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I still trick or treat. I just go to my friend's parent's houses and they give me candy. haha. but yea i was officially "forced" to quit when i was 14. i went to a halloween party with my aunt and uncle to a friends' house and everyone 21 and under went door to door. I participated and when i went home and told my other uncle he damn near hit the roof saying that i "was too old to go door to door and i KNEW I was too old. but he shut his trap when i tossed him a few of his favorite candybars.

grab a shitload of money. (what for i have no clue)
get totally shitfaced
get totally spaced out on weed
grab myself the best laptops
grab the latest iphone
grab a handgun and fire it at everything without being shot by gangbangers or cops

why would i do this? Hell if i know...its seems like a good idea being as im the only survivor

My Iphone. i don't let anyone near it whatsoever

heres more "curses"

Dick=penis
Pussy/cunt=Vagina
Tits=Breasts

see? its not swearing as long as the word has a legitimate meaning behind it. like tits means the same as breasts and so forth

Ass! (donkey)
Shit!= (Fecal Matter)
Hell!= (a bad place to be)
Damn= (what beavers build)
Bitch= (female dog)

yep...i belive i can handle this no swearing thread.

i had an imaginary friend as a kid. You guys ever saw Creepshow?? the one with that zombie Nathan in Father's Day?
Yeah. he was my imaginary friend. I use to wake up in the middle of the night and steal cupcakes from our 'fridge so me and Nathan could eat them. we also ate cans of frosting, and left over dinner that was supposed to be my dad's coz he worked the late shift and didn't get in until 11 or 12 in the morning

'Horse fucking cum drinking catshit.' i heard one guy yell this in McDonalds because they stoppped serving breakfast and starting serving lunch

if thats true maybe I should have a 'Fuck you, mind your own fucking business "big brother" in my sig.

1. That the sun went up and down instead traveling to the other side of the earth. I thought it went in to the ocean and the end of the day and came back up in the morning

2. That if I stood on my roof I could grab the moon.

3. If I put dead fish into my wading pool (fish my dad caught and not yet cleaned) they would come back to life

4. That eggs I bought at the store would hatch into chickens if i slept on them overnight

5. That ladies when pregnant could not take a shit because their babies would come out their ass and fall into the toilet. they might be flushed down by accident

I don't hate anybody. Hate is too strong of a word. I might dislike someone intensly (worst case scenario) but I don't hate anyone. annoyance to dislike is more my style

At 1 day ago, dlxrevolution wrote: Well your room has to be used for something while you're away. Stop complaining.

at least the father can make his brother/girlfriend pay for the damages to the items. Think about it. If it was your stuff you'd feel the same exact way.

At 16 hours ago, dangoval95 wrote: So today I just realized two wierd happenings that you can experience right where you sitting now.
1. Look up...is your mouth open?
2. When you click your mouse look at the bone/muscle/vain/ whatever it is on your second finger from your thumb.
Scared yet?

1. Look up is your mouth open? My mouth is closed.
2. When you click your mouse look at the bone/muscle/vain whatever it is on your second finger from your thumb.

My second finger does nothing but move ever so slightly when i click the mouse with my first finger.

scared yet? uhhmmm....no? am i supposed to be?

I don't know what category this puts me in but I am pretty mellow. But if people start shit and get crazy then I can me one bad mofo.

I got suspended from school for having my friend's back when some asshole got in his face
I was given a 2 day suspension for telling a teacher to piss off when he made a remark i felt was rude and uncalled for, The guy called me uneducated and i have no place in school whatsoever and to go back to preschool so i can learn everything all over again.

In the State Of California it is illegal to own, sell, or purchase ferrets. THey consider them pests (and rats and mice aren't? Hell you can have them as pets...) this is an older law but still they enforce it. Its fucking retarded. Its so fucking stupid that i can't show off my ferrets to friends or anyone else. (yes i have them...FUCK the law on that)

You cannot bury your own pets in your backyard once they pass away. (guility as charged)

They say you can be 18 to legally aquire a marajuana medical card. But cannot enter the dispenseries where they hand out the stuff. (at least to the one i've seen) you have to be 21. (don't use a card haha.. damn i'm breaking all kinds of laws where im at)

I love cats. they can do no wrong. I love to cater to them at all times. *looks over shoulder...damn....cat's still there looking at me*

But seriously cats are hella cool. Only they are smart enough to stay away from you when you are pissed or irritated. a dog keeps coming up to you all the time. Not saying dogs suck I like dogs ok...but im just saying it how cats see it.

That is why it is NOT a good idea to have parents on your friends list on facebook. Shooting a laptop?? waste of money but i have to admit it was pretty dammed funny

I had a dream one time that I worked in a museum as a security officer and on one of my walks around the museum somehow this exhibit of Medusa woke up. (she looked like the medusa from Clash Of The Titans remake) and she decided that we were going to be together. I freaked out in my dream and refused to have a snake lady as my woman. This got her pissed off and I spent the rest of my dream avoiding her arrows she was trying to shoot me with

I had this dream one time the Evil Queen from Snow White was chasing me around wonderland along with Malificent from Sleeping Beauty because I wouldn't share my Oreo cookies with them. I ran into this house and hung out until night. When I came out I had to shoot the moon with a hookshot thing. When I fired the hookshot at the moon it came toasted me and I had to punch it back 3x. After doing that it released zombies that were carrying umbrellas. To kill those guys I had to throw eggs at them.

I really need to not smoke weed and watch cartoons before bed.

yeah you could do that scare with the fake gun...it would scare some people big time. But then the cops would want in on it and they would want to show you thier REAL guns. Next thing you know you are in jail or laying in a hospital bed recovering from a gunshot wound if you are lucky. Dont be stupid dude. Pulling a scare like that can and WILL cause problems.

it depens on how hungry i am. I'd probrably wait, get the second marshmellow, then when on my way home get a whole back of marshmellows.

meh...made me think of The Grudge for some reason.

If he's a hardcore NGer blam all of his movies, or get him perma-banned
Post the most embaressing thing about him at his school or post it on the internet whetaer its true or not.

Women. Especially my girlfriend when she's having her monthly visitor

Someone offers you a million dollars per year for the rest of your life. Tax free. The only condition is that you have to have an intimate relationship with someone of the same sex and go public would you go for it? You can drop the person after a year but you MUST have an intimate relationship with said person. Its up to you if you want it to be sexual.

I would do it. Hell I smoke it. Its a hell of a lot safer than drinking and other drugs. what makes it worse is if people add shit to the weed. Just fucking leave it as it is grow it and smoke it. just make it fucking legal already.

Pinhead. He can kick anyones ass. he's the main one i like

Its a pretty cool game. One thng you don't want to do is piss off the dungeon master (as my friend found out). we didn't play much because or DM had other obligations. But when we did play it was for a few hours at least. The farthest I got was level 12 elf before we quit the game for some unknown reason.

might not be able to have sex with her but that don't mean i cant beat off in front of her or touch her afterwords.

I didn't know your brother but sorry for your loss regardless.
Don't listen to the insensitive cockmasters. They'll experience it at some point in their lives.