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Author Search Results: 'CafeJava'

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Topic: some CD's

Posted: 10/21/09 03:28 PM

Forum: General

yeah I know a whole $2.25


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Topic: some CD's

Posted: 10/21/09 03:18 PM

Forum: General

anybody want some alice in chains, motorhead, van halen, or anything?

tits


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Topic: Pranks to pull on asshole teachers

Posted: 10/04/09 11:57 PM

Forum: General

well Ill just leave this be then
everyone will forget about it anyway
wont matter in like 2 months
the guy will end up saying the wrong thing to the wrong person anyway


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Topic: Pranks to pull on asshole teachers

Posted: 10/04/09 06:38 PM

Forum: General

so the other day this teacher took my phone away while I was talking to someone
keep in ind the whole time, I was talking to my friend from camp who was molested by a 60 year old man
true story
So he takes it from me, I explain to him what happened with my friend and that I was sorry my mind wasn't on the school rules
he doesn't give a shit, he even tried to shut me up while telling him the story
so what happens? He tries to get me suspended for a week for "disrespecting him"
It's not the me being suspended thing that pisses me off, but it's the fact he was so unsympathetic to my friend
nobody else was with us when he took the phone away, the hallway was empty
He told me because I "disrespected him" I needed to be punished
Total abuse of power
so what prank can I pull on him?
What can I do to him that's a giant anonymous FUCK YOU to him?
oh yeah just throwing this out there, he flirts with the freshman girls and cleverly finds ways to feel them up


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Topic: Mommy told me to go outside

Posted: 08/15/09 10:23 AM

Forum: General

go outside
maybe i should try this somethime


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Topic: Top10 Best Movies Of All Time Are ?

Posted: 08/11/09 09:39 PM

Forum: General

1. Back to the Future
2. A Clockwork Orange
3. Boogie Nights
4. M

then in no particular order
Eyes Without a Face
Magnolia
Dawn of the Dead (1978, not the 2004 zack snyder masterpiece of shit)
Blazing Saddles
and thats it for me, these lists are hard lol


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Topic: are you well known on NG?

Posted: 08/09/09 09:42 AM

Forum: General

I have no clue but I remember a few people telling me
"god dammit cafejava, stop posting everybody hates you"


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Topic: Help off any experienced Ebayers?

Posted: 08/09/09 09:37 AM

Forum: General

I would say start a dispute on ebay


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Topic: Your first memory.

Posted: 08/01/09 10:45 AM

Forum: General

I remember I was maybe 2 or 3
me and my brother were looking at a spider on a deck of my family's old house


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Topic: San Diego Comic-Com

Posted: 07/02/09 05:43 PM

Forum: General

indeed im going to con!


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Topic: Worst soda ever?

Posted: 06/26/09 12:03 AM

Forum: General

red bull cola cola


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Topic: The most pain you've ever had?

Posted: 06/24/09 01:53 PM

Forum: General

last year my left lung collapsed


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Topic: Top 3 Progressive Rock bands.

Posted: 06/21/09 05:17 PM

Forum: General

1. Tool
2. Tool
3. Tool


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Topic: Describe Your Last Orgasm...

Posted: 06/21/09 11:51 AM

Forum: General

Watchmen

Because it was almost as dissapointing as that movie


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Topic: The Jonas Brothers went too far.

Posted: 06/17/09 12:52 PM

Forum: General

I' not a beatles fan
but this is too far
they cover tool Im fucking killing them


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Topic: district 9

Posted: 06/15/09 10:12 PM

Forum: General

I thinkt he studio made a huge mistake now
I thought the movie looked amazing when I first saw the trailer and I started rewatching it
But now I saw it again last night and I noticed it was changed, and that small change fucked it
in the original trailer the aliens face was pixelated and it made it feel more like a real documentary
but they fucked it by unblurring it!!!


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Topic: lost maynard song

Posted: 06/08/09 04:44 PM

Forum: General

ok so tool, best band int he world
listening to a song for hte past couple years I thought was jambi
but now I realized the, well I can't say where I got it, so I'll use code
so the PIE I downloaded didnt came without Jambi or Rosetta Stoned
I downloaded Jambi off of PIEwire and it's not fucking Jambi
it's a song that's 5:48
has the lyrics in it, I cant understand them all
I understood EVERY WILL BECOMES A CHORE
and BLIND YOUR EYES

any clue what this is?
im almost sure it's tool
It's definitley maynard


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Topic: R.i.p David Carradine

Posted: 06/04/09 03:49 PM

Forum: General

Is anyone else shocked by his death?
If you don't know who he his, maybe youll recognize him in kill bill as bill
he was a classic actor and now he's dead
he hung himself in a hotel in thailand
dead at 72

Goodbye David Carradine
We'll miss you


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Topic: A public armor law?

Posted: 06/03/09 10:45 PM

Forum: General

At 6/3/09 10:42 PM, Shakyjake wrote: I'd wear an old suit of armour. Imagine walking down the street in this shit! No one would fuck with you.

true


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Topic: Sex at School?!?!?!

Posted: 06/03/09 09:01 PM

Forum: General

14, stilla virgin
looking at the way it is now, I will be the 60 year old virgin


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Topic: Scarriest shit ever.

Posted: 05/30/09 11:39 PM

Forum: General

Ive had some weird dreams, most memorable involving me stuck at a house with locusts and tim allen for a week


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Topic: elvira intros

Posted: 05/16/09 07:43 PM

Forum: General

this is random
does anybody know where I could find all of the elvira intros?


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Topic: Photoshop Lil Wayne!

Posted: 04/16/09 09:00 PM

Forum: General

I cal him...
lil' atkinson

Photoshop Lil Wayne!


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Topic: Favorite Pump-Up songs?

Posted: 04/07/09 07:57 PM

Forum: General

GET TO THE CHOPPA!
by austrian death machine


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Topic: what school steryotype are you?

Posted: 04/05/09 10:44 AM

Forum: General

I'm a quiet kid
I'm sure some people in PE think I'm even retarted because since there was an odd number in the class, and I really have no friends in PE, I am paired up with the retarted kid

But yeah I'm quiet, and some people probably think I'm a douchebag because this kid I know brock who's a huge douchebag and tool always follows me around


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Topic: Easier life.

Posted: 04/03/09 02:53 PM

Forum: General

life sucks now


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Topic: short

Posted: 04/02/09 07:38 PM

Forum: General

I just did a short film
I do a lot of shitty flash movies for fun, that I have on newgrounds, I don't take them seriousley at all just so you know, most of them I did between ages 11-13 when I joined ng
I would love your criticism on a recent short film I've done
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juE3BESCK _Y&feature=channel_page
I'm going to the wrong place for this aren't I?


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Topic: ichat

Posted: 03/23/09 09:13 PM

Forum: General

is there a way i could clear the transfers on the transfer window without opening it
whenever i open it, it freezes
how do I fix this?


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Topic: April will be epic.

Posted: 03/14/09 08:48 AM

Forum: General

cool
I get my hellraiser box set in the mail in april


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