Hey, the parties not over yet but me and the misses are heading home. Thanks for having us, Tom. Until next year, Newgrounds.

Have yourself a happy Clock Day. Remember to drive home safely.

Good night!

At 8/15/09 05:00 PM, Phantom wrote:
A disgrace to even the biggest stat whores. I know the meaning of profit, but now Newgrounds has sold out even more than before. Just when you think a private domain can make its own rules, they fold and become a toilet for every miserable .swf file ever created.

And some say his heart grew TEN sizes that day!

1. jonas bros
2. miley cyrus
3. selena gomez

At 7/16/09 09:09 PM, seductive-dolli wrote: God is real...we exsist due to him....we live by his grace...If you know of him and denounce him repent..he chooses were will end up afterlife

read your bible
don't listen to everything people say

you can have only one God
please people who are no better than you or please God

stop trying to get people to convince you he's real when you know it....

"I try to find the "good" in filth." - seductive-dolli

are you calling religion filth? if you are, that's very offensive.

hey what's up i'm chad and this my bro we've been sxe for 23 years ok

I do not know of the LORD you speak of friend but let me assure you that STRAWBERRYCLOCK is the SAVIOUR of us all. Through STRAWBERRYCLOCK we are at peace. We, THE CLOCK CREW, invite you to join us and be ONE and WHOLE with the WORLD.

Why are you getting so many cuts on your hands that an entire glove would be necessary?

I love you.

Sincerely,

The Clock Crew

I love you.

I am the messenger of Peace. I bring to you the word of the Clock. The Clock that is Strawberry told unto me of a great divine life. It is my duty, my dear friends, that I tell it to you. I bring to you a life of bliss and beauty. One of unimaginable prosperity and kindness.

Friends, your salvation is near!

StrawberryClock commands only that you Obey his word. In his last breathes he told unto us, "Obey, Heed, and Fifen." And we, his benevolent children, have done so.

By following the Clock Crew I am a better person. Take my hand and free yourself from your pathetic and sinful lives! Take my hand and see the truth through the glass of the Clock! Take my hand and live forever - for you cannot kill a Clock!

Come to us; live in peace.

Hell.

Eve was Adams sister.

Well, at least they're not a bunch of communist.

Change I can believe in!

The Clock Crew is like Elvis Presley moments before his death.

The Clock Crew is a horrible monstrosity unworthy of the love and unwarranted mainstream success it has received. I hope it dies cold and alone.

The Clock Crew runs Google.

Looks like an interesting idea. Hopefully I can get some free time and join this.

At 12/30/08 01:44 PM, Yamor wrote: I'm sure he loved you when he shut you down because of the duck fla.

The Clock Crew was never shut down and I talked to him throughout the whole ordeal. Love without hardship is not love at all.

Give thanks to Wade Fulp.

Wait... We don't love Wade Fulp like that? Oh... Ok! Let's all (platonicly) love Wade Fulp!

At 12/29/08 08:55 PM, MissingNYC wrote: then if you guys really respect Wade... disband

Wade Fulp and Tom Fulp love the Clock Crew mutually. Tom Fulp is currently hosting one of our many beautiful websites on his Newgrounds.com server. Tom Fulp has given us a home, free of charge. Tom Fulp and Wade Fulp are like a mother and father to the Clock Crew.

At 12/29/08 08:53 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: and why exactly are you telling us this?

This is an open letter to Wade Fulp. I am telling Wade Fulp that the Clock Crew loves him. You are ease dropping on my letter of approval.

There is also a thread directed below this bashing on Wade Fulp.

Without Wade Fulp Newgrounds.com would not be the enjoyable flash website that it is today. The Clock Crew understands that Wade Fulp is trying to do his best at running Newgrounds and deserve nothing less than respect and admiration. Wade Fulp is also a vital member in the Fulp brothers brotherhood. Wade Fulp puts up with newgrounds.com users every single day. The Clock Crew respects this: The Clock Crew understand that Newgrounds.com is full of stupid people (including the Clock Crew) who are annoying. If I had to deal with Newgrounds.com users on a regular basis (without the guidance and love of StrawberryClock) I would kill myself. The Clock Crew admires Wade Fulp's lack of suicide attempts.

The Clock Crew <3 Wade Fulp.

Old Rock N' Roll: Pink Floyd was dreary, Led Zeppelin was generic, and The Beatles are dead.

"The greatest hits and bands in music compiled over the last 100 (50+) years is way better than the last 8 years!"

Did I get your argument right? Great. Miley Cyrus is a masterpiece, you just aren't down with the crowd.

StrawberryClock is the life within my veins. It brings me nourishment and strength. It is my ever lasting bond, it is me.

The body of the Clock may be brought outside the body. Only there can it truly shine in the light of the Strawberry. It is said in the Clock Crew, that the body and the Clock are together with the B, one, though separate. As the Strawberry is the body, the Clock of the face, and the B which binds them. Praise B, the StrawberryClock.

At 11/10/08 11:16 AM, Asalraalaikum wrote: I don't want to be a clock.
Baaeahhh!

We cannot force you to the see the light. The Clock Crew can only continue to prosper and show its splendor to those who look for it. Those who look need not look any further for they gaze upon the pinnacle of internet communities and need no other. With time all will look upon the Clock Crew with awe, it will be the age of enlightenment to young and old.

If you haven't accepted StrawberryClock into your life, you haven't lived a day. Imagine taking every breath knowing you are a part of the Clock Crew collective, isn't it wonderful? As a member of this group I can truthfully tell you, it is. Knowing I'm a member of the Clock Crew and a proud disciple of StrawberryClock makes me want to explode with glee and happiness! Yes, a life without StrawberryClock is no life at all. So accept StrawberryClock into your life today!

We made peanut butter. Y'all like peanut butter don't'yha?