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49 Forum Posts by "CabbageClock"

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Response to: Tell NG your Halloween costume! Posted October 26th, 2004 in General

I'm going as Ghostface, purely and simply because of all the costumes available depicting knife wielding slasher movie maniacs, the Ghostface costume is the most accurate.

Happy Birthday to me on Halloween, too. Give me all your treats.

Response to: Josh Bedn Posted October 26th, 2004 in General

Bedn used to live in a tunnel near my house. He loved Drinking scotch and often slept in his own self pity.

Once i went down to the tunnel to poke him with a stick and he pulled out his kneecaps and skimmed them towards my head. I did thirty bullet time backflips and evaded them.

Bedn then told me that the army lives in his left nostril. I proceeded to melt into a crack in the floor, which is where i saw the pink elephants on parade.

Since that day, i always get the feeling someone is trying to feed me to a vengeful God.

Response to: Politics & Horror Posted October 10th, 2004 in NG News

The greatest ever horror related flash came and went without notice or praise...like herpes.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/115956

Vote Quimby.

Response to: RaspberryClock... Posted June 24th, 2004 in General

It's a long way to the promise land

Response to: RaspberryClock... Posted June 24th, 2004 in General

I lost my penis in the great war of '88

Response to: You awaiting audio portal approval? Posted January 20th, 2004 in General
At 1/20/04 07:44 PM, RageVI wrote: I do not see you in the list. Either you didn't submit something, you were approved, or you were banned.

That's a bit Crap. The song was totally legit, it was all my own work. It's still in profile, but apparently, no song exists in the database when i click to download.

Response to: You awaiting audio portal approval? Posted January 20th, 2004 in General

I'm probably awaiting approval.

Response to: Top entries from 01/12/2004! Posted January 13th, 2004 in P-bot's Postings

It's rather funny you should say that, as my movie is the first clock movie to my knowledge that contains goatse.

Are you making stuff up to garner hate on behalf of the crew?

Response to: Major Difficulties Posted January 13th, 2004 in NG News
At 1/13/04 09:09 AM, TomFulp wrote: We are experiencing major difficulties this morning... The database was down for a few hours. The site is back up, although likely unstable. The problems never end!

I congratualate thee, Monsieur Fulp.

Response to: Nightly Hopeful Update Posted January 13th, 2004 in NG News
At 1/13/04 02:39 AM, TomFulp wrote: I hate getting my hopes up... It is hard to judge the site's performance late at night, but there is once again a chance that the site is now "fixed". We'll find out tomorrow. Let me know if you have been getting any errors SINCE this posting (it doesn't matter how the site ran prior to this announcement).

Yahooooo! tis working again!

Response to: Clocks, where are they now. Posted November 6th, 2003 in General
At 11/6/03 04:06 PM, Splent wrote: Yeah I've been wondering what happened to Radish Clock and those people; they were awesome they included me in their cartoons.

I bet it was when I left that they left and if it was I'm sorry.

I love you.

Response to: Petition to put DrunkMagiKoopa's Posted June 15th, 2003 in General

k.

-CabbageClock

Response to: Strawberry Clock's Genius supressed Posted July 1st, 2002 in General

Do people decide to f*ck christianity because Jesus doesn't pop them a line anymore?

Response to: hey clocks! and clock fans Posted December 6th, 2001 in General

I MUST SAY! I FEEL SHOCKED AND APPALED AT THE FACT THAT YOU MISSED OUT THE GREAT CABBAGE CLOCK! THE RESSURECTOR OF CARROT! THE CREATOR OF THE JASON CRAZE!
HOW COULD YOU MISS ME! I AM SHOCKED! DEARY ME!

Response to: Clock Crew revealed Posted November 19th, 2001 in General
At 11/19/01 01:18 PM, Hamburger_Clock wrote:
At 11/18/01 07:39 PM, OrangeClock wrote: ...because.

Just because.
HEY ORNGE, WEAR AM I ON YUORE PICHARE????



I must also say i was wondering where i was on your lordly picture?

Clock Crew revealed

Response to: Flash 6 Wishlist Posted October 17th, 2001 in General

Well, in flash 6, i would like to see...

Boobs.

Big, bubbly tasty boobs.

Response to: RESURRECT CARROT CLOCK Posted October 17th, 2001 in General
At 10/17/01 03:33 PM, CeleryClock wrote: YES! He has the touch!

INDEED HE HAS THE TOUCH!

CELERY, WE MUST LEAD THE FORCE TO RESURRECT CARROT.

THIS TIME, VEGETABLE CLOCKS WILL PREVAIL

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=35086

CABBAGE CLOCK HAS SPOKEN

Response to: Pro Clock... Anti Clock... Posted October 16th, 2001 in General
At 10/16/01 04:35 PM, Badshakespeare wrote: The clock vrew are really funny and some of them even have really good artwork. Orange Clock's "Black Guy meets White Guy" and "Straberry Clock VI" are really good. I hate the idiots who pose as them to try and make things more jokes, but just sound stupid (Like that cabbage guy).

I hate people who try to pose as great english playwrites.

Response to: Pro Clock... Anti Clock... Posted October 16th, 2001 in General

I AM CABBAGE CLOCK. SWORN HATER OF THE CLOCK CREW. ALLY WITH CARROT CLOCK.
But does that mean i dont like the clock crew?
I love the clock crew movies, they make me laugh. i think joining a crew makes up for most of the fun on NG. We are basically performing a role play, one crew tries to dominate (clock crew), onlookers, uh, look on (normal NG flash creators) and other crew try to take over (Vegetable Clocks). Its just good fun. And if i ever make a flash saying i hate you, i dont mean it. were acting out an enjoyable tale.
Lets hope that the storyline evolves and more people onlook. Crews are the best thing to hit NG!

-CabbageClock-

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