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None

Topic: The Elite Guard Barracks

Posted: 05/29/09 08:31 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Here's another mybrute pop up games:

Enjoy your whistle points!


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None

Topic: Human memory

Posted: 05/29/09 06:57 AM

Forum: General

At 5/29/09 06:36 AM, Skeepsis wrote: Is the human memory unlimited?

No it's not. The human memory is increadibly big however, even considering we're even using 10% of it.


3.

Happy

Topic: The Elite Guard Barracks

Posted: 05/28/09 07:21 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 5/28/09 12:25 AM, byteslinger wrote: Congrats to Captain-D! (do I really have to say the whole name?) Welcome to the Barracks. We look forward to seeing you in action and becoming an active and positive member. *Salutes*

Thank you and all the other members on welcoming me :)!

As for that fact of you having to say my whole name, I'd ask you not to. I chose the name as a 13yo kid and now I'm not only ashamed how big of a douche I was back then, but I'm also horrified by this stupid silly name.. ;D (I've pmed Wade for a name change, but no luck yet :) )

Anyway, Cu guys around!


4.

None

Topic: What r you listening to right now?

Posted: 05/27/09 06:18 PM

Forum: General

this and what's on my profile's page.


5.

Angry

Topic: My friend's friend is an arsehole!

Posted: 05/27/09 05:36 PM

Forum: General

At 5/27/09 03:27 PM, Mewtwig wrote: he randomly shouts out swearwords in public for no reason whatsoever

It's called Tourette's syndrome!


6.

None

Topic: numbers

Posted: 05/27/09 03:16 PM

Forum: General

A pig's orgasm last for 30mins

now that's a number

7.

Questioning

Topic: Bizarre Vending Machines

Posted: 05/26/09 06:17 PM

Forum: General

At 5/26/09 06:01 PM, igott wrote: What a fucking classic.

SNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFF.

That's one very happy customer!


8.

Questioning

Topic: Bizarre Vending Machines

Posted: 05/26/09 05:45 PM

Forum: General

Used Schoolgirl Panties Vending Machine

Ugh, there are some real creeps out there...


9.

None

Topic: North Korea Is Up To It Again

Posted: 05/26/09 05:42 PM

Forum: General

At 5/26/09 05:39 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: The UN is going to be pissed off.

There was that unauthorised rocket test that the UN was against a few months ago. If that didn't start a war, we're getting close to one.

The UN was pissed off and disapproved the actions of N-Korea earlier today.
You know what N-Korea did...?

They tested 2 short distances rockets...!

Fucking commies

10.

None

Topic: North Korea Is Up To It Again

Posted: 05/26/09 05:35 PM

Forum: General

At 5/26/09 05:30 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:
At 5/26/09 05:16 PM, kman355 wrote: Why dont we jst wup their asses?
They're just testing nukes on their own soil, so technically they're not trying to attack anyone. But if they launch a nuke at japan or the US or whoever they decide to attack we then can go over there and destroy them

they're violating the terms of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEG), had already putted an end to their testing in 2007..


11.

None

Topic: Nose bleed

Posted: 05/26/09 04:19 PM

Forum: General

you should blow your nose.


12.

Elated

Topic: 2009 Nhl Playoffs Thread

Posted: 05/26/09 03:56 PM

Forum: General

Having absolutly no histroy on NHL's history or Icehockey's history at all, I stumbled upon an NHL game some weeks ago. Pittsburg Vs Washington (game 3 w/ Pit winning). And I've got to say, I love the sport! The physical contact and endurance, tactical requirements and ice skating skills in general make this an awesome discipline. I've been trying to catch a lot of games on ESPN (which I have because I have a satelite), but because of the big time differences, it's hard to come by a game. Most live games start at around 1am here in my time, so you can understand that I won't be able to see all the games. Recaps on the other hand seem to be random, and not always at the same time, which really bugs me.

I'd like to see more of this game however. Since I've fallen in love with it, it would be a shame not knowing anything and especially not witnessing who wins the stanley cup this year (since that's the most imortant tourney in NHL right? ;])! Therefor I'm asking all you dedicated fans if they're some sort of recap of the games on the internet. I've been checking the NHL site to keep updated, but I'd rather see the games myself ofcourse...

Oh and from what I've seen: Anaheim ducks FTW!


13.

Beaten

Topic: the worst pain youve experienced???

Posted: 05/26/09 03:38 PM

Forum: General

I had a cramp in my dick once, it hurt like hell!!

makes feel the pain just thinking about it

14.

Elated

Topic: Dangerous things you've done

Posted: 05/26/09 03:36 PM

Forum: General

watch jackass for very inspiring ideas.


15.

Elated

Topic: What's your phobea?

Posted: 05/26/09 03:34 PM

Forum: General

At 5/26/09 03:32 PM, Diein60s wrote:
At 5/26/09 03:31 PM, YiffyKitty wrote: Homophobia.
You're an asshole.

An asshole that doens't want to get fucked with


16.

Angry

Topic: The Elite Guard Barracks

Posted: 05/26/09 03:24 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 5/26/09 03:05 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Old flash was granted a sort of amnesty because it wasn't worth the effort in hunting them down and deleting them. Now, though, if a flash is nothing but image slideshows, it's whistle-worthy. I doubt they'd be deleted if they passed, though, since there's a lot more abusive stuff.

There is another one going trough judgement as we speak. People are so unoriginal these days.


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None

Topic: One of the greatest achievements...

Posted: 05/26/09 03:19 PM

Forum: General

At 5/26/09 03:13 PM, AmateurProfessional wrote:
At 5/26/09 03:04 PM, Celestian wrote: If you are popular in school you are millions of times more likely to be a loser after school and for the rest of your life.

good luck with that
This is the truth.

this reminds me of the list


18.

Elated

Topic: What's your phobea?

Posted: 05/26/09 03:17 PM

Forum: General

At 5/26/09 03:14 PM, MrFlopz wrote: For me, I'm afraid of getting stabbed. I don't know why. When I pass strangers on the sidewalk, I think they are going pull out a knife and stab me. When I go around a corner, I make sure I don't turn the corner too faster because someone might be hiding there with a knife. I have no idea why.

What's your irrational fear?

I really want to see how you walk on the streets. Probably like a fricking paranoid :D

Mine is getting grabbed in the dark and being abducted by aliens. Ok, maybe not being abducted by aliens, but when i'm in the dark I get pretty frigthened when I'm walking around, as if someone always is planning on grabbing me. Or like when I walk from my bedroom's switch to my bed, I've always get the feeling someone will grab me with their hand from under the bed...

To much horror movies lately =(


19.

Elated

Topic: Favorite Character Persona?

Posted: 05/26/09 03:14 PM

Forum: General

mine difinitly is the Witty/Hardass Douchebag for the simple reason of making me laugh and being a hardass..

pretty self-explicatory right?


20.

Elated

Topic: One of the greatest achievements...

Posted: 05/26/09 03:03 PM

Forum: General

At 5/26/09 02:55 PM, Skeepsis wrote: I will achieve one of the great achivements of man when I go back to school:
to go from a social loser to a social GOD.

I will do this when I go back to school. I'm capable. I WILL do it. I've already joined a club full of total strangers and achieve popularity there. SO I'LL DO IT WITH SCHOOL.

WISH ME LUCK GUYS.

If only it was that easy ;]


21.

None

Topic: Draw The Person Above You

Posted: 05/26/09 10:43 AM

Forum: Art

At 5/26/09 09:58 AM, LegolaSS wrote:
At 5/26/09 09:10 AM, InsaneBrutality wrote: Welcome to the navy , I'm captain dickhead and I will be your commander.
never saw that one cumming... oh god!... the double pun!... ughhhhh....

seriously... who the hell has names like that >.>.... <.<...

Me.... obviously O_o

Made this account way back when I was 13yo, says enough I think ;]
I'm considering a name change though, but haven't decided on which one I should take :D


22.

Angry

Topic: The Elite Guard Barracks

Posted: 05/26/09 10:40 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 5/26/09 10:32 AM, Lizzardis wrote: No because by my knowledge (not that I have a lot of it xD) you don't get minus whistle points for badly whistling a stolen flash. You only get minus whistle points if you badly whistle a review....

You're right, you don't have al lot of it! (xD)

If enough users blow the whistle on an entry it will be automatically pulled from the Portal until it has been reviewed. Upon review, if we decide the entry is in violation of our guidelines we will delete it and those who blew the whistle will receive positive whistle points. If we find it is not a violation of our guidelines we will release it back into the Portal and those users who blew the whistle will receive negative whistle points

Anyway, do you have an idea on howmuch points you should have for silver whistle? Been bronze forever... :D


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None

Topic: The Elite Guard Barracks

Posted: 05/26/09 10:27 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 5/26/09 10:18 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Hentai slide shows are allowed. Proper hardcore human porn pictures are not allowed. I don't know why because each one is as bad as the next but Hentai gallery's are allowed. Its the hardcore human one that isn't allowed.

Oh snap..

Then I just got -1 point on my whistle =/


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None

Topic: The Elite Guard Barracks

Posted: 05/26/09 10:07 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Perfect example of a porn slideshow?

I mean seriously, it just shows hentai pictures, yet it isn't blammed..? Anyone willing to explain me why? =/


25.

Elated

Topic: Draw The Person Above You

Posted: 05/26/09 08:46 AM

Forum: Art

Oh please someone draw me :D

Doesn't require a lot of creativity though =/


26.

Shouting

Topic: 13 and 14 yr old people.

Posted: 05/26/09 08:21 AM

Forum: General

At 5/26/09 08:19 AM, TheCarny wrote: It's Friday today, right?

yes, yes it is.


27.

Questioning

Topic: Dan Paladin.

Posted: 05/26/09 08:19 AM

Forum: General

At 5/26/09 08:16 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: I FIND THIS THREAD TO BE RATHER SHALLOW AND PEDANTlC.

Good thing I had a dictionary


28.

Elated

Topic: 13 and 14 yr old people.

Posted: 05/26/09 08:16 AM

Forum: General

At 5/26/09 08:06 AM, TheCarny wrote: oh no wait, today IS the 26th, i thought my birthday was today.
How time flies... i feel so old. I might aswell get me a cane and go feed the birds in the park.

15 year old don't know what day it is..


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None

Topic: Pendulum New Song

Posted: 05/26/09 08:08 AM

Forum: General

At 5/26/09 07:45 AM, Shreddy wrote: Fuck me, I used to hate pendulum because of their fans saying they created drum and bass... which they quite simply didnt.

anyhow, their new song is taking a massive step back into their drum & bass roots

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcpBhJq01 UM&feature=related

Anyone else think this is a shit hot tune?

I've always been a "follower" of pendulum. Not a major fan, but I keep track of what they're doing. I'm not going to say they created Drum & bass, but they certainly had their impact on it..

This song however, isn't one of their best ...


30.

None

Topic: Communism? -discussion

Posted: 05/26/09 05:05 AM

Forum: Politics

At 5/26/09 02:09 AM, Valexillion wrote: No one is poor since everyone's payment was balanced enough to so you'd be able to afford everything that you need, like food, clothes, etc etc.

There were a LOT of poor people in communistic countries. The reason is pretty simple, everyone gets payed according to what job they do (not every job gets payed equally). Whether people did their job good or not, didn't matter. This led to a lot of people neglecting or ignoring their responsibilities, which itself led their companies to run inefficiently. When all of your companies run inefficient, the governement doesn't get what they should get in terms of money, which leads to lower paychecks, etc.
People were also not able to buy food all the time. Khrushchev's "virgin lands" campaign, lead to the USSR buying wheat from Canada, in order to avoid a starvation.

But I gotta say, free medical care and a free college education would be tight. BOOM!

That would've been nice if it worked, surely. Obviously it didn't.

Grab the damn diploma and escape to USA or some country that'll transfer your papers into a Masters, Bachelors or whatever kind of fancy Diploma systems they have.

This wouldn't have worked either. If you'd be a docter in Zimbabwe and went to the USA, your diploma would've been shit. If you're living in a communistic country, where everything is predeterment (even what you'll go study and what you'll do for a "living"), it's highly unlikely that you'll either have a high degree diploma, or a diploma that actually is worth something in the USA.


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