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None

Topic: Most cruel thing youve done

Posted: 11/07/09 11:23 PM

Forum: General

Ignored a best friend because she was being a bitch. She lives two hours away and she came down here for the homecoming game. I ignored her for a week and she kept trying to hug me and talk to me and I think I made her cry. It might not seem too cruel to you guys who are likely competing, but I'm not a cruel person, and that made me feel like shit.

the worst thing op has ever done was post an unnecessary picture of that faggot from soad

2.

Blushing

Topic: Metal Hell

Posted: 11/07/09 10:28 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Guys, guys, guys, I'm reading The Fellowship of the Ring. It really is metal and a thrilling engrossing read. Now I'm beginning to understand all this Mordor and Orc stuff. Maybe I'll start to appreciate black metal.


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Topic: If you were president what would..

Posted: 11/07/09 10:08 PM

Forum: General

Mountain Dew and at least one decent musical instrument and a fucking BEAN BAG BITCH.


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Topic: McDonalds Orange Drank

Posted: 11/07/09 09:59 PM

Forum: General

I always order it because the rest of the drinks are shit, but it's not epic like you say. Did you mean to post Mountain Dew? That's one big typo mister.


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Topic: How To Make A Classic Platformer

Posted: 11/07/09 09:56 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 11/5/09 07:52 PM, ThePortalGuru wrote: -Have a certain type of collectable that's challenging to get, but pays you off with an extra world/level in the end. These items always made me eager to get 100% completion in the game, to unlock all of the bonus content in that secretive box o' goodies.

Haha, yes! I forgot about this! Also all platformers have secret random and weird items that are hard to obtain and they do nothing, or they're just rumors to get awesome stuff.

At 11/5/09 09:36 PM, Preternatural wrote: A classic platformer has to have those hard bits that make you GAME OVER again and again, make you rage on the inside and almost makes you throw the controller at your poor cat.

But yet, you can't turn it off, because you love the game. That's most frustrating.


6.

Happy

Topic: Epic Cover Arts

Posted: 11/07/09 09:39 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 10/23/09 10:42 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: I personally like the art for Dead Space more than anything.

It took me a long time after gawking at that cover to realize that it's a chopped off hand floating in space. That is epic. I instantly loved the Fallou 3 cover. It's extremely futuristic and eye catching, but it also has that old time feeling, and oh yeah, the guy on the cover is fucking badass too. It's almost scary at first.

Epic Cover Arts


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None

Topic: The Game You're Currently Playing

Posted: 11/07/09 09:30 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 11/7/09 05:10 AM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: Dead space, AGAIN! because it are awesome, i'm whoring out the achievements.

Ha, I love doing that. I started a level on the hardest difficulty to obtain the final achievement but pretty much abandoned it. I'm lazy.


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Topic: Games that need a sequel

Posted: 11/07/09 09:29 PM

Forum: Video Games

I know I'm not the only one who would shit all over if there was Psychonauts 2. I'm precumming in my shorts just thinking about it. Oh the excitement.


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Topic: I am (almost) never naked

Posted: 11/07/09 09:26 PM

Forum: General

You strike me as the type of guy that has plastic wrap on most surfaces including your furniture, and you're constantly abusing disinfectant spray trying to kill germs. Seriously, germaphobe much? I don't like being naked either really, but you have to get naked sometimes.


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Topic: School sucks!

Posted: 11/07/09 09:21 PM

Forum: General

The only problems I have with school is waking up and the stress that comes along with it. That's life though, you're always tired and stressed out about something.


11.

Shouting

Topic: Cheetahs are kind of pussies

Posted: 11/07/09 09:19 PM

Forum: General

Cheetahs are pussies because they know the true ruler of the large cat family. They only run top speed for 30 seconds because they know if they run any farther they will tread their sacred and bloody territory. You don't want to make this big cat mad. OH HOLY FUCK DEAR GOD IN A FLAMBOYANT SPANISH DRESS THERE IT IS JESUS CHRIST RUN AWAY!!

Cheetahs are kind of pussies


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Topic: Ever had this happen?

Posted: 11/07/09 09:16 PM

Forum: General

At 11/7/09 01:05 PM, Jonners wrote: I've visited some of the other forums, like programming, when there's been no-one there, but never in general.

Never ever ever alone. Sometimes there's less than ten people, and even that is rare. Even in the early morning hours users from other countries like Australia and New Zealand are logging on and posting.


13.

Happy

Topic: The Best Thing!

Posted: 11/07/09 09:15 PM

Forum: General

Pie. Pie = life, love, everything, the universe. Pie actually gave us God to give us the impression that he created everything when in fact pie is the true ruler of us. Pie is godly.


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Elated

Topic: Metal Hell

Posted: 11/07/09 09:13 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 11/7/09 09:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: why is it that we have the same argument every week?

i can do what the fuck i want regarding my opinions.

You would think that since this is an extreme metal club every week churches would be burned to the ground and people would be murdered brutally and bands would break up and such.

nothing like a tad of tasteless dark humor

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Topic: I'm A Stereotypical Bastard.

Posted: 11/07/09 09:11 PM

Forum: General

At 11/5/09 10:31 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: I was one of the few who didn't fit a stereotype. I wasn't a jock, a prep, an emo, a wigga, a goth, or anything else. Well, except "the loner", who had some "nerd" elements but didn't even fit in with them.

I'm the same way. I have several qualities from each group. That's why I have a wide range of friends that have different personalities. I know these screamo kids and even though they listen to shitty watered down "metal" and wear gauges they're cool and funny. The first time I saw them I dismissed them as fags. I got to know them and we're all close friends now. They're more than just the stereotype, they are still individuals, and I'm sure they really do like that style, I guess.


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Sad

Topic: ridiculous school punishments

Posted: 11/07/09 09:05 PM

Forum: General

In the sixth grade, if you acted out or refused to do homework, you were put on the wall. You would just stand on a wall for a predetermined time. Teachers would eye the wall making sure you were standing up and not facing the kids because it was during recess. This nice guy accidentally printed 600 or so pages of paper and he was sentenced to two months on the wall. Shit sucks.


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Expressionless

Topic: Nickelodeon is bringing back!

Posted: 11/07/09 09:03 PM

Forum: General

Jimmy Neutron wasn't all that great. You shouldn't get your panties in a knot over it. Sure, the art was unique at the time, and some of the jokes and moments are pretty funny, but it was overall boring and average. You got my hopes up, I thought they'd accept Rocko's Modern Life or Kaablam! back into their lineup.


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Topic: Your first computer?

Posted: 11/07/09 09:01 PM

Forum: General

It was a really crappy white chunky late 90's Dell. It lasted us for maybe a year before it finally crapped out.


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Topic: Im getting gauges

Posted: 11/07/09 09:00 PM

Forum: General

I hope you do get an infection. Maybe then it will teach you not to fuck up your ears like some African tribe member just to be accepted into a stereotype built on "edginess" and bisexual screamo kids who look like girls.


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Expressionless

Topic: Doctors Sell Newborn Babies

Posted: 11/07/09 08:57 PM

Forum: General

At 11/7/09 08:54 PM, PSPgoOwnsMeself wrote: How fucked up can the world get?

Too many times to begin to count I have told myself it couldn't get any more fucked up. About every week there's an exception. I think this is that final epic exception where I lose all faith in the world.


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Topic: Last.Fm Club

Posted: 11/07/09 08:56 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 11/7/09 03:24 PM, YeOldeSierra wrote: Hey guys. I know this is a double post, but I'd like to let you know about a really cool addon for Greasemonkey (it's a Firefox addon). It's called 'YouTube Scrobbler'. It basically adds another button to YouTube, and allows you to scrobble your tracks. Yeah, you do have to login to it, but it's been perfect for me. Also, I reached 2000 plays!

That sounds pretty neat. Most of the videos I view are music related, so this is a neat feature. Too bad I don't use Firefox. Congratulations on your 2000 play count though, sir.


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Sad

Topic: Mountain Dew Crew

Posted: 11/07/09 12:01 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 11/6/09 01:26 PM, DocSprite wrote: Ah god... I just got a 12-pack of Alliance, but it's not enough... I just suddenly find myself craving Supernova.

Someone please hold me down.

I've drank some Ultra Violet recently, it's basically Diet Supernova. It's the only diet soda I'll drink and enjoy a lot. It has that odd diet tinge to the taste but otherwise it's Supernova alright. I know it's not Supernova, but it's close enough I guess. The best flavors never make it. I loved Pitch Black but only savored it a few times.


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Elated

Topic: Guitarists

Posted: 11/07/09 12:00 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

I'm purchasing the pewter grey RG right now. I'm so anxious until it comes, and I hope it sounds and plays as good as it looks.


24.

Blushing

Topic: Sexual Fantasies with Pokemon

Posted: 11/05/09 09:34 PM

Forum: General

Jynx. She makes me penis hard everytime I see that black booty.


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Topic: I'm A Stereotypical Bastard.

Posted: 11/05/09 09:06 PM

Forum: General

At 11/5/09 07:39 PM, SaBErT00thedT0Ad wrote: If children want to group together and be souless, then okay. Their children will be the ones to re-learn originality.

This is an interesting thought, although I personally think that originality will be swept from the world as robots and artificial intelligence are accepted into society in the future. Not to mention there will also be cameras everywhere.


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Topic: Last.Fm Club

Posted: 11/05/09 09:00 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 11/5/09 08:12 PM, PolishMatt wrote:
At 11/5/09 06:34 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Yeah, sorry about that.
It's a miracle it got to page 148, imho. Sorry, Captain.

Yeah, I know, I'm pretty proud of it, and that's alright. We don't have a whole lot of regulars, which is part of the problem. There are more dead clubs in the forums.


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Topic: When do you go to sleep?

Posted: 11/05/09 07:54 PM

Forum: General

Usually 11:30 is the average time. I can never sleep decently earlier, and I am up later on the weekends, till 3 or 4 sometimes.


28.

Happy

Topic: Ever wonder..

Posted: 11/05/09 07:48 PM

Forum: General

Of course they did. All the water was contaminated by bacteria and disease. Beer and ale was the only other option of drink. When the original settlers came to America they underestimated alcohol. They drank it relatively strong and they would drink so much they'd die in ditches. You could see bloated and puke covered pilgrims for miles.


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Topic: I'm A Stereotypical Bastard.

Posted: 11/05/09 07:39 PM

Forum: General

At 11/5/09 07:36 PM, hhhh wrote:
It's not cool to be yourself and be different these days
You lost, this is how everyone is trying to act nowadays to be edgy.
Also cool blog story bro.

They try, but fail miserably, and fall into a stereotype themselves. They're unaware that by being random and hardcore and different (their own pathetic versions of the terms, of course) they're just labeling themselves, which makes it even easier for me.


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Angry

Topic: I'm A Stereotypical Bastard.

Posted: 11/05/09 07:34 PM

Forum: General

I've just admitted what few will. I follow stereotypes almost religiously. Day in and day out I label new people I see like animals, cells, or a strain of the flu, not as actual humans. I use terms like goths, emos, skaters, preps, "gagstas", sluts, and more every day. I would consider carrying a descriptive encyclopedia around with me and study the subjects like a field scientist.

Why? Look around you. Our world is defined by stereotypes. Everything is owned by Pepsi and Coke. It's not cool to be yourself and be different these days. Instead, you're expected to ignore your uniqueness and fall into a random clique that most likely is not even close to who you really are. Teenagers are even encouraged to abandon their true beings and jump on a bandwagon.

Call me heartless, call me inaccurate, call me lazy and uneducated, it doesn't matter. Sure, hiding beneath designer clothes, Hot Topic makeup, and certain music there are people that fit well into the category or group but yet their persona shines. Do I have time to go around and check to see if every teen I see isn't completely brainwashed and mindless by mass media? No.

tl;dr - Kids these days follow stereotypes because they think it's the right thing to do, stereotyping them is easy and most of the time quite accurate.


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