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At 4 hours ago, FurryFox wrote: Real smart. Make a robot that just breaks a land speed record they already get the bright idea to make them into war weapons.

First thing i read in the article: "DARPA". FIRST thing i read.

FIRST.

The hell did you expect them to use it for? Cook-outs?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P6g8DdQUG8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT1Erm2C4iQ
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At 3 minutes ago, Forte wrote:

At 19 minutes ago, beakerboy wrote: the one chick that actually likes me won't go out with me because she has a boyfriend already.

I feel bad for her current boyfriend. I don't know, man, either you work at her for a relationship or you sit back and wait for the almost inevitable breakup.

Of course, if she's the kind of girl to break up with someone because she's got someone else on her sights, what's to guarantee she won't do the exact same thing to you?

omgggg u got sooo waistedddddddddddd

At 17 minutes ago, MiloBased wrote: i do now. My memory has gotten horrible.

This. Fucking college, frying my brain for the second time.

Clicked the link knowing my sound was muted, read the comments, left as fast as i could click "close".

I see a kid who thinks baseball is cool playing catch in a cafeteria (so badass) getting mad that a chick takes away his balls. Fuck it, i'm done browsing the forums for the day.

Space Battleship Yamato.

Judge deez.

At 14 minutes ago, Suprememessage wrote: Unlike in America, where I live, some McDonalds restaurants in certain areas of Europe also sell alcohol. None of them do in the U.S.

I don't like how they do the whole single-supplier contract, though. You already get slightly pissed when you say "Pepsi" and they say "Coke, okay" like it's the same damn thing, and you consider paying them in roubles instead of euros and keep the same straight face as the one they gave you.
Imagine that feeling, except with beer. SuperBock is not a viable alternative to Sagres. The pissedoffedness is multiplied by a factor of "i want to kill your babies".

At 14 hours ago, jjjkuk wrote:

At 46 minutes ago, C-Hawk wrote:

Portugal.

Let me put it to you this way: McDonalds is normally located behind a given gas station here. It is to food as truck stop hookers are to sex.

Yea, that sounds like McDonald's. Is the inside reminiscent of a public bathroom?

It does, it looks like in the 1970s a small factory fucked a bathroom and had a bastard baby where they sell shit food. There's something about the floor that's just... off and unnerving, can't really describe why, it's got that texture to your shoes like it's got a lasagna-esque structure of grease, then cleaning products, then more grease and so on.

At 16 hours ago, MoriChax wrote: In Vancouver BC, they offer salad instead of fries when you order a combo meal.

Here too, but i wish they'd have decent salads. Whatever they use as the greens here taste like even a rabbit would say "thanks for the toilet paper". It's not lettuce, whatever it is.

I'm getting my female friend a bonsai, lollipops, lunch, walk along the river promenade, visit to the oceanarium and dinner.

Have to get up at 6AM tomorrow to take the train to her, fucking 8 hours total.

Feel free to steal any of those.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1292014/1

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1292014/1

Portugal.

Let me put it to you this way: McDonalds is normally located behind a given gas station here. It is to food as truck stop hookers are to sex.

At 25 minutes ago, argile wrote: ingrediance.

Seriously? God damn it. Shit. Fuck. You just gave me temporary grammar nazi tourettes.

Also, eurofag reporting in to say this:
Isostar.

At 2 minutes ago, PoopyMcButt wrote: Newgrounds has worked just fine for me the past few days. But out of nowhere all the submission pages I go to say "Missing Plug-in"
What plugin do i need? My flash player works fine on other sites, and the ads are working. Its not auto detecting a plugin ether.

Browser: Google Chrome 17.0.963.46
OPS: Windows 7
anyone else have this issue?

Please help :l

As far as i can tell, only Chrome users have reported having this same issue. If you have another browser installed, i recommend you use that as a workaround until the staff fix whatever isn't working between NG and Chrome.

At 2 hours ago, straberrykiler6789 wrote: Here is how i thought the redesign would be like

Killed it. I love you.

At 26 minutes ago, MisterWonderful wrote: valentine stuff

Go die.

Since we're on the topic of userpage comments, this one's pre-redesign, so i figured it would be sorted with the redesign and didn't bother reporting it at the time i first learned it happened. The exact details of how it happened might be a bit fuzzy since it was sometime last year.

Apparently, you can only check comments that are pending approval on one of your userpage posts once. Once you do, if you go to check a second or nth time, all you can see is a count for how many exist and two "ALL" buttons.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1292014 <- is this thread invisible?

At 13 hours ago, YoungAndWise wrote:

At A few seconds ago, Jolly wrote: They have removed whistles on flash submissions and adding flash mods instead. Not sure why they removed it before they added flash mods, though.

This.

As I got it, the idea is to eliminate the hassle of submissions automatically getting "removed" from the portal when users blow the whistle on it, potentially harming a genuine entry. Instead, mods will manually remove a submission if it's found to break any rules.

/opinion

Actually, the big bug in the old system was that if you flagged something and it passed judgement, you'd lose a lot of points, whether or not the submission were found to be abusive and removed later on. There was no "getting the points back". It took so many whistles to flag a submission before 200 votes that most of the time a malicious submission would get through with no problem.
The new system makes a lot of sense, in theory.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1292014

At 3 hours ago, unconsidered wrote: chirizo

As a portuguese person, this misspelling is unacceptably offensive.

I love these flimsy threads construed purely to give the OP a shortlist of females on NG.

As someone originally from a tropical climate who now lives in a mountain range, i can safely say fuck winter, i'll take a few bugs if it means i can sleep without fucking clothes all over me for a change.

What in the fuck is "turnabout"?

If it's in the kama sutra, then yes.

At 57 minutes ago, beakerboy wrote:

At 4 minutes ago, SnoopyChicken wrote: When I read the title. I thought you were going to say she's dead.
Skype her or something.

uuh she doesn't use Skype and I'm worried that I would interrupt her while she is doing something important if I call her.

If it's exam week, or the week before exam week, you are correct. I've actually blocked my family on skype during these two weeks. Otherwise, college\university schedules are pretty loose. Call her if it's any other week.

Eris. Definitely Eris.

Damn you no-working-HTML redesign bug.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism

Going a total of 8 hours' train ride, getting her lunch, walk along the promenade, two exhibitions (yes, she is that kind of person) the oceanarium, dinner. She gets a flower, lollipops (it's a thing) and a third gift. Also, the emoticon i used for this post looks like he has a beard.

At 5 minutes ago, simon wrote:

At 2 minutes ago, NeutralObjections wrote: There is a lot of redesign hate. Maybe people just preferred simplicity?

I'd say way more people like or at the very least find it acceptable than people who 'hate' it. This is typical Newgrounds response, some people are giving good critique and some people are just moaning because that's what they do best, we see it everyday.

This. And there's also hipsterism. People who ache for any opportunity to say something like "I was on NG before it was even DESIGNED in the first place", that sort of shit. Not saying that's what the OP is doing, just saying that sort of thing has been posted on dates nowhere near redesigns, so imagine the amount that comes out on days like this.

Just tell your mom you wouldn't even be able to properly spell your own vows.