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Explain to me a thing. How did the Koreans find a dude at 1m97 tall?

At 6/22/14 04:14 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 6/22/14 02:44 PM, C-Hawk wrote:

At 6/22/14 02:27 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 6/22/14 01:32 PM, Auz wrote: This match between Russia and Belgium is quite disappointing.

"Have you ever been to Belgium in fact?’ he asked brightly and she nearly hit him.
“I think,” she said, restraining herself, “that you should restrict that sort of remark to something artistic."

Nobody has been to Belgium.

Wow. That's even better than the Bielefeld Conspiracy.

Lmao wiki users think Bielefeld exists omg that's hilarious.

That shot from the Korean dude with the extreme swerve on it, hell of a save by the keeper. Ho Lee Fuk.

Another match with a goal rate of 1 per 12 minutes. Mind you, a legal goal was annulled to a non-existent offside. Makes it more and more entertaining to hear someone say "it's all 0-0 draws".

At 6/22/14 03:40 PM, Chugger wrote:

At 6/22/14 03:30 PM, C-Hawk wrote: Both "Portuguese" strikers have scored already. Slimani - Sporting and Halliche - (i think) Académica.

Something seriously wrong with you guys' transfer policy.

Since then, 3-0, Slimani assist.

Advice re. getting enough sleep to approach semi-functionality for the day ahead/watching USA-Port? Is it likely to be a shitter after all?

I've bet against Portugal. I'd listen to the most beautiful anthem in the world, then listen to drunken murkans babble incoherently, and then go to sleep.

SoKorean defending LOL

IKR, they've had one bad game, one good game, one bad game...

At 6/22/14 03:28 PM, Chugger wrote: Wasn't watched but that goal was all the COYS' Nabil Bentaleb.

-SHIT!

Both "Portuguese" strikers have scored already. Slimani - Sporting and Halliche - (i think) Académica.

At 6/22/14 02:48 PM, Chugger wrote: link to something

It's always a source of intellectual frustration to me, how do China and India have 2.3 billion people, but can't put together 46 of them worth a fuck on grass?

At 6/22/14 02:27 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 6/22/14 01:32 PM, Auz wrote: This match between Russia and Belgium is quite disappointing.

"Have you ever been to Belgium in fact?’ he asked brightly and she nearly hit him.
“I think,” she said, restraining herself, “that you should restrict that sort of remark to something artistic."

Nobody has been to Belgium.

Russia hates itself, so no wonder they're playing crap.

At 6/21/14 05:38 PM, Haggard wrote: I sure do hope that we don't see any non-agression pact match again. But...

Even though i fully share your fear of this, i feel like it also needs to be pointed out that the ranking points available on the table for any and all international matches are a bit of an extra incentive, and i hope that makes even already-out nations battle it out as though it still matters.

At 6/21/14 05:51 PM, PartickThistleFC wrote:

At 6/21/14 05:45 PM, Auz wrote: Why's that? Is there a rule that forbids waving national flags in WC stadiums?

No, they had to take down the flags hanging from the balustrade. Maybe it's for fire prevention? But on the other hand, flags are hanging from stands all over the world, and nothing happened...

I clearly clearly clearly remember Swiss flags hanging in that exact same way. I remember it clearly because i remember thinking "even their flag shape has to be better-than-you". But imagine FIFA doing something against the Swiss.

At 6/21/14 03:28 PM, Chugger wrote: Messi is the least charismatic footballer since that Belgian dickhead who kicked the ballboy in the head,

If you watch any Messi interview and compare to any Ronaldo interview, you'll be scratching your head as to why most people have the opinion that Ronaldo is the arrogant asshole and Messi is the fun, approachable nice-guy.

At 6/21/14 04:01 PM, Haggard wrote: Also, FIFA showing a whole new level of dickheadism. German fans had to take down their flags, that's why you could hear booing and "FIFA raus" (FIFA out) chants during the first half.

I didn't see\hear about this, missed most of the match to a phone call, care to elaborate?

At 6/21/14 04:26 PM, Chugger wrote: Europe are a bit shit this year, aren't they?

Just because Spain, England, Portugal (en-route) all swept aside by match 2? Naaaaaaaah

At 6/21/14 01:39 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 6/21/14 01:34 PM, SwisherCovent wrote:

Gago on the dick, know what I mean? Lads? Ok.

I wouldn't mind a bit of Gago on that dick mate.

Gagsy's reaction.

FIFA appoints Argentinian referee for Portugal v USA. Yarp, doubling my bet.

At 6/20/14 05:24 PM, Haggard wrote: Oh yeah, and Germany will propably lose against Ghana. They've always had a hard time during their second match in the past tournaments.

I can't see Germany losing that much concentration this time around, specially considering the current difference of spirits in between respective shower rooms. As long as Müller stays on his feet.

Easy jokes and jabs are what between-matches football banter is all about, kids. Like milk, 2% of it is serious.

At 6/20/14 05:10 PM, NuScarab wrote: Good non-goal at the end but Benzema still sounds like something smokers develop.

S'why i prefer to refer to him by his first name. Makes him sound like an Ottoman counter-crusader.

Also, putting my money on Portugal to lose. Coentrão, Patrício, Hugo Almeida and now also Bruno Fucking Alves, all out to injury.

At 6/20/14 04:39 PM, Chugger wrote: THRIKER

Absolute beaut

Ask, and ye shall receive frenchmen with open legs.

Here you go, Chug.
Switzerland has an entire team-wide mental breakdown and nobody bats an eye. A team with a superstar does, and just...

At 6/20/14 04:13 PM, Chugger wrote: Has there actually been a long range goal yet?

Have been a few. I was looking for an image that showed the origins of all goals so far but SISSOKHO GOAL PORTO PROVIDES ANOTHER WORLD CUP GOALSCORER

Chugger.
Imagine this is FM and you're managing France.
Would you sit Karim\other key players at half-time?
I fucking would. 3-0, game's dead, rest his ass, shit's not gonna get any easier.

At 6/20/14 03:41 PM, Chugger wrote: Shaqiri needs more support in attack.

Xhaka! Xhaka! Hey...hey! he's shouting

When did Iniesta get that hair transplant?

Rooney's Airport, Hair Care and Tyre Centre.

At 6/20/14 03:35 PM, SwisherCovent wrote:

At 6/20/14 03:34 PM, Chugger wrote: Not a great game for the neutrals, this.

Another n1 chugger! In the Zone

As a Portuguese person, i do not wish to participate in this.

At 6/20/14 03:11 PM, C-Hawk wrote:

British commentator counters (yes, i know, i'm watching ESPN, but they're both brits)

Excessive focus on EPL or ex-EPL players: 2 "Lloris has been steadily rising as one of the best keepers in the game, specially given his performances at Tottenham Hotspur."

2-0. In before Platini gets investigated by FIFA and fired.

At 6/20/14 03:02 PM, C-Hawk wrote: hope there are so many horrible career-ending injuries that the match is cancelled due to lack of players.

One. Delicious, delicious blood.

British commentator counters (yes, i know, i'm watching ESPN, but they're both brits)
Gratuitous mentions of the referee's nationality: 1
Excessive focus on EPL or ex-EPL players: 1 "He's got Everton in his CV, so he must not be too bad a player."

At 6/20/14 02:43 PM, SansNumbers wrote: Gonna root for Switzerland on principle.

It's a match between the home countries of Sepp Blatter and Michel Platini. The only "principles" i can find that relate to this match tell me to hope there are so many horrible career-ending injuries that the match is cancelled due to lack of players.

Lmao watching ESPN and they're all pissy calling the Mexican chant i explained to Hag a few days back "anti-gay demonstrations", shocked as a twitter vegan. Remember, kids, soccor is just a bunch of diving, but please don't hurt our feelings.

ºººººººººººººººººººººººººooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPUTO!!!

I call hacks.

At 6/20/14 04:43 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: It just shows you how petty Scots Nationalism is. There is nothing offensive about these songs. I for one am more than happy to belt out Three Lions.

Sometimes it's not the lyrics or meaning, it's just the overdose. By day three, i was already nauseated by the sound of the official "song" of the tournament, and now mute whenever i see the logo begin to appear.

At 6/19/14 04:44 PM, NuScarab wrote: Fun fact: on FIFA, Clive calls him "Sworez" for some reason.

Petition for FIFA to have one serious announcer and one colour commentator of the same nationality as the player's opposing team, with marginal English abilities and on 5 shots of tequila.
"SUÁREZ ESTÁ FOLLANDO LOS INGLESES EN EL CULO, CARAJO!!!"
"That's right, Miguel."