3,729 Forum Posts by "capn-g"
At 4/8/07 12:58 AM, LockDown68 wrote: I liked Beast Wars and as for the cumming in the pants that was 300... but I will be seeing this movie when it comes out.
You came in your pants watching a movie filled with greased up, muscular men... That speaks volumes.
At 4/8/07 12:48 AM, poxpower wrote:At 4/8/07 12:35 AM, capn-g wrote: Now you know how us old coots felt when we wept... for YOU.Go back to your rocking chair gramps.
Not until you damn kids get off mah lawn!
At 4/7/07 02:47 AM, Hedwick wrote: So are we going to hear something along the lines of...
Megatron: "Mr. Optimus. Surpriesed to see me?"
Optimus: "No."
Megatron: "Then you know about it?"
Optimus: "About what?"
If we do, that's half the movie because according to outside reports the transformers themselves have a grand total of like 15 lines of dialogue. Combined.
Now you know how us old coots felt when we wept... for YOU.
At 4/6/07 02:39 AM, Sabotage wrote: Would you mind going into further detail on why you seem to hate this movie with such a passion? :p
I cannot condense my rage. Suffice it to say, this movie will be to transformers what the Masters of the Universe movie was to HeMan. Mark my words, all the pretty special effects in the world aren't going to gloss over the fact it's just another Bay clusterfuck, where explosions are considered plot points.
And Welker isn't Megatron, Hugo Weaving (Elrond/Agent Smith) is. If Welker's in it, it's probably only in his capacity to do snarly, animalistic voices (possibly for Frenzy or Scorponok). I was happy when I heard Cullen would be Prime (thrilled, even) but now that I see what a shitfest it will be, I really wish he wasn't in it...
Michael Bay is a fucking tool. This movie shits all over transformers in every way possible. I have no doubt people will love it though because people, by and large, are morons.
At 4/5/07 12:26 AM, Antiganondworf wrote: Milk in a bag? I think I've seen it all now.
Then you're far too easily impressed.
Bagged milk- the superior milk delivery system
Cars, cocks and credit cards.
I will say only this: If you own a car, you are required by law to register, liscense and insure the vehicle, an object designed as a means of transport that could kill people if it is misused. To expect less of firearms, which are designed for the express purpose of killing is not only unrealistic, it is genuinely dangerous. Societies where gun ownership is limited in this fashion generally enjoy lower gun-crime rates and indeed lower crime rates overall.
Ah, a right-wing cricle jerk/left-wing flame bait thread...
Do the math. They're the people IN CHARGE NOW.
At 3/31/07 12:38 AM, robattle wrote: Three: God said in the bible the world (inculding people) will not end.
You might want to re-read that part in Revelations. You know, where god destroys the earth and makes a new one...
It's a waste of time trying to generalize shit like this. Each of us has a unique biochemistry, upbringing and environment that will dictate whether or not you go through an uncertain phase in your sexuality. Some will, some won't, there's no rhyme or reason. Not like being a teenager isn't a psychological mine field anyway. If you haven't figured your shit out by college, then maybe you should be a little concerned.
Don't feel obligated to do things though. If you have "gay thoughts" and find them disturbing then odds are you're not gay, so don't do anything stupid. Contrary to what society's "try anything" spin tells you, you have instincts for a reason. Trust them.
At 3/30/07 09:32 PM, LinkManDX wrote: Voting day in 2012: November 6th.
End of World: 45 days later.
Shortest Presidency ever.
Your math's a little off. End of the world: Dec 22, 2012, 7:30pm EST.
Pack your shit folks, we're going away!
It's all just been a dress rehersal for 2012, that's when the shit's going down!
LIONS AND MONKEYS AND BEARS! AND GREAT CHUNKS OF MOLTEN ROCK RAINING DOWN FROM THE SKY!! MY GOD, NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN CAN BE SAVED!!! GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!!!
...or not.
At 3/30/07 02:45 PM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote: am i missing something in the evolutionary chain or is she just incredibly stupid
You may not be but apparently she did. Get her brain into an MRI, you may have just found the missing link!
You're describing (in a round-about way) luddites.
At 3/27/07 08:47 PM, shomaho wrote:At 3/27/07 08:46 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote: because you all know what March 20th is.Stephen Colbert day in that town that lost a bet?
That would be Oshawa, Ontario or as it's better known "The 'Shwa".
Oshawa: You just missed the turn off to Burlington!
At 3/27/07 10:33 PM, Crash-and-burn31 wrote: So don't fuck with them
Why, what are they gonna do, light up a doob, draw up some crappy, mispelled protest signs and chant a monotonous drone starting with "Hey-hey, ho-ho...."?
Yeah, that'll learn me...
At 3/27/07 11:45 PM, HrdrBetrFstrStgr wrote: What I am really trying to say is that I have heard very little about the existence of UFO's and aliens and cows, I say.
Were you asleep during the recent O'Hare incident? Massive craft sighted by multiple witnesses, many of them pilots (people whose jobs require they have both good eyesight and a familiarity with aircraft), over a major metropolitan airport. First denial and then casual dismissal by the FAA. Multiple photographs of said sighting, rigorously analyzed.
At 3/27/07 08:53 PM, OrphanShadow wrote: Im making my life. Im shaping it. It wasnt shaped for me.
Cling to that delusion if it helps you sleep at night...
At 3/27/07 10:04 PM, cornbin wrote: hippies aren't THAT bad...
No... they're worse...
At 3/27/07 08:09 PM, OrphanShadow wrote: Once you make a choice, life moves on, along the web. but still, the choice is there, therefore there is changeability.
HAHAHAHA! No. The "choice" you "made" was always what you were always going to do. The world doesn't come to a screeching halt because you need to decide what cereal to have for breakfast. You'll have fucking Cheerios and like it. Because you were always going to have Cheerios. Because you HAD Cheerios. Get it? Past, present, future, one continuous line. It's the cradle-to-grave express baby, no stop-overs!
At 3/27/07 07:37 PM, John-Wayne wrote: Aaand whaaat's the deal with airline peanuts these days?
WINNAR!
Bill Hicks is grossly overrated.
At 3/25/07 12:01 AM, WillPostForFood wrote: Why are there still monkeys, HMM HM?
If a malcontent makes flamebait, does it atract noobs?
Apparently, yes.
At 3/23/07 10:45 PM, Innocence-Lost wrote: seinfeld sucks.
It sure does. And briefs, I like my package to be packaged...
At 3/23/07 01:17 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: Being God is stopped being cool 14 billion years ago when God wanted to be God, then was. Get with the times, the new fad is jetpacks or laser vision or something.
You're not thinking. You could be the god OF jet packs, with the coolest jet pack ever concieved and have laser vision! Hell, you could have ten eyes with laser vision!
UNNLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIMITED PAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAA!!
