3,729 Forum Posts by "capn-g"
At 6/12/07 06:01 PM, TheBigLemon wrote: Now, I know a lot of you asshats could sit there and lie to me about it. "lulz, i dun like it", when in reality you do. But, what would be the point in that? So, honestly NG, do any of you NOT like this song?
Sex and Candy, by Marcy Playground.
I honestly don't care for it. I don't hate it but I don't like it. Satisfied? No song can be universally loved, music tastes are too diverse and there are simply too many songs.
Anal probe stimulates the prostate, producing ejaculate. Why they can't give the abductees some privacy, a cup and a copy of Hustler, I've no idea.
At 5/27/07 05:50 AM, JesushChrist wrote: If you don't think God is Evil,try to explain all this.....lol
God is indifferent. HUMANS are evil.
Of course not!
actually, yes
Dude! Shut up!
Make me!
At 5/24/07 04:55 PM, Dr-Worm wrote: We're also the only species with consciousness, reasoning, and cognitive thought.
Dolphins and Gorillas might argue that point.
Humans have existed for a very, VERY small amount of time geologically speaking. We're nothing compared to dinos.
At 5/24/07 12:13 AM, JackRabbitStudios wrote: I vote we frag this Command and Conquer.
Fire in the hole!
nuclear launch detected...
At 5/23/07 05:13 PM, HappyCheeseGuy wrote: Do you think really think God would let Uwe Boll make another movie? D:
It's punishment for our sins...
At 5/6/07 08:48 PM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: My cousin's wife worked on the transformers movie, but could only reveal general details about it.
Sure, standard NDA. Tell your cousin's wife her restraint is admirable but pointless. You see:
We have somehow aquired a transformer, and have imprisoned it, and the others come down to get it.
That's Megatron... he was found in the arctic. He was searching for the Allspark (or "energon cube", a sort of almighty game-cube). That news has been leaked for friggin' MONTHS. In fact, the whole friggin' script is available online if you look for it. I haven't been able to bring myself to read it. Like George Carlin, I like my BS fresh and up front so I can get a good, strong whiff of it.
At 5/18/07 05:55 PM, ForcedDj wrote: Vortigaunts get enslaved and becomes friends to the Resistance.
Actually, they were enslaved previously (something to do with those collars they wear) by the Combine throught the Nihilanth (Half Life end boss). Now they are free, they have joined the resistance (which is why the free vorts are naked).
At 5/17/07 03:33 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: I beg to differ.
About the irony part or the her being nothing part?
Even though her music isn't exactly my style, she's made some excellent songs, she has a good voice, and she is a pretty swell guitar player.
I suppose she's technically skilled, unlike many other "singers" nowadays so I have to give her that.
At 5/16/07 09:48 PM, StarF68 wrote: Well basically they're going to sit here next to me and watch me listen to music, go on NewGrounds, and generally surf the internet and play video games all day. Then they're going to be confused as to why the hell there was ever a complaint.
It should be highly interesting.
If that's what they see they'll no doubt log you as anti-social, fantasy prone and detached AND if the video games they see you playing are in anyway violent- a potential threat to society. You can't trust those fuckers for a second, watch your back.
So what you're ACTUALLY saying is you're mad that you're a retard and others are trying to politely point it out to you. Too bad.
She wrote an entire song on the subject of irony without once providing an ACTUAL example. She's nothing and I'm continually stunned by the fact anyone other than bitter lesbians thinks otherwise.
At 5/1/07 04:26 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: The high proportion of good Canadians can be explained by the fact that only the most elite Canadians are given computers. All the other Canadians are busy down the maple syrup mines, and saying 'eh' and pronouncing stuff if a different and humourous way.
Yep, it's true. Well, except fo the fact that Canada has the highest per capita ratio of people online in the western hemisphere (2nd overall worldwide, after South Korea). Fortunately, all americans speak english as if they were reading a dictionary....
Except New Yorkers
... and Californians
... and people from Jersey
... and Texas
... And pretty much the entire Southern states
... N'yawlins
... Bahston
... etc, etc, etc
PS. BUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
I have never even contemplated such sissy behaviour. Are you telling me there are men, STRAIGHT men who do this? My god... what's happened to the gene pool?
Fight or hide the results will be the same, enslavement or extinction.
NWO baby. Serve them or die.
O_O.
I officially got gipped in high school. >:(
At 4/23/07 07:34 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: I'm only cold because of my bleeding heart which leads to a dramatic loss of blood which subsequently lowers my blood temperature. And I'd rather have a bleeding heart than a deficient brain.
Given that level of blood loss you would in fact have both but given your level of exsanguination, I can see how you would make that mistake.
And Poppy bought his ass through Yale. And everything else he's ever done in his life, including the presidency. He's a tool, literally.
At 4/23/07 06:22 PM, DarklordMike545 wrote:At 4/23/07 06:10 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: I love how the people who bash him are twice as retarded as they portray him to be.Amen to that brother. All he has is that southern accent and people bash him for that.
It's an affected accent, he's from Maine. He also can't pronounce simple words or remember common phrases or expressions. In short, the man has the IQ of a turnip and anyone who thinks otherwise is so deeply in denial that nothing can be done for them.
Emo is the "pulp free orange juice" version of goth.
Welcome to the internet, and congratulations on coming out of your coma.
Feel free to leave, the door's right over there...
One thing's for sure: Compass manufacturers are fucked.
He's actually an aborted clone of Dick Cheney...
You'll need to get whatever version of Swift 3D is compatible.

