At 12/1/09 04:56 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote:

At 11/24/09 09:42 AM, Cally wrote: I don't live far from you at all. Not going to this one, but the next summer one I could always accompany you.

That doesn't sound bad, what do you mean "accompany"? Do you mean give me a lift with other Bristol users?

Anyway, me & some other people from the South West of England should arrange a west country hook up in Bristol.

Lol!
Well, still dependant if I drive over or get the bus. I usually get the bus but the commute time is crazy for the distance, so have been considering driving for the next one. The offer is for any regular users *ie that I've heard of, and were planning to attend anyway* who live in my area who would otherwise be nervous about travelling to the big smoke alone.

Bear in mind it would be your responsibility to arrange a place to crash and if under 18, something to do when us old'uns go out drinking later - ie I'm not a babysitter/bodyguard/substitute parent for anyone.

I'm sure it would taste really nice... I just never fancied the idea of drinking uncooked eggs mixed with cream and sugar. I wonder how many people get sick after thanksgiving/christmas after drinking it? Granted, it's probably related to the alcohol too... but still.

At 11/26/09 05:12 PM, citricsquid wrote:

At 11/26/09 05:08 PM, SCUD14 wrote:

At 11/26/09 05:04 PM, citricsquid wrote: This sounds like an ITV gameshow plot. Pitted against each other in real life and on the internet, who can over come their weakness? I'd pay for liljim and bbm wrestling. Totally.

Lubed up with honey perhaps. And a pack of ravenous honey badgers. Otherwise it's not worth the money.

How do I pitch this to ITV?

I'm still crying, tears are literally pouring down my cheeks as I type this. :)

This could be a bush trial on I'm a Celebrity....
And in the red corner...., And in the blue corner

Happy birthday Mori <3

At 11/24/09 06:41 AM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote:

At 11/24/09 05:56 AM, therealanimator wrote: gothclawz..why the hell is your family coming?

My dad sometimes takes us to London, I might be able to arrange that sooner. If this meet up was next summer I could come alone. I'm only 16 you know & I live all the way in Bristol. :L

I don't live far from you at all. Not going to this one, but the next summer one I could always accompany you.

A nice case, or a maintenance kit (polishing cloths, key oil etc.). Or some sheet music of her favourite stuff. Don't know really.

At 11/22/09 07:10 PM, CrazyKittyCat0 wrote:

At 11/22/09 02:40 PM, Lunaful wrote:

At 11/22/09 02:36 PM, Cally wrote:

Not really something she can open in front of her parents ;)

Hehe pretty much :D

All the women in my family love getting stuff like pyjamas, fluffy socks, perfume, hot chocolate or chocolate fondue sets. Generally anything warm and homely. In winter that kind of stuff goes down really well :)

Those are awesome ideas.

Hey! I'm a girl. Why do you BOYS always assume that girls just LOOOVE getting SOCKS??? We're like you, we like cool gifts. Unless we're over 40.

Did you check my profile before posting? ;) I was talking about those super fluffy bright socks you put on to get all toasty ^.^

At 11/22/09 05:42 PM, Lil-Jak wrote: Hey NG i'm undecided on my foot tattoo. I want it on the sole of my foot and i want it to either say:
'Made in China' or have 'Powered by Source' .
What do you guys think?

I think you should get 'ANDY' tattooed on the bottom of your foot. Like this:

At 11/22/09 02:50 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel /interactive/a090/

That's awesome. Think you'd need to be past a certain stage of the relationship to get away with that in public though ;)

At 11/22/09 02:28 PM, Lunaful wrote: Specifically for my Girlfriend.

Now for any of the smart arses on NG theses are out of the Question:
-Lingerie(I'll get a smack in the face for Christmas then)
-Sex toys(Like above)
-Sex in general(Out of the question....for the moment at least XD )
-Nothing to expensive(Student lifestyle isn't accustomed to lavish spending)

Not really something she can open in front of her parents ;)

I had a few ideas floating in the stratosphere of my mind;
-Perfume(She always smells nice)
-Lady Gaga's album(She loves her music)
-Twilight on DVD(She isn't a twi-hard but she thought "new moon" was good

Any suggestions would be awesome.

All the women in my family love getting stuff like pyjamas, fluffy socks, perfume, hot chocolate or chocolate fondue sets. Generally anything warm and homely. In winter that kind of stuff goes down really well :)

At 11/22/09 04:43 AM, Judzfell wrote:

unfortunatly, she probably WILL miscarrage, I doubt she has already, I think its too early.

Actually, most miscarriages happen without the woman realising she's even pregnant, though it's highest risk in the first trimester (3 months).

But with her attitude and direction, this baby aint being born alive.

If she hasn't already miscarried from what you described earlier, she'll be lucky if the baby comes out normal and healthy with the amount of abuse she's putting her body through. I don't get the 'pop' though. She'd have more likely felt the worst period cramps she's experienced in her life. If she's only a few weeks it's so small she won't see it come out. It'll mostly be all the blood and gack from her uterus lining.

Short biology lesson for those who didn't pay attention: the uterus/womb lining builds up monthly in preparation for pregnancy, and breaks down in the form of the monthly period if fertilisation doesn't take place. If a woman becomes pregnant, the lining remains as a cushion and the fertilised egg attaches to it.

At 11/22/09 12:02 PM, DumbassDude wrote: That's right, me, the fucking animal guru was just moments ago, bitten by my very own cat.

Sounds like a cat :)

Here I am sitting, doing some research for a topic we are studying at college, when my cat comes in begging for a nice stroke, so me the kind samaritan I am, decide to stroke it for abit. I'm stroking, it's rubbing itself up against me in some sort of orgasmic lust for a good ear scratching, when all of a sudden she bites me and pisses off as fast as lightning around the corner.

You may have hit the nail on the head with your description of her behaviour there. Cats bite for many reasons, but one is as a sign of affection. She probably only ran off after being startled by your reaction, though I'm guessing with her tail straight up?

This has never happened before, I never expected this to happen either as I am the only person in the house that gives it any attention when it yearns for it, the fucking ungrateful bitch. You know what that means? Fuck the cat, it can get attention from somewhere else because if the twat comes in my room again i'll drown the cunt. Well not really, but I'm pissed off with Kitty (Oh thats right, my cerebral palsy inflicted sister named this cock, Kitty).

I'm a dog person anyway, because cats are mischievous little cunts. Discuss.

tl;dr - My cat bit me, fuck that cat, my opinions regarding the situation, and I prefer dogs.

If you don't want her to bite you, pull your hand away and tap her nose. And avoid scratching her stomach for too long ;)

At 11/21/09 05:35 PM, Koolguy265 wrote: I hated snakes and ladders because i would get a snake right before i win.

I used to hate when mouse trap came out of the cupboard. It used to take so many turns to actually build the thing... eventually we'd just build the trap right at the beginning and just go around the board normally.

Fizzy drinks, fizzy pop, pop.

The water in my area is very hard so it tastes very chalky and slightly bitter. I tend to not drink plain water if I'm at home for this reason, unless I've filtered it.
Others I guess only like to drink water, and it's convenient to just buy it cold and ready to drink than to filter it.

Congratulations Sanjay and Amanda! :)

At 11/19/09 10:58 AM, deckheadtottie wrote:

At 11/19/09 09:43 AM, FurryDemon wrote: What incident?

Your fate is sealed.

lol :) PM'ed you furry, so I don't get teh banstick. ;)

This *was* the official Newgrounds chat until about 2, 3 years ago. Then there was a small... incident... and it was made unofficial and the link/java app removed from the top of the site.

At 11/18/09 11:28 AM, FurryOwlet wrote: Silly child, all girls are where they are meant to be, kitchens.

In recent years, when laptops have became more popular, more girls can access the internet whilst still slaving away in the kitchen.

We're good at multi-tasking like that.

At 11/18/09 07:18 PM, LifeinClocktopia wrote: Something called Green AV. It screwed around with my flash files, and it immediately installed all this crap on my computer. This thing kept on trying to download, and everytime I turned my computer on, I needed to close it. It kept telling me certain websites weren't safe, so it blocked them.
I had to get reloaded.

I had one once, it was called a little brother. He'd randomly delete program files from my computer when I still lived at home.

Other than that, nothing. I run a limited account for my daily work though, and switch to admin for installation - I think that's probably prevented a lot of crap.

At 11/18/09 07:15 PM, Kiryuku wrote:

At 11/18/09 07:05 PM, camobch0 wrote: its just an ad for nova scotia

Ya its pretty obvious that its fake. Click the relase date button and its just an add for Nova Scotia. Do you really think its possible to have a phone that small that can make fucking coffe, have an electric shaver, and a god damn harmonica? Come on people.

I'd love a phone that could brew coffee for me in the morning... then I don't have to drag my sorry self downstairs for my caffeine fix in the morning - I can just turn my phone on.

"Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.... Pomegranite Phone!"
...
Doesn't quite roll of the tongue as nicely as it should.

Looks pretty, but you can tell even without following the link it's fake.

I'm not a big fan of either processed or spicey foods, so I'm going with pizza.

At 11/14/09 08:27 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 11/13/09 04:44 PM, Cally wrote: What is this place?

I don't know. All I know is that it's not DisneyLand - that's where my relatives said that we were going. Lying sods.

Did this used to be the old Co-op?

I do hope that you're not taking the mickey out of me again :(
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 65990

I was told DisneyLand too, lying gits! I'M CUTTING THEM OUT OF MY WILL!
I was referring to the supermarket ;)

No, the prostate allows for one or the other to happen at any one time.
About the prostate

I absolutely hate heights unless I'm secure. Like, on a rollercoaster or something where I'm fastened in, I'm fine. The London Eye? No problem. But I went up a fire tower when I was in New Hampshire a few weeks ago and was absolutely bricking it. My knuckles were white where I was gripping the railing so hard and I was shivering, despite it being 90F out.
Heights? *shudders* Keep 'em.

What is this place?
Did this used to be the old Co-op?

you... you're only as old as you feel....
What's your name again?
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Where am I?

It's really unlikely I'm going to be able to make this one :( combo of work/money - just before christmas isn't the best time for me having drinking money to spare once the kids presents are bought and wrapped, boo.
Be sure to take lots of pictures so I can be jellyous, k?

I have something very similar myself, only it buttons up to the neck and is red in colour. That style of coat is very fashionable at the moment and being a classic cut too it'll do you a while.
One thing I'd say - factor cleaning costs in when you choose. If it's pure wool, it'll need dry cleaning which can run pricey. Otherwise, get a wool/poly blend which is machine washable :)