At 9/23/09 04:53 PM, nintendolover5000 wrote: Does anybody know if metallica are doing a concert in England next year?.

You know you might wanna google it before asking

So yea, rest of metallica is in america

I'm a asshole and I approve of this thread

At 9/23/09 03:24 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: I'd wish for the ability to fly.

Shit'd be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cash.

I wish that everyone died in 2012.

At 9/22/09 09:25 PM, JeremysFilms wrote: What happened to newgrounds. it used to be so much cooler. there's less participation and more drive for money! Game companies are more interested advertising games with newgrounds than personal hobbyists are in making stuff.
There's not even a large number of front page madness games.
The forums aren't as cool anymore either there are less CONSISTENT regulars like there used to be.

FUCKKKK

As for forums I can't say because I haven't really posted since my first recorded forum post on here. But I have to say, games aren't on the front page as much, but dammit those games on the front page are much better.

Movies remained the same in consistency/awesomeness they don't change much

Care to explain how your being funny, because your not really funny.

At 9/22/09 04:27 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:

At 9/22/09 04:18 PM, thejdcole wrote: It defies the laws of physics i say!

Where is your God now?

Lol the other one so easy to do, the excess weight of the top stack added with the friction that all objects have is preventing the "walls" from moving. The other card on the inside isn't moving just because the other cards are planted too well for that card to cause much differnce. Doesn't defy anything. (or maybe I'm not getting joke?)

But the quote/pic of thejdcole is definately shopped xD hell the ruler is bending UPWARDS

At 9/22/09 10:24 AM, studmuffin7 wrote: You are in luck for I be the bestest at chemistry. Askify me thy questions and I shall deliver unto you the answer of correctitude.

Don't listen to this man! He knowify nothing to deliver! Ask MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! For I know everything about chemistry.

At 9/22/09 10:25 AM, animehater wrote:

At 9/22/09 10:13 AM, Figter wrote: Iraq i guess,

I hear Kurdistan is a fine place to live.

Anywhere in the mini-countries of it's a small world after all ride in disneyland.

Those kids seriously creep me the fuck out.

I'm really hoping I'll be applied for bouncer at a bar, it sounds really fun being the tough guy and the want to kick everyone's stupid ass will be fulfilled.

After college though want to become a computer programmer, for games or practical applications, do not have a clue.

But planning on going to college to learn some more valuable skills after I have my job... just not full time again.

At 9/21/09 11:34 PM, explodingbunnies wrote:

At 9/21/09 11:17 PM, carlosbarn wrote:
Actually, that's just a terrible metaphor, if I pirate a game from a company that I never had money to give in the first place, it's bytes over the internet it doesn't cost EA 1 penny if stolen from, stuff stuff stuff

are you dumb? if you DONT buy it, the company doesnt make the money they SHOULD FUCKING BE MAKING because your too much of a fucking douche to buy games.

Someones sounding angry. Would you like some onions to cut?

Your first getting mad at me because I'm not giving money.

Then your saying it's not a excuse to not have money to buy the game.

Then your going back to the first fucking thing you said my good sir.

Tell me this, if I, a full time student with 20 hour credit course a week, can not find time to get a job during my semester. Where am I to pull the money from hm? My ass?

Yes, I admit they should be making money off me. Yes, I admit that what I do is wrong. So tell me, if you see a $10 on the ground would you take it because you know what good you can do with a $10 bill? Now that's a better metaphor because the person who had $10 is now $10 shorter because you took it... but it was sitting right there wasn't it?

Here I'll say it, I'm sorry for not making money right now since I'm using what little I have to pay as much off my student loans as I can. I'm sorry for trying to better myself rather than making a quick buck. I'm sorry that I don't get money from my parents, government, nor anyone else other than from people I will have to pay back anyways when I do get a legitimate job.

Now that I'm done saying sorry genius, I'm going to say it again, I normally don't have the money to buy the games that your mommy bought you and taught you all your life not to step outside the lines you stupid 15 year old boy. Go to college and see what it's like then say the same thing to me again you ignoramus.

At 9/21/09 11:13 PM, explodingbunnies wrote:

At 9/21/09 11:12 PM, carlosbarn wrote:

Your right my bad, it was because I didn't have money.

thats not a fucking excuse. thats like saying i punched a guy in the face, because i didnt like his face.

Actually, that's just a terrible metaphor, if I pirate a game from a company that I never had money to give in the first place, it's bytes over the internet it doesn't cost EA 1 penny if stolen from (since I can't give it to them anyways). If I punched you in the face, then you have to suffer the consequence of a bruised face. Two different things and shame on you for making that comparison.

At 9/21/09 11:05 PM, explodingbunnies wrote:

At 9/21/09 11:01 PM, carlosbarn wrote:

Now I know why I started pirating lol

did you actually try running the disk's install program?

If I can follow directions of mount this to that and run this on that and all the other stuff the other games had, I can follow any official instructions made for morons lol.

The only problem I had was the disk wasn't being read.

At 9/21/09 11:01 PM, carlosbarn wrote: I had a job during the summer and now, decided to buy the sims 3. I bought the game, put it in my computer... my computer for some magical reason decided not to read the cd (though I tried other cd's and it worked). And... since it's new... I can't return the game...

Isn't the Sims 3 a PC DVD? If you only have a CD ROM drive then there's your problem.

Now I know why I started pirating lol

Bullshit, no it's not, you cheap fucker.

Your right my bad, it was because I didn't have money. Whether I bought it or not wasn't going to make a difference on their profit.

As for the store policy, I did some research online (gamestop) and found out I can trade out same game. I should've probably looked on their store policy first before getting pissy even though the store lady said I couldn't return games (since it says that on their website, guess she thought I was mentioning returning it for money).

Still don't have a car and pisses me off I have to waste an hour to trade stuff into the store, but meh stuff happens that's life

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At 9/21/09 11:02 PM, OneGunn wrote: Why didn't you just pirate it in the first place ?

Because after a while, I started feeling bad since the other copies of sims, etc. I took because I never had the money before. Now I did, felt like actually buying it so I can support game I liked.

And now this

I had a job during the summer and now, decided to buy the sims 3. I bought the game, put it in my computer... my computer for some magical reason decided not to read the cd (though I tried other cd's and it worked). And... since it's new... I can't return the game...

Now I know why I started pirating lol

At 9/20/09 07:24 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: I'd rather have a sword because they can be more eloquently designed in my opinion.

Meh, knives are practical to have than swords though :3

At 9/19/09 11:27 PM, Jay-obie wrote:

At 9/19/09 11:22 PM, carlosbarn wrote:

At 9/19/09 10:58 PM, TwentySevenPointFive wrote: Does anyone else feel like, you have adeeper understanding of humans minds than actual people, and that theyre thoughts are completely basic and controlled depending on the scenario they are in? And that everyones ideals are the same and they do not realize how controlled they really are and act with animal characteristics as in simply positive and negative stimuli?

That's because people minds ARE controlled genius. It's just not shouting in your face "Hey look at me look at me". it's what culture is all about.

The problem is that people who talk about god are the worst, and atheism, almost everyone beleives in ISM'S and they preach it to everyone, theese people are the worst, maybe people who preach evolution are the worst because they think theyre smarter than the people who beleive in gods no matter how much more possible their theory is, but i digress, its driving me fucking nuts that nobody else I know persoanlly in real life understands this... And I'm excluded from them

Many people think like you buddy, they're just not as aggressive as either of the extremes who are willing to pay money and throw themselves for what they believe in, while we're like "ok, believe what you want to believe"

So of course the one sided people are more well known

Why you think it's always either republican or democrat who wins?

At 9/20/09 12:15 PM, 111122223138 wrote: if animals are people....then how come PETA arn't fucking those animals (as far as i know)
...and people are animals...but still....

we are all animals....
we are all equal... just some a re more equal than others
+5 points to whoever gets where that quote came from ;)

if ...squrrles (spelt wrong) fr say... had jetpacks and were smarter than us... and started to kill us...we'd figt back..btu most animals ...ok..all animals aside from humans don't wage war...
we are evolutioary-ly better than everything else

any one agree?

1 thing that rejects any sorrow from peta's tantrum... Humans are animals and animals are humans.

The only thing is that we're smarter than the animals.

They only live in this world while we can shape it or even destroy it.

At 9/19/09 10:58 PM, TwentySevenPointFive wrote: Does anyone else feel like, you have adeeper understanding of humans minds than actual people, and that theyre thoughts are completely basic and controlled depending on the scenario they are in? And that everyones ideals are the same and they do not realize how controlled they really are and act with animal characteristics as in simply positive and negative stimuli?

That's because people minds ARE controlled genius. It's just not shouting in your face "Hey look at me look at me". it's what culture is all about.

Boy when I was your age, aging turned out to be pretty insane and crazy. I tried many things to hide my aging like taking dicks into my ass, taking dicks into my mouth, and taking dicks about anywhere else. But unfortunately that didn't help one bit, so I punched my grandmother in the face and blamed her for influencing my body to age so she could obviously have sex with me.

and that's where it all began.

At 9/19/09 05:25 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 9/19/09 05:21 PM, Idocreating wrote: It's Beatles' Rock Band.

Cmon man, take the time to learn about what pisses you off properly :)

I already know too much about that shitty band the Beatles.

Jim Morrison would piss in Ringo Star's lemon drank.

Yea I bought guitar hero metallica, played it, had the funnest time over hard songs.

I saw the beetles on advertisement... and laughed. I saw more advertising, then got pissed

At 9/19/09 05:54 PM, citricsquid wrote: got it earlier, PMed wade. Don't download it.

yea xD only a idiot would. (There are lots of idiots...)

"Check out the new Newgrounds' Desktop Application! It runs seemlessly for both X.P. and Vista users, and it allows you to stay updated with your favorite authors, watch flash from your desktop, or simply edit your account easily from your desktop. Check out stats of your, and others', flash movies using this helpful app, too. Made using the Newgrounds.com A.P.I."

I don't know how many people like to hack newgrounds, but I clicked the link and it showed a blank page with a tab that says "wanna download". It was a binary file, so if your stupid enough to download it, then bleh but for anyone whose curious, just wanted to post this here since these types of posts make me lol.

Anyone else got this or is it just me?

How many females does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4

1 for screwing in the lightbulb and the other three for my cock.

Me mateys!

Aye, so ye says pirate day is today? Well you got another thing coming. For 7 years the tides of the waters have been changing an' we not only should talk like pirates, but we are pirates you scalywags. For centuries, we have been plundering ships and other goods and now we have taken the name pirate to a all time low, the internet.

Many torrents that we have stolen for the sake of self-gratification and riches, you wouldn't even know the meaning of the word "danger" nowadays landlubbers. In the old days, we used to shoot at another ships with cannon balls, grapple on to the ship and board it in a wonderful fight for the name of riches. Now if you excuse me, there's a ninja ship I conquered, now to attend to the maiden and their booty's.

At 9/18/09 07:31 AM, Gian wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_RnMBGst Tg FTW.

that is AMAZING!

The only time I cry is when my friend is singing, he's (and he's 18 whose balls aparantly haven't dropped), god damn he can sing high pitch notes that makes my god damn ears bleed.

At 9/18/09 01:50 AM, NeverAgain92 wrote: Free health care, so why not free food?
I mean the food we eat, if any, has a more direct impact on our health than going to the doctor for free.
Right?

Ok, I sure hope that's a satire.

We already have a overweight issue WITH food costing money

At 9/18/09 01:08 AM, 142201 wrote:

At 9/18/09 12:59 AM, carlosbarn wrote: I invent a giant hammer that whoever I hit with it, I'd ban them from real life and is forced to live on the internet for however long I feel like it.

What if they're a douchbag and get banned from the internet?

Then he'll be pushed into /b/

At 9/18/09 12:47 AM, jarrydn wrote:

At 9/18/09 12:41 AM, Eclipse914 wrote: I'm not an atheist, I'm an agnostic.

Agnosticism is the best :)

I can't believe it took me so long to get into agnosticism.

HOLY SHIT I HAVE NEVER KNOWN THAT NOT CARING AT ALL HAS A DEFINITION

I just say when people ask me my belief that I just don't give a fuck lol

I invent a giant hammer that whoever I hit with it, I'd ban them from real life and is forced to live on the internet for however long I feel like it.