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I recommend installing Pidgin. It can talk to just about any IM protocol on the face of the Earth, but without the gay.
Any gayness you want comes in plugins that you can choose, including my favourite: translucid chat window. Allows me to watch movies while talking to people.
It'll allow you to remove MSN, AIM, YIM, ICQ, IRC, GTalk (...the list goes on and on) and save awesome ammounts of processor time and bandwidth.

At 4/21/09 06:40 PM, The-Hitman wrote: A cow? This makes everything easier!

GET THE GRILL GOIN', MA!

OMG a Wade Fulp hillbilly\redneck look-a-like!
Also, this thread is epically relevant to this thread.

Minimum 25, maximum 30something i guess. Although i'm thinking about psychological years.

Thankfully i live in a place where a lot of clothes are "made", as in by a tailor or seamstress, and shoes by shoemakers.

At 4/21/09 06:22 PM, doberman7 wrote: None really, except dober, but that's because everyone tends to be a lazy shit nowadays and don't want to spell my username out fully.

What about dobfag and norfag or norfail? =3

At 4/21/09 06:11 PM, Soldierofhentai21 wrote: soh doesn't really count

Yeah it does, s'what i call you all the time.

At 4/21/09 06:11 PM, CJAChrisAitken wrote:

At 4/21/09 06:09 PM, C-Hawk wrote: PCBs.

Gaming history

Sit down. Shut up. Read this. Realize you're 9 years old and shouldn't be on NewGrounds. Go do your homework.

You know nothing about PCBs and their evolution. And frankly, i don't care if you learn or not.

At 4/21/09 05:51 PM, NeverHundred wrote: That's not how nicknames work. Someone explain to this poor misguided kid why we don't get to choose our own nicknames

I'd tell him why, Hundy, but i'd rather let him learn on his own.

Cawk, Chalk, Chawk, Hawk, Hawky... Think that's it.

At 4/21/09 05:06 PM, RattySoup wrote: I suppose NG is sort of a superpower, but the little sites need to advertise.

Funny you'd say that; there are advertisements on MTV for people to get an american green card here, and i suppose there are in many other countries.
This is the site in the advertisements.

With 1,726,848 users... why advertise? Tom thinks better than the US government advertising the new $20 bill. Seriously, what was the competition for the new bill?
"I'm not using those new twenties, i'm going hardcore now, only using pesos."

Nope. All the fruit is too perfect and ripened to full maturity on the same day. Can't trust the fruit. Don't give a damn about the shopkeeper's appearance.

At 4/21/09 04:23 PM, Dracofern wrote:

Thanks for reminding me.

Backseat moderator.

Waaaaaaaaaaaah. Doesn't that make you a backseat mod yourself? Like a second-hand backseat mod? And me a third-hand backseat mod for telling you you're a second-hand backseat mod?
Conclusion: don't accuse people of backseat modding.

At 4/21/09 03:22 PM, Merlin-Rune wrote:

At 4/21/09 03:20 PM, The777Demon wrote: don't fall asleep with the heat going.

what are the repercussions of parking atop them?

Fire.
To the asshats that can't read properly: HE'S NOT IN THE ARMY YET.
Also, the recommendations for family, friends, college campus helpfuls and homeless shelter seem to be pretty solid.
Fast ways to make money: sperm bank, blood bank, wash dishes at a restaurant, work at a dock unloading fish, and some college+hospitals pay sweet money to people willing to have their toe removed and re-attatched (to train students on reattatching tendons, nerves, blood vessels etc).
Good luck out there.

It's because he knows you're not going to just up and yell "ALRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU STOLE MY PORN?!" Clean steal.

At 4/21/09 12:48 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Why do I feel like this whole thing is fake.

I know, it smells alot like that movie Wag the Dog. Let's go to war with Albania.

Living about 1km from the head of a runway, i once slept through the take-offs of a squadron of F-15s. I also once fell from my bed and kept on sleeping. I woke up and saw the underside of my bed and thought "... ... ...what?". A few seconds later i said "OUTCH" 'cause my neck was stiff as hell.
So yeah, i sleep like a corpse.

China: 10 times the population of the US, 6 times less crime.
Being caught with illegal drugs in China: after 7 days in prison, you get tied to a pole in a public place, your crimes and sentence are read out loud, get shot and the price of the bullet is billed to your parents.
No arguments from me, just facts.

So criminals don't get kicked out of government in the US? Creepy shit yo.

Happy birthday fellow newgrounder\stickammer.

At 4/21/09 11:14 AM, bdash1990 wrote: Hoo-hah.

Excuse me for contributing to the thread by giving suggestions to the OP on different possibilities on what to do with the battery.
Go join the army or something.

At 4/21/09 10:35 AM, VhsTapeclock wrote: Alright, it's disposed of. Thanks.
Now, so as to prevent it in the future, what do you think caused it?

Did you remember to check the expiration year before trashing it? After a few years, and after some physical abuse, the plates may touch, begin to short-circuit and "slowly explode".
Also, is there a proper battery disposal system where you live? Where i live there are "battery monsters" - bright orange garbage cans about a quarter the normal wheelie bin size where only dead batteries are placed for proper disposal. If so, i hope you stored the battery in a plastic bag until you get the chance to dump them wherever is proper.

Is it really only three parties? Sounds as un-democratic as the US...

I'm aware that sometimes people have bad spelling and\or grammar, yet are intelligent.
However, someone who writes something about the "governmant" raises suspicions about how informed of an opinion s\he has.

Describe the other two parties in a less excited way, please.

I'm sad at the lack of science fiction.

At 4/21/09 09:44 AM, Leidolfr wrote: I think we need some backround information

What he said.
Also, this should be in the Politics Forum.

Here. Top wave is analog, method used in records. Bottom "wave" is digital, used in your crappy-ass iPod.
Next you're going to ask "what's up with all the people living in houses? Why doesn't everyone live in apartments already?"

LOL Yahoo! can't spell "Mongol". Those Ancient Chinese people really had a lot to worry from the Mongul.