fuck.

Seconded, I'm British and in American shows we're ripped to pieces and like this guy said I don't get offended at all, I just laugh even though it's just stereotypes and there pretty much untrue anyway.

I'm disapointed, I was expecting you to leave.

Well, I'd kick his ass. Reasons are: I'm just a natural tank so it's hard to actually hurt me and my best friend is MOTHERFUCKING STRONG. (Although, he's kinda soft...Say if someone calls him shit, he wouldn't care...If they hit him he wouldn't care because it doesn't hurt him anyway but if they did anything to one of his friends then that guy wouldn't have balls.)

So in other words I'm best friends with a friendly giant who can kick anyones ass if they bothered him.