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Topic: Who do Canadians hate?

Posted: 09/30/07 04:49 PM

Forum: General

All Canadians are united by their hatred of Toronto.


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Topic: Oldschool users post here

Posted: 09/28/07 05:32 PM

Forum: General

Puttin the old in oldskool...


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Topic: Is Sex Overated ?

Posted: 08/30/07 08:24 PM

Forum: General

Thoroughly overrated.


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Topic: Time Travel!

Posted: 08/30/07 08:23 PM

Forum: General

This whole discussion is POINTLESS. Either time travel is impossible and is therefore not worth discussing OR time travel is possible and is therefore happening all the time (in terms of causality) and we're completely unaware/unaffected by it.


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Topic: Fuck 2012

Posted: 08/29/07 12:06 AM

Forum: General

Ends of the world I've survived:

1984
1987
1993
1997
1999
2000
2001

I ain't holding my breath for 2012... 2036 on the other hand... asteroid, near earth, we could have a winner!


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Topic: Gods truth?

Posted: 08/19/07 09:10 PM

Forum: General

At 8/19/07 06:58 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: You confuse God with religion.

Everyone always does...


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Topic: Global Warming Just A Math Error?

Posted: 08/18/07 01:04 AM

Forum: General

Even if it were the case, just who do you think funds NASA?

Consider the source; follow the money.


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Topic: Can't type apostrophies!

Posted: 08/10/07 12:57 AM

Forum: General

Lemme guess, you're using Firefox, you've got at least two web pages open, the first one has some media application playing and the one you're trying to type in won't let you use apostrophies, right?

Happens all the time. You gotta be tying in the first window and running the media in an second or subsequent window. Weird bug, only happens once in a while but it's annoying.

If that's NOT it, restart your machine.


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Topic: Why Are Girls Obsessed With Age?

Posted: 08/10/07 12:52 AM

Forum: General

For young girls, they want an older boyfriend because they feel more secure and also because they're looking for someone who they assume is more sexually experienced. In adult relationships, the woman prefers an older man because that way she remains the young one in the relationship. Remember, women are culturally conditioned to be obsessed with youth and beauty, so anything, ANYTHING that enforces either of those concepts makes them happy, even if it's as simple as being with an older man (making them by default, younger).

Remember gentlemen, it's never about you, it's always about them.


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Topic: When we die...

Posted: 08/08/07 10:27 AM

Forum: General

I have a theory. When you die, your brain releases a whopping dose of DMT, a neurochemical normally released when dreaming in very small quantities. Now, we've all had the experience at some point of having a dream that felt like it lasted for hours and suddenly snapping awake to realize we'd only been sleeping for a few minutes. That's indicative of time dilation, at least perceptually. Logically then, a massive dose of DMT should create a near infinte sense of time dilation, meaning that whatever hallucination you're having when you die (heaven, hell, whatever) will effectively last forever from your perspective, even though in reality you'll be a stiff in short order.


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Topic: Was jesus olive skinned?

Posted: 08/05/07 07:29 PM

Forum: General

See what the people who live in that area look like? He'd look like them.

END OF MOTHERFUCKING DISCUSSION.


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Topic: Thunderbirds

Posted: 08/05/07 06:06 AM

Forum: General

I liked Captain Scarlet better. Also Stingray was kinda cool.

Sssssssssstingray, Stingray!

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Topic: glen beck rules

Posted: 08/05/07 06:05 AM

Forum: General

If this post is facetious, bravo. If it's not, your BS meter may be in need of repair. Beck's mouth produces more garbage per second than most major cities.


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Topic: Ontario is not doing well

Posted: 08/04/07 07:37 PM

Forum: General

At 8/4/07 06:22 PM, Waitin-4-Waves wrote: because it just constantley raped by the fact tthat he U.S. is so much better

So much better at sucking, you mean. How's your economy doing? Oh and foreign policy? Healthcare? Border security? Infrastructure? Education? Crime rates?

Kiss our maple flavoured asses, yankee boy!

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Topic: Anyone else hate old people?

Posted: 08/02/07 05:30 AM

Forum: General

I'll tell what's more annoying than old people: teenagers.


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Topic: 20 Gayest Bands.

Posted: 08/02/07 05:19 AM

Forum: General

What about Gay Boy Bill and the Buttfuckers? They were pretty gay...


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Topic: Skittles or M&Ms?

Posted: 08/02/07 05:04 AM

Forum: General

Skittles. If I want chocolate, I'll consume it in bar format.


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Topic: Mcdonalds Vs. Kfc

Posted: 08/02/07 05:03 AM

Forum: General

At 8/2/07 04:47 AM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: I've never eaten KFC, its something I want to do before I die.

Are you joking? If not, I pity you, KFC gravy is one of the finest triumphs of chemistry! I swear you could eat old tires with it, it's THAT good.

Interesting side note, you notice how you never see rats around a McDonald's dumpster or how you never see seagulls around a KFC, even when it's near water? Curious...


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Topic: Why isn't homosexuality a problem?

Posted: 08/01/07 07:54 PM

Forum: General

At 8/1/07 10:59 AM, KemCab wrote:
At 8/1/07 02:16 AM, TheBeagle wrote: Some people are medically born gay. Now argue that.
You mean genetically, right?

Enter eugenics.

Pure eugenics wouldn't solve it, it's anomalous not something we can "breed out". You'd have to follow the Mengele model and destroy the embryos that showed the abberation.


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Topic: Humans have stopped evolving

Posted: 08/01/07 07:50 PM

Forum: General

At 8/1/07 02:22 PM, logan2oo6 wrote:
At 8/1/07 02:04 AM, TommyGun wrote: The inferior often outbreed the superior, and thus evolution by means of natural selection cease to exist.
no wonder ders always so many retarded(by that i mean really stupid people eg blondes) people

sure ya never know some weird shite mite happen

Actually blonde is a recessive gene, so there's less and les of them all the time. Eventually, as the human race continues to interbreed, natural blondes will become extinct.


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Topic: Why isn't homosexuality a problem?

Posted: 08/01/07 06:15 AM

Forum: General

At 8/1/07 02:22 AM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: Umm... because it's wrong?

Says who? You? See, you have your own personal set or morals, they're not universal.

I think humanity is bored to the point where same sex is interesting if you guys are trying to convince me that homosexuality is ok.

You don't have to think it's ok. Hell, I find it a little creepy myself but shouting moral pronouncements won't change anything (espescially considering it's a genetic issue, not a "lifestyle choice").

Ain'tcha heard? They're here. They're queer. Etc.


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Topic: I fucking hate Dennis Miller.

Posted: 08/01/07 06:06 AM

Forum: General

He was funny back in the day but ever since he became the comedian cheerleader for the Bush administration his work has lost it's bite.


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Topic: Humans have stopped evolving

Posted: 08/01/07 06:02 AM

Forum: General

Humans no longer need to evolve naturally, we haven't since we created the first tools and suddenly discovered we could manipulate the environment to suit our needs. Now we steer evolution through vaccines, genetic research and cybernetics. Soon we'll achieve technological singularity and enter a post-human era. In other words, we will intiate the next evolutionary change ourselves.


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Topic: There is no God!

Posted: 08/01/07 05:55 AM

Forum: General

The existence or non-existence of God (or gods) cannot be conclusively proven either way because by definition alone, a superior being is SUPERIOR and we (and all our various sciences) are INFERIOR.

Religion is a human invention. It does not have any effect whatsoever on the existence/non-existence of God(s). It does however have a tremendous effect on US. So, if you're going to try and make these arguments (or link to videos that provide same) you should take a moment to define exactly what it is you're arguing against: God or religion. The two are very, very different.


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Topic: Why do people like Ron Paul so much

Posted: 07/27/07 06:44 PM

Forum: General

Everyone loves a crazy underdog?


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Topic: Does I.Q. really mean that much?

Posted: 07/27/07 06:43 PM

Forum: General

At 7/27/07 05:38 AM, Aci6 wrote: Eitstein had an estimate I.Q of 150, ou exceed limits of human potential

Einstien's IQ was much higher than that. 160+ is considered genius IQ. Bullshit online IQ tests are not as accurate as those performed by psychologists who can interpret choices rather than simply record correctness and speed.


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Topic: Why do Atheist hate God?

Posted: 07/24/07 08:45 PM

Forum: General

At 7/24/07 08:05 PM, SirXVII wrote:
At 7/24/07 08:02 PM, capn-g wrote:
Sin of PRIDE, you lose.
Wow.

You're a moderator.

I'd figure you'd be smarter than that.

I am, I just felt it needed to be pointed out.

Wait, I'm a moderator? No way...


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Topic: Why do Atheist hate God?

Posted: 07/24/07 08:02 PM

Forum: General

At 7/24/07 07:04 PM, SirXVII wrote: I hope at some point you all learn your ways, but I won't feel any sympathy when I am reaping the glories of heaven and you are burning in the deepest darkest pit of Hell.

Sin of PRIDE, you lose.


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Topic: Learning Japanese

Posted: 07/13/07 07:14 PM

Forum: General

Douitashimashite, rezic-kun.

Suffixes denote status within society. In brief:

-sama: lord, master, anyone of higher rank than you
-san: sir/madam, mister/missus, anyone of status equal to yours, general polite level
-kun: buddy, chum, "dude", a personal aquaintence, males only
-chan: dear, honey, "little one" used to address girls and all children

Obenkyou shimasu!


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Topic: Learning Japanese

Posted: 07/10/07 07:04 PM

Forum: General

Don't listen to these dipshits, not one of them has the intelligence or the dedication to study another language.

If you're SERIOUS about it, you'll need two things:

The Modern Reader's Japanese- English Character Dictionary by Nelson (published by Tuttle)

and

The Kodansha Japanese-English Dictionary

Also recommended, Martin's Pocket Dictionary E-J, J-E and lots and lots of patience...

O shiawase na!


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