3,729 Forum Posts by "capn-g"
Sounds ideal. There's nothing like having a self-correcting system.
I can't believe you people are thinking so small.... GODHOOD! Don't you get it? You could have everything you would ever want ever and if it didn't exist you could WILL it into existence!
At 3/22/07 08:11 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:At 3/22/07 07:44 AM, capn-g wrote: To be a god. Duh.Elaborate...
Are you kidding? He's kidding.. he MUST be kidding... ELABORATE?!
You can have anything you want, right? If you can have ANYthing, then why not have EVERYthing? But how to do it? Only one way; become a god. Omnipotence, omniscience, omnipresence, the power to create and destroy at will... You're telling me someone would NOT want this?
Nobody nukes the the USA because it's a waste of ammo.
SDI, look it up.
At 3/22/07 07:09 AM, Jesus-made-me-do-it wrote:At 3/22/07 12:24 AM, NISMOelite wrote: I've been waiting for the right moment for thisIn you're fucking dreams.
... and the rest of our nightmares...
Nihilistic Noob Nest.
She clearly worships at Our Lady of Gimmesomesugarbaby
At 3/20/07 03:43 AM, troubles1 wrote: this is the General forum, were the most useless information gets talked about
Hoist by your own petard!
pro-choice is for pussies, pro-abortion is where it's at!
Furinkan Kouko no Aoi Kazuchi
That'll test you...
At 3/13/07 11:47 PM, King wrote: One word: Canadians
You gotta admit, absolutely NOBODY would see it coming.
My favourite one is the one where the world DOESN'T end and all the rapturists and 2012 nuts suddenly realize with horror that life continues. No Jesus on a white horse, no aliens saving the earth, no cosmic enlightenment, no massive pole shifts. Just life, bills, injury, illness, entropy and ultimately, death.
Sleep tight, children.
Because they can't restructure their biology and achieve sexual satisfaction by non-penatrational means. Women are all sockets and no plugs, after all.
You know what really sucks?
A vaccuum cleaner.
Porn evil? Consider the following:
Recently I watched a documentary about the porn industry discussing the hypocrisy of a society that spends billions on porn while decrying it as amoral and "sinful". At one point they interveiwed a male porn star and he said (paraphrasing) "Every day you come home and turn on the news and what do you see? Death, murder, mayhem, shit blowing up. People getting killed. But god forbid they mention a story about sex. That's how fucked up our society is. How many times are going to kill someone in your life? Probably never. On the other hand, everybody fucks yet somehow that's sensational, it's taboo."
Words of wisdom.
Now all you need to do is contract syphillus...
At 3/10/07 12:46 AM, HarraH wrote: The bottom line: Half Life 2 is overated.
You've completely ignored the ambience, the plot, the immersiveness and the characterization. If you break ANY game down to the level you just did it's boring as shit. You're over-simplifying.
At 3/9/07 09:51 AM, big-chip wrote: Actualy it is backed up by strong scientific proof. As much as you get tols Co2 is the sole cause of global warming it isnt its just a vey tiny factor in it. Wasnt it in the 70's we were being told we would have the next ice age and now over 20 years we are all going to drown due to the melting ice caps.
Holy fucking shit-balls, am I getting sick of this strawman. Here's a notion for you: science moves FORWARD. If they were wrong in the 70s it means they were wrong IN THE 70s. After 30 years of further study, I would desperately hope that the people who dedicate their lives to this shit might actually have a vague clue about what they're talking about.
And don't gimme that whole "Well, I saw on tv where this scientist proved global warming was a sham" crap because if that's the case it's a pissing contest and guess what? There's more scientists on the pro-global warming side by about, oh 1000 times. YOU LOSE.
Finally, FUCK AFRICA. I can't be kind about this, those people are fucking useless. After 200 years of trying it should be apparent to even a blind man that you can't cram western civilization down these people throats, so fuck them. Let them live in squalor and stick to their ridiculous, superstitious tribal nonsense.
At 3/9/07 08:15 AM, Clinty wrote: Global warming is to keep undeveloped countries undeveloped.
It's all bollocks scientists have proved this.
What scientists, where? Like five? As opposed to the over 2000 scientists on the recently convened multi-national panel that reviewed the subject? Follow these simple steps before proceeding through life:
A) Firmly take hold of head with both hands
B) Remove head from ass
As for King Chuck, if his grandma is any example, he'll die before Liz does, so Bill should be the next king. There's an old saying though: "At the end of the world there will still be five queens, four in the deck of cards and one on the throne of England."
At 3/4/07 12:16 PM, JJAGoodfella wrote: My parents used to beat the shit out of me. I WISH I could be this kids dad for ONE day so I could hit him with the business end of my belt.
No nanny bullshit, pain is the answer.
AMEN.
Coast to Coast is the most useless show in the history of radio. You could call into that show and claim aliens adbucted you, took you back in time so you could have a light breakfast with Jesus, lunch with Abe Lincoln and dinner with Elvis and then returned you to the present within one second of when they abducted you and all the host would say is "Wow, really?"
As for 9/11 just remember: "The more outrageous the lie, the more easily the people will believe it" - Hitler
At 3/2/07 01:49 PM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote:Nazism is a RELIGION.
No, it's not. It's a political movement. BIG fucking difference.
The first amendment claims everyone has the Right to their Religion.
Actually, it STATES it.
So, we cannot outlaw a religion.
Indeed not. Nazism doesn't apply though since it's not a religion.
DUMB.
ASS.
Seems to be alot of that going around.
At 3/1/07 01:08 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: America is just " a corporate, corporately, fascist, corporation land that is home to the corporate Jew-monsters from the planet NeoCon. Blah blah blah Coporate, coporateish, corporateness, corporacity..."
Well that's just ridiculous... neocons fucking hate jews.
I can't stand fucking hippies but there's something decidedly creepy, even stepfordish about the "ideal conservative woman". Plus they're all either trophy wives or whores. I guess even my taste in women is centrist...
You guys should invade Mexico before they invade you. Oh wait...
BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNNNN!!!!!!!
Pox is hearby charged with threadnomancy!
I think he's referring to the Napoleonic War, culminating in 1812. That was a busy year for the British...
Strictly speaking, any noun that is not a location is an object.
