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More importantly, why does the number of holocaust victims keep going up? When I was in high school it was 4 million. Now it's commonly referred to as 6 million. I fully expect it to be 10 million by the time I die.

Fun fact, holocaust means "sacrafice". Sacrafice of whom... to whom... by whom?

Go cry about it on EMOspace, fag-boy. Be grateful you even have a girlfriend. And get used to the irrational behaviour, it's the short definition of "female".

It's alright but not nearly as funny as the fact neither of you seem to have grasped basic grammar, otherwise you'd avoid verbal atrocities like "more funny".

As for the boobs thing;
A) Alt.

B) Ladies, if your boobs are too big, ask around, I'm sure there'll be any number of guys willing to walk in front of you all day long and hold them up for you.

C) Boob reductions are madness. Unless your spine is fracturing, just do some back strengthening exercises and you'll be fine. Boobs = POWER. No man would reduce his penis length 1mm, no matter how much pain he was in. AND it's disrespectful to other women who've paid thousands of dollars to have surgically implanted what nature gave you for free. Shame on you for even considering a reduction.

Tylenol 3

At 1/13/07 02:05 AM, looksgood wrote: I would like to ask seriously as to why the catholic religion is considered the same as christian?

Pick up a history book sometime. Seriously.

Christianity is as a religion is best envisioned as a tree. It has two roots, the holy roman catholic church and the Greek orthodox church. Every other form of christianity is a branch. Lutheren, Anglican, Baptist, Presbyterian... all branches.

REALIZE AND UNDERSTAND THIS.

The idea of "racism" at all was non-existant for most people of the older generations. Get used to it.

At 1/9/07 10:52 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Awesome!

I went round to my friends house with some blank cassettes, now I have more C64 games.

Dude, cassettes are heinous, get one of those new disk drives, they're gnarley.

Pluto is a planet. It is because we collective say it is. Let the scientist debate back and forth as much as they like about the other objects in the solar system, I don't care. But Pluto is already in the planet club, it therefore deserves to stay there.

Ketchup is superior. How do I know? It's what Heinz makes. Catsup is to Ketchup what Pepsi is to Coke.

The reason your burger looks nothing like the ones in the commercials is simple: they're not the same. The burgers you see in the commercials are as carefully constructed as the shots being filmed and as made up as the actors pretending to eat them. It's all fake, that's the whole point of TV.

As for photographic advertisements, those aren't even real burgers, their made from plastic and extruded foam and carefully airbrushed and painted to look as appetizing as possible. You think that dew on the lettuce is a sign of freshness? It's acrylic varnish. And all that before it's photoshopped into perfection (or did you think that was reserved for supermodels?)

Castlevania and RE2

"Hey... it's up to us to take out Umbrella!"

cue lame guitar riff

Ignoring for the moment that stopping time would stop EVERYTHING, instantly killling you, I'd probably molest, vandalize and steal. Possibly rape. The theft thing I'd do smart though. Any jackass can take ALOT of money from ONE place but I'd take a little money from EVERYONE instead. When time restarted, no one would be any the wiser and I'd be a freakin millionaire. Perfect.

At 1/6/07 01:01 AM, Silvercherryclock wrote: Anything that entailed no work at all and absolutely no commitment.

Someone's thinking. My dream job is breathing, eating and shitting. Seriously, if I could get paid for that, why the fuck do anything else? Ah, sloth...

By the same odds, you're also preventing eight Einstein's from being born. You realize what EIGHT Einstein's could do? We could be colonizing Alpha Centauri by now! STOP HOLDING BACK THE HUMAN RACE, JACKASS!

At 1/5/07 06:58 PM, JoKeRsWiSeHaT wrote: So you'd be sad after someone gets an abortion the same way you would be sad if a 15 year old died?

You mistakenly assume I give a shit either way.

I wouldn't be concerned. Christianity is like a mirror falling down a staircase, at every step it breaks into more factions. I asked my dad (retired priest) once if he could chart out for me the progressional evolution of christianity since it's inception, listing all denominations. He said sure, so long as I had a week to spare and blank wall two stories high.

I said "Nevermind".

At 1/5/07 01:38 PM, JoKeRsWiSeHaT wrote: essentially, until it is born it is a parasite. my point was that since it isn't "alive" "killing" it is no different than masturbating

Let's take these one at a time....

1- A fetus is essentially a parasite: correct
2- Neither sperm nor fetus is "alive": incorrect, obviously it's alive. Putting words in quotations doesn't change their meaning or make your argument more valid.
3- "Killing" a fetus = masturbation: incorrect. First off, again with the quotations. Seriously, stop that. Second, a fetus is a human being, it contains all the necessary DNA information required. A sperm is NOT a human being. It contains exactly 50% of the DNA information required. Sperm are therefore not humans, they are merely one of the ingredients required to make humans.

Your argument is analogous to throwing away a cake in one garbage can and throwing away eggs, sugar and flour in another and then claiming you've thrown out two cakes.

It's not the same.

At 1/5/07 06:25 PM, Maus wrote: fffffffffffff

OLD HAHAHA

I need my pills.

Me too... oh... my back..

At 1/5/07 06:21 PM, Potassium-40 wrote: If I have sex with some girl that I'm not married to will I go to hell? I'm being serious too, based on modern religion, is that a bad thing?

Which "modern religion"? There's dozens you know...

At 1/4/07 07:33 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

Even in a low key job, working hard opens doors to promotions.

Not as fast as having a relative higher up in the company.

Because you pay for it, dumbass. You , me everyone, we all pay for it, all the time. You know what a DVD costs to produce? 50 cents. That's all. Work out the mark up on that, assume half of it is advertising and then see what's left. I guarantee the profit margin is in th 2000-4000% range.

So, summing up: They're rich because you made them that way.

Benevolent dictatorship is the most effcient and benificial form of governance.

I hate the search bar...

too many fat chicks and the beer's overpriced.

At 12/30/06 10:41 PM, So-Smart-s0-Dumb wrote: Science = Religion

If you actually think that's what I'm saying here, it's not me who needs a seat on the short bus.

Now, pay attention: A religion is a belief. A belief is not a religion. Science is belief based on precident but it is never-the-less a belief system. If you can't understand the important differences between these things, you're no better than the religiopus types you rail against.

At 12/30/06 10:21 PM, Serphyas wrote: ...But is it not also a possibility that, given enough time, we MAY understand everything there is to know (Trillions of years from now, mind you). Perhaps thinking we never have a chance is a different, more depressing faith in itself! =P

It's actually more of an assumption than a belief, based on what we know historically about human evolution and society. Almost a guess really, quite scientific! ;)

I'm glad we're not at each others' throats anymore, at least.

Indeed! Even on the NG BBS it's possible to have an intelligent conversation... occaisionally. Usually if people can make it past the "OMFG! UR RETARDED! KTHXDI3!" stage it can even get interesting.

At 12/30/06 10:13 PM, Serphyas wrote: But, personally, I highly disagree with thinking that that qualifies the entire field of Science as being faith-based. I would view Science as a constantly-updating field, rather than one of blind faith.

AH but you're forgetting something: See, we labour under the delusion that we're actually CAPABLE of understanding everything there is to know about the universe, given enough time. That too is an act of faith, a belief (and a rather arrogant one to boot).

Perhaps it would clarify matters to say that science is a better form of understanding than religion but not a superior one (a subtle but important difference).

At 12/30/06 10:06 PM, AshfordPride wrote:

At 12/30/06 10:02 PM, Gendo wrote: It could use some bad dialogue and tentacle rape.

"But sister! T-this isn't right!"
"But my pussy is watering with longing... And there is a tentacle in every orifice of my body."

But then... how can she speak...?

At 12/30/06 10:09 PM, Z-Sector wrote: 1st: Shut the fuck up. You will get yourself banned soon.

2nd: Christians invented the free world. Seriously. Not any props for that? You fail, shut up.

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the pinnacle of civilized discourse on the NGBBS...

At 12/30/06 09:58 PM, Serphyas wrote: There are limits to your theory; saying that EVERYTHING we know and assume is unproveable is not just untrue, it's a blatant LIE.

Forest for the trees...

I did not say any such thing. I said things we take as proven facts now will be disproven by future generations. I did not name any particular facts because I am not clairevoyant. I have no idea which truths we cling to are right and which are wrong, I merely know that some of them MUST be because that is the way of things. I used the flat earth as an ILLUSTRATION, not as a proof.

You're only reading what you want to read, you're not actually thinking about what I am saying.

"Morality" is a societal concencus, not an absolute dictum.