At 12/2/09 05:02 PM, matt-likes-swords wrote:

A...PS2 controller?Lolwut?

http://www.daydeal.com/files/images5/ps3 _convertor.jpg
Tada!

You sir, are a true gamer.

Hey guys sorry this is off topic but I thought some of you might enjoy this. It's a video my friend's made to win tickets to the superbowl. Check it out here! Thanks!

Also, thanks to codmod2 there's no way I'm ever going to catch back up to you guys. Haha

At 12/1/09 12:34 AM, junkzm3 wrote: Nvm the door is a lie, there is another way that seems suicidal, but it leads to the +1 and an apple/switch so you can open the gate and get the golden plunger without doing the cliff drop method

Care to share buddy..?

... fuck.

Two weeks.. I let two weeks creep by because of break and BAM.. i get hit by 5 fucking medal games?? I'm fucked. Haha

At 11/28/09 03:47 PM, kidray76 wrote: Basically, just have to recognize the patterns. After you learn them, pretty simple.

Hence the reason for guides.. Haha to make it easy for anyone having difficulty who is unable to figure out the patterns and whatnot. The guide makes it so that retards CAN do it. Haha

At 11/28/09 12:34 PM, matt-likes-swords wrote: Woah, that game has some epic level design.
Reminds me of Yoshi's Island for the SNES.

Yoshi's Island is one of my favorite games ever. My little sister and I beat it every summer 100% for each level. SUCH a good game, wish they made a second one.. =(

At 11/27/09 05:17 PM, bbrtki wrote: We need a simple "search games with medals" option built in into NG itself imo.

Bet you feel dumb huh?

Also, sick work by the author fixing the medals. Have yet to play the game but I will in a week or so when I'm back at school.

At 11/26/09 10:34 PM, obesefeline wrote:

At 11/25/09 07:19 PM, IngeniousCheese wrote: I think the 25 trophies medal on Tower of Greed is broken because I already win thirty trophies and no medal.

You can add the Servant of Greed medal to the list also

Thank you sir. Just a reminder to all of you who have not yet done so, please sign the petition ot remove medals that are broken on Newgrounds which can be found HERE. Sign the petition b simply commenting on it appropriately with a simple 'agreed', 'signed', or even 'yes'. Any other form of signature will also be accepted but please make it simple.

So the newest broken medals are as following:

Tower of Greed:
- Expoditionist
- Minion Of Greed

Level Up!:
...?

At 11/23/09 06:34 PM, ThePathFinder wrote: No posts in a day...

Damn I was hoping someone wouldn't ruin it... haha

At 11/19/09 06:53 PM, waynerz99 wrote: Glad to see deity0 and skiller12 are not included in this list. If only there was some way to have their accounts removed from ng logs... or have there medals removed from the website completely.

Meh, doesn't really bother me that much. I mean honestly, who cares seeing as how everyone knows they've cheated? Anyone who actually matters in the medal community all know so it's not like anyone else important is really adding them in to the list in any way.

i fucked your dad and swallowed

At 11/17/09 04:02 PM, Kwing wrote: Can someone tell me why the medals don't display on the page with the game on it anymore? I've searched the last few pages, and can't find anyone asking.

Probably because they still show up on the page.. what browser are you using?

At 11/17/09 08:30 AM, swimteam09 wrote: Lol I finally beat portal defenders for the first time yesterday XD.

Congrats yo. =)

At 11/16/09 05:03 PM, zack7521 wrote: Made a castle crashing the beard walkthrough here
http://zack7521.newgrounds.com/news/post /402552
http://zack7521.newgrounds.com/news/post /402552

I finally, FINALLY, found someone stupider than me. Thank god.. I don't know what's funnier though, the fact that this kid might be mentally retarded, or the fact that his guide is somewhat decent and Wylina actually posted it. Bahaha this kid just made my life.

At 11/15/09 10:44 PM, chris-marks wrote:

At 11/15/09 08:37 PM, pinoyisazn wrote: I'm sorry for complaining, but should the medals for Communist Space really be worth so much?

Nothing wrong with a medal game with easy points every once in a while. Keeps the less dedicated interested.

Hell it still keeps me interested. I love little short fun and easy games! :)

At 11/15/09 11:48 AM, SpiffyMasta wrote:

At 11/15/09 11:34 AM, portalwarpedJP wrote:

At 11/15/09 10:33 AM, mariic wrote: I'm a fucktard! :D

you didn't even bother reading the last 10 pages.

Edited for justice.

Edited for more justice

At 11/14/09 07:43 PM, Lizzardis wrote: I think we get the picture guys. You can cut it out now :)

I'm such a killjoy :3

.... NOOB C-C-C-C-OMBO BREAKERRRRRRR!!!!! ^^^^^^

how does i start gamez plez? no paly buttons.

At 11/14/09 02:14 PM, HeavyTank wrote:

At 11/14/09 10:28 AM, chris-marks wrote: I wonder what would happen if a game with medals didn't make it through the Under Judgment phase, but people got the medals.

Well, it depends on whether the medals are directly linked to the game..(you know, if the game gets deleted, they get deleted too)...well, they probably are, so...

That's a good point. I feel as though once you get them, even if the game got deleted, you would still have them though. It would all depend on how Newgrounds set it up, but I doubt that they have it incorporated that when a game gets deleted, all it's medals are removed from our array of medals. They would have to specifically program that in I feel. But hey who knows. Haha

At 11/14/09 01:53 AM, chris-marks wrote: The problem is that her spells are all significantly less effective in Hard mode than they are in Normal. Go to Stone Head with her and a maxed Mystic Orb, and it will take 30 Orbs to kill the hands. Now do it again, but this time draw one down and melee it; I took it down in 5 swings with mid-level magic gear. She's absolutely gold in Normal, the best weapon you have, but the monsters must inherit a resistance to magic in Hard or something because she loses all her offensive juice. At least, that's what I've observed.

That may be, I never really noticed it though. I just know that scorpions die twice as fast when she's alive than when it's just me and the dragon volleying the thing back and forth. Haha either way it doesn't matter because I'm done with it all, but I absolutely loved the game and it reminded me so much of Diablo II and I used to play that game a shitload when i was younger.

At 11/14/09 01:27 AM, chris-marks wrote:

At 11/14/09 01:23 AM, Caraboo wrote:

At 11/13/09 06:41 PM, chris-marks wrote: Incidentally, it turns out if you have the King's dragon backed up against the wall you can just stay an appropriate distance away (I was behind a building so I don't know what that distance is) and his flame won't hit you, and then you can just keep swinging. I lost both my mage and my dragon early and still took the King and his dragon both down without so much as eating a ham.

I'm only bragging a little.

I just let my dragon and mage kill his dragon off screen while I chilled for a few minutes then went in to kill the king. Pretty simple strategy.

I did that in Normal. It's a shame the mage's offensive spells are so ineffectual in Hard mode.

Also, it looks like you can restart Hard mode after beating it, presumably at the same level as you were at when you beat it, so the warning about making sure you ding 49 before beating the game may be moot.

I'm gonna be honest, you all severely underestimate the mage.. She does 100 damage with the orb maxed compared to the dragons fire which is only 30 (although convenient for spread, most cases in Hard Mode you're encountering guys 1 on 1 and fighting each guy individually, so it's kind of ineffective) plus most people rarely get a chance, or know how to maneuver their dragon to claw at guys, still only doing 60 with a knock back and the mage does 50 with nova maxed which damages all surrounding enemies in the blast radius. You'll notice a significant amount of time saved when the mage stays alive, she might even be more effective than the dragon when maxed (save for when you get a guy caught between you and your dragon and you just knock him back and forth between each other).

That's just my personal opinion though.

At 11/13/09 06:41 PM, chris-marks wrote: Incidentally, it turns out if you have the King's dragon backed up against the wall you can just stay an appropriate distance away (I was behind a building so I don't know what that distance is) and his flame won't hit you, and then you can just keep swinging. I lost both my mage and my dragon early and still took the King and his dragon both down without so much as eating a ham.

I'm only bragging a little.

I just let my dragon and mage kill his dragon off screen while I chilled for a few minutes then went in to kill the king. Pretty simple strategy.

At 11/13/09 04:15 PM, chris-marks wrote: Just be sure to check in on it every so often to make sure you don't hit level 49, or you'll have to start all over again. I'm going to pick up those last two Dragon Boy medals myself this afternoon.

Why can't you hit level 49..? Just curious.

At 11/13/09 11:20 AM, EggSaladSandwich wrote: way to easy, got two medals on first play thru and went back and got qvit stalin right after.

Hey it was easy, fun, and quick. It's been awhile since we got a game like that, and I thought it was cool using clouds to go up and avoiding missiles on the way down. Kind of a fun game actually.

At 11/12/09 08:40 PM, Wylo wrote:

At 11/12/09 05:26 PM, greeneggs4spam wrote: Wednesday came and past. Game of the week was a lie!!!!!

P.S. Wylo, do you have revenue sharing enabled on your alt account, and if so are you making bank? You definitely deserve to with all the work you put into compiling those guides anyways.

I've accumulated a few dollars over the months. And I mean only a few. So far looking at my average eCPM is at $0.05. It'll prolly take at least a few years to accumulate enough to cash out $50. Most likely, by that time NG'll have an internal donation system up and we are able to purchase NG Gear with it.

But ya, everyone should enable revenue sharing, there's no harm in having it.

I actually have been talking to Tom Fulp about it via PM's (I know he responded.. crazy right?) because I haven't gotten any updates since September and I guess it's because I made no revenue.. even though my Ad Impressions keep going up (and faster than before I might add).. So ya I've only accumulated close to 2 dollars over 2 months. Haha I need to come up with some epic flashes to get some real money generated eh?

At 11/11/09 09:59 PM, chris-marks wrote:

At 11/11/09 09:35 PM, chris-marks wrote: Does anyone have any advice for Oh Snap on Hard? If I could just get to a spot that doesn't have scorpions I'd be okay, but they're everywhere and I can't herd them because they all fire at different times. I'm using the top-tier axe, top-tier mace, and second-top tier everything else, and I'm level 47.

Wouldn't you know the very next time I attempted the level I cleared out the bottom left corner and beat it? Post Legend for the win.

Hey congrats! Haha told you guys the bottom left corner is the best place to start by just running there and clearing everyone out.

At 11/11/09 10:23 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Or you do what's been said in this thread many times before, just play a few times without closing the game, and it starts to glitch. NO tricks needed.

I've never had the game just glitch on me, I always had to make it glitch.. =/

At 11/11/09 08:42 PM, chris-marks wrote: He's still missing Marathon Grill, too. Speaking of which, does anyone know if there's a way to get that without having the game glitch? I got it by having it glitch out on me such that it kept giving me questions without giving me points for answering them. Old game, I know, but still... curious.

Got it with the glitch and without, but definitely glitch first. If anyone has questions on how to glitch the game it's fairly simple, just PM me.

At 11/11/09 09:35 PM, chris-marks wrote: Does anyone have any advice for Oh Snap on Hard? If I could just get to a spot that doesn't have scorpions I'd be okay, but they're everywhere and I can't herd them because they all fire at different times. I'm using the top-tier axe, top-tier mace, and second-top tier everything else, and I'm level 47.

If you look above your post you'll see 3 huge chunks of text from me, that's the best advice I can give without actually replaying the level or making a video walkthrough. Honestly, that level just takes patience, just like most of the levels on Hard. Although, if you're a level 47 it should be fairly easy.. Save for the fact that you can't get all the best gear, but neither could anyone else at that stage.. Just run to the bottom left at the beginning and go from there. Skeletons are pussies and the giants really aren't that bad. For scorpions just make sure they're only shooting in your direction and not at you and the rest of your party. If you really need help just buy some food and heal yourself while the scorpion attacks you but you should be able to take on a scorpion 1-1 even with other guys around you with your Regen being maxed and some Health Steal stats on your weapons..

Seriously, it's all about patience.

At 11/11/09 01:09 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Second Level on the training area actually gives the most after level 40 or someit. I measured pixel-by-pixel.

Somehow I missed responding to this before, but it's not just how much EXPERIENCE you get each level, but also how much TIME you take each level to get that experience, and from my observations Shrum runs seem to be the most efficient for that, taking far less time than anything else and giving you almost the most experience per level. Thus, making it the most efficient for experience farming on Hard at a high level.

At 11/11/09 03:19 PM, Lizzradis wrote: Has anybody realised a big huge add-on on Time Fcuk?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 1754
Hmmm. Its not hard to miss actually. Hehe. The addition of a cool bit to show you were all the user generated levels are, and what they look like!

Where I can't see it?

=P

At 11/11/09 03:16 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: that's damn right, Drop the Bomb, MY AMAZINGLY RANDOM LUCK'S GONNA BLEED. YOU. DRY!
mwahahahaha! only three more medals remain!
AND I'M GETTING THEM.

Good luck yo.

aka fuck that game.

At 11/11/09 01:22 PM, ThePathFinder wrote: If you think a walkthrough is lacking significantly, PM me and I'll make my own.
Added - Seven's Second Adventure MAP
Added - Dragon Boy Guide

...GOOD LORD!!! That could have helped when I needed to find that leaf... >_>

Sorry I didn't make it sooner!! It only took so long cause I didn't play the game until like 2 days ago.. Next time I'll try to be more prompt with it. =)

At 11/11/09 11:54 AM, chris-marks wrote: I've found the fastest way to level in the history of gaming: In Dragon Boy, just keep doing Stone Head over and over again, using your mage's Mystic Orb to kill everything from the starting position. I've gone from level 10 to level 21 in about 20 minutes, and it only took that long because Mystic Orb was very low level when I started out. I'm now levelling every 3 visits, taking just over a minute per level. When it takes 4 visits to level, it'll take as long as a minute and a half per level.

I used the same exact strategy, it makes the game way easier leveling up early too. Good luck with the game!

Not the most exciting way to play the game, but possibly the most efficient time-wise. Also, Hill-top level 8 is great for farming because of the Revivers. You also get experience when a revived enemy dies, so you can just keep killing them over and over, picking up their drops and getting experience each time until your Mystic Orb kills the Revivers, and then do it all over again. Really fast money earning and dragon growth there.

Ya I found that Wylo's "best way to gain experience" levels aren't that accurate. Doing mini-bosses and redoing bosses seems to be the most efficient way to gain experience fast. Although Shrum runs are the best way for later levels on Hard Mode definitely.

I might be the only person who's going to legitimately get the full grown dragon before beating Goliath. How much health do I need to get him to?

600