Sorry to all you guys who've only had 1 or no relationships. Kinda sad. I'd help ya out but your all too far away from me. Just talk to girls about shit. Don't be self-conscious cause we w\don't care about that kind of stuff and find you more attractive if you just try to be friendly and nice.

It's a haven for furries.

This is the 612th post. And my name is NOT jpork.

Fuck you.

I once won a pencil that was inside tila tequilas ass from a radio station,

also 610th post..

This is the 609th post.

This is the 608th post.

At 11/28/09 09:41 AM, ifureadthisdie wrote: Will the car make a full recovery?

HAHAHAHA LMFAO

At 11/28/09 07:16 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: On a related note: I managed to talk to my ex for the first time in months and she managed to reach a new low with her homophobia. Honestly, it was awe-inspiring what she was coming out with.

:( sorry to hear that. A bunch of my friends are now being dicks to me because it contradicts their religious beliefs. I hate living in a town with a bunch of poor black christians. Now I need to start carrying a knife to school because people have been threatening me.

You're overthinking this. It's a CARTOON.

Are you sure it wasn't Obama?

They look exactly the same...

That is a great idea. Make sure to document your adventure so someone can make a movie about it.

At 11/27/09 03:24 PM, Captain-Ben wrote:

At 11/27/09 03:22 PM, UberCream wrote:

At 11/27/09 03:21 PM, topic wrote:

No we're still not supposed to use animated icons. It's the same thing with sigs, it's possible to upload them but you're not supposed to use them.

at least that's my understanding

are you supposed to ban someone now?

Mehh, that was on raywilliamjohnsons channel like 2 weeks ago.

At 11/27/09 03:15 PM, EpicFail wrote: This whole Octopus thing is gay as fuck.

Ohhrly????

At 11/25/09 07:59 AM, Jonners wrote:

At 11/17/09 08:48 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

Paper can't be folded more than 7 times.

Yes it can, very easily too. I think you meant to say that it can't be folden in half more thatn 7 times.

Actually, on mythbusters they proved that a large amount of paper can fold in half 15 times. A piece of paper the size of the visible universe could fold in half 700,000,000,000,000,000 times.

Wait, the newgrounds chat is here?

When she won't just send pics even though she's naked and done it 400 times before.

Becau- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HES TORTURING ME!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!! DAMN YOU WADE!!!!!!

At 11/27/09 03:41 AM, UberCream wrote: I suggest not thinking about it too hard.

D:

D:

This thread is totally unnecessary and there should be a rule to ban your ass for pissing me off with retarded shit.

Congratulation, you have no life.

I went through that phase, trust me it'll pass. Don't kill any squirrels or anything. Just wait til your 15.

Awesome stuff so far! Keep it up!!!

At 11/19/09 04:37 PM, Gagsy wrote: Exactly.

Cartoons aren't getting any shitter, we're just getting older. Kid cartoons just don't appeal to us like we used to, but we will always view the ones we watched as the best because they were what made us happy as children, and we remember those feelings.

But ren and stimpy is still the best show ever.

What now, bitch?

Some hip hop, some isn't

I know, it's pathetic. Some of my poorer friends had to get up at 2am to stand outside walmart with their parents.

Well my sister had to get up at 3:25 am to get ready for work. Target is going to be busy as shit today lol.

I had to see that with a friend cuz she dragged me along. You hit the nail on the head.

inb4cockjoke