scatfield

Seinfeld
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Life and Times of Tim

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjFaenf1T -Y&feature=fvw

New Hippie Music

Check it check it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LFlBfSnp zQ&feature=related

yup

At 11/25/09 03:53 PM, Tykwa wrote: Smoke Responsibly.

how does one do this

At 11/25/09 05:40 PM, Minion777 wrote: I AM KING

.

this amuses me greatly.

I sleep with four pillows, sometimes occasionally a fifth pillow on the left side for comfortable hugging. I also usually fall asleep with the t.v on (don't worry energy concerned folks, I put the sleep timer on), and I always sleep with both of my remotes and my phone beside me.. in my bed. Not sure why, just habit. A glass of water just incase I wake up with a dry mouth, and the window cracked open because I prefer to sleep in a cold room and a warm bed versus a warm room and a warm bed. Nothing worse than being too hot while you're trying to sleep. All of this is done in regular boxer briefs sans any pajamas or t-shirts or silly things of that nature.

I used to sleep naked, but the problem of rolling over on to one of your balls is far too common.

the second best mod ever to be found on the end of a stick

gratslol

Souls of Mischief

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Souls_of_Mi schief

Liquid Swords

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_Swor ds

yes.

I spend most of my time chauffeuring family members about town while I secretly get high in alley ways in between dropping them off at places.

Nobody
suspects
a
thing

sniff

today humor died on the bbs

r.i.p humor

1999-2009

At 11/22/09 11:20 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote:

At 11/22/09 11:15 PM, Canas wrote: i'm almost positive I remember the actual thread in which your sig originated in and to this day continue to be surprised that you haven't gotten anything cooler

Oh really?

My sig originated in this 5-year-old thread (scroll all the way down to the bottom). I just don't think it's worth it to change a sig this old, and people have, on and off, offered to make new sigs for me which I turned down repeatedly.

Yessir, that's the one. In my infinite memory I recall the thread from when it was made, despite it being not unlike many threads in that time.

I was a big advocate for keeping my signature, I had mine for many years as well up until animated signatures were phased out. The signature without the animation being quite pointless at least to me

At 11/22/09 03:58 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: I've had this sig for more than 5 years, so I know there are people who recognize me by mine.

i'm almost positive I remember the actual thread in which your sig originated in and to this day continue to be surprised that you haven't gotten anything cooler

a man of many words

many great words. Great words like "pontificate". And "subsidize". His words were often great, and manly.

Hats off to this wordy worldly great manly man.

At 11/22/09 05:24 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Hey Canas....Is this just "General regulars thread 2.0"?

Nay, do not get confused my brethren. This is not simply a place where you all may dump your proverbial internet filth and spam and the like. It's a metaphorical "thread of requirement", where everything you can imagine comes true.

At 11/22/09 11:47 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote: I'd rather have one genuine sentence of appreciation than a thousand pages of ass-kissing hollow sicophantism wherever I go.

My friend you are on to the true nature of the creation of this thread. And the true nature of the general forum. But hush now, you may end up blurting out the not-so-obvious drab sarcasm and pure distasteful hatred laced within the cracks of my post. The holy grail of insults and disgust aimed at the public, hidden in plain view.

:)

At 11/22/09 02:15 AM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: oh god finally

I've been waiting years for this thread

every night, I stay online until 3:45 AM, refreshing the General thread list every 13 seconds and control + F'ing my own name, just praying that someone will mention my name in a thread title

so many sleepless, tear-filled nights

so many melancholy dreams

so much angry masturbation

thank you for finally putting my soul to rest

I'm very concerned about your feelings, and the expression of those feelings.

I'm also concerned with what you have to say on the subject, on all subjects, and on any subjects.

Don't forget

that

everything

I give this thread

an official seal.

That's official.

whats with all the junk in here?

probably came from all the

junkies

haaaaaaa

At 11/22/09 01:38 AM, Jackdabomb wrote: Augh man. He's praising WeirdJamFace. Looks like it's about him and not any of us.

/attentionwhoring

Hey now Jack, a response to any one of us is a response to all. Because we all have a "response-ability", to each other! Don't you see?

Braveheart is awesome!

This topic is like a cool breeze on a hot day. It's made for you, and it soothes your soul. Even lions enjoy the occasional cool breeze.

At 11/22/09 01:31 AM, WeirdJamFace wrote: Umm...
I like the Ace Ventura series.

Ohhhh man I love those movies, SHA-KA-KA ohh hoh it cracks me up every time

You. Yes you. This entire topic is dedicated to you. In this topic, you will find that everybody laughs at your jokes, everybody agrees with your political opinions and everybody has the same tastes as you do. How does this work? Don't ask me. Ask yourself,

Everybody replies to what you write in this topic. Not only that, but after they reply they will immediately head to your profile page, get you some monthly earnings, and comment lovingly on your latest news post. Some will even send you PM's, exclaiming your name from the internet rooftops in glory and admiration. My, that's a wonderful sig you have. Hey, I really enjoyed your favorite flash films. Your reviews are the most helpful of all.

More attention you say? Of course. This topic is after all, all about you. We will all make a news post, containing the names of everybody in this topic. Until we are all on eachother pages, that way even when it isn't about you, it's still about you. Perhaps your name will even be put in our signatures, so when you're not around, you're still around. Is it your birthday? Guess what, we've already made a topic, just for you. Happy birthday, great job.

what you want

isn't it

what you want?

At 8/12/09 07:22 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: Hitler!

duhhhr hitler wanted to kill the human race

read a book.

At 8/12/09 07:20 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: Has anyone had a fascination or idea at one point in their life of getting rid of humanity?
Just mass killing through some method to make humans extinct?
What method would be the quickest and most effective way?

Sometimes. Sometimes I think about killing a bunch of people. Maybe that makes me a maniac, maybe that makes us both maniacs. Maybe everybody else is the maniac. Who's to say.

At 11/19/09 01:32 PM, blazer133 wrote:

At 11/19/09 01:30 PM, Canas wrote: Nobody notices anybody, and it's going to be that way for the rest of your life until you die alone. Just like everybody else

Do you die alone if you take someone with you?

Of course not you hold hands and skip in to the afterlife together.

Nobody notices anybody, and it's going to be that way for the rest of your life until you die alone. Just like everybody else

At 11/18/09 05:12 PM, djsumara wrote: So is it the weed that messes up my high? One day so lazy/tired/hungry and the other I am active/happy/laughing at everything.

Sounds to me like you're just getting high.

I consider it to be a bit of a roller coaster sometimes. Some days i'm up, some days i'm out there. It all depends on the company, or lack there of, and what exactly you're DOING. Being unproductive seems to bring on that sort of lazy, hungry attitude. Doing something fun and exciting and new should make you gitty, yadda yadda

To me, it's just a mood enhancer and an anxiety duller.

I think the real reason why this game is censored and the one before it was not is because of the introduction of melee weapons. For some reason, the general public finds it more disturbing to beat someone's head in with a lead pipe versus blowing their head off with a high-powered sniper rifle.

Really strange that the Aussies would ban it though, of all people.

At 11/18/09 09:31 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/17/09 11:19 PM, Canas wrote: I spend two hours making an insane rollercoaster and everytime I finish it's far too insane for anybody to want to ride. :(

Haha, that has to be the biggest kick in the nuts when playing this game. I've tried making some epic coasters before but they often failed and were too intense for 99% of the guests. I'm much better off making short-medium length coasters than longer ones. Also, I have this rule where I either have a mechanic taking care of one roller coaster or only have one train per ride to prevent crashes, so epic coasters aren't really ideal for me. I really hate it when I lose guests as a result of that and have a terrible park rating.

My coasters RARELY crash, and it usually has something to do with rain if they do. I like to make twinning wood rollercoasters that go underground, and actually have most of their track underneath the rest of it. There's like, an unlimited amount of space to deal with. It wasn't until the last time I played that I actually discovered you can build rides underground.

Waterslides are probably my favorite to custom build though. Now, accidents on THOSE.. happen frequently. Hahah, gotta love those inner-tubes launching up in to the sky and EXPLODING

Jumping out of a window on the map Bloc from Call of Duty 4, I zoomed in mid air and sniped a fellow in the head who was about twenty feet away before landing on the ground. The replay surely would've inspired him to poop himself.

Of course, I do that shit all the time. That's just the most recent one I can remember. There were many epic gaming moments on Halo 2 now lost forever.

Maynard James Keenan or Mike Patton.

easily far more talented