tell the bitch shes crazy
Say it's either bedroom or that girl in your class who wants it more!

At 7/13/08 11:07 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: titties :

Its okay cuz teh tattas maek my peepee hard.

Its teh shit right??
I love that show
With all the vviolence and nuditay!

Are tou really somfortable with yourself being fat?
Or are you just hiding it in eventually gaining urself a malignant tumotr?

At 7/5/08 07:35 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote: Beautiful people will most likely have ugly children, while ugly couples will produce beautiful children.
It's funny how it works out, actually

god like to fuck with people.

C. Moure Buns
FTW

GTFO

I wanted bwak but i had to add a 1
so its not bad

Maybe it was dead for to long
Or considered pointless by the mods.

khinsider
I joined these forms cuz they are funny as hell to read some of these posts.

gamefuel is not selling...
that sucks too
it was the ONLY drink that was better than normal mountain dew

bumpin uglies
doing the nasty

Go to a resturaunt where they serve all pepsi products. Ask for coke. When they ask if Pepsi is of scream FUCK NO YOU STUPID BITCH, throw a chair, and walk out.

Why would you get head woth a condom??

Another reason why condoms arent foolproof:
They fucking break!
Almost made my girlfriend cry scaring the shit out of her.
She thinks shes pregnant.

yeah theres another problem.
Right now shes on this pill that will get her ready for birth control or something like that.
It makes her REALLY dry!
any suggestions on what to do?

shes getting put on birth control in a week or two

All right, I used to have sex everytime with a condom, until this one time that we were both really turned on, I just pulled out. We knew it wasnt very safe so we swore to never do it unprotected again. But today we tried it with a condom and we both realized it sucked. So i slipped it off and instantly realized I could never use a condom again.

Should I continue with the unprotected sex??

Ehhh... she looked better in my bed last night

after about twenty beers...

At 9/3/07 12:05 AM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote:

At 9/3/07 12:04 AM, mastergurosp wrote: Wait.. You actually like that? I have to mute my comp everytime I go to the front page. I guess you could pm tom for it though.

Ha, you don't like it? I used to visit this sight back when Assassin was still the main attraction, and that music used to be the absolute shit to me.

assasin ahhhhhh oh how the years have flown... i used to go to assasin at my friends house when i was young. i could only go to it at my friends house cuz everytime i tried to do it at my house i typed in www.assasin.com

I had no idea it was part of a site called newgrounds.

The one taking the picture.

yeah...... your mother

I want a kingdom hearts sig for a website called khinsider.com so i want it to look buetiful. can anyone do it or give me the name for someone who can

ass cream

I was gonna say rape everyone until i opened this fuck u

Chicken duh

old news

At 8/8/07 02:36 PM, SuperShad wrote: This is as test to see if you are are gay.

1: Your friend has gay porn: What do you do?

throw it in his face and say "dont u ever take pics of me in the shower again

2: Your Friend has lesbian porn:What do you do?

Wait till he leaves then jack it

3: Your best friend is gay, What do you do?

find a new best friend

4: Best movie?

potc

5: Will you give a guy oral for $10,000,000?

If theres nobody around i would be all over that sonof a bitch

6: Buttsecks?

U want some??

7: Gay porn Theater?

keep walkin

8: Lesbian Porn?

yes please

9: How do you feel about gay pride?

it dont bothere me

10: is Lesbian Porn Hot?

hell yes

srry the name of the song is kickapoo by tenacious D

write down ur fav music lyrics thats less than 50 words. and write the name of the song

Oh the dragons balls were blaziin as i stepped into his cave, and i chopped his fuckin cockles off with a long and shiny blade twaz i who fucked the dragon fuckalee oo fuckaloo