232 Forum Posts by "bvnnnnn"
seriously?
.... seriously? this schtick got old fast, man.
that shitty ballad bullshit shit with that twinkle-toes 'Romanthony' fairy is what made homework way goddamn better than that discovery shit.
the way theory is used in the context of 'theory of evolution' is different than what most of you are thinking.
a theory, like thermodynamics, or gravity or whatever, is a group of laws and generalizations that have been proven. it's not like 'oh, gravity is still in the planning stages, so we're calling it a theory until we're sure that when you drop shit it falls'
just thought I'd pop in a take out another leg from underneath the ignorant.
what's this? is dear little ecke-pooh learning some compassion after being a little hate-monger for so long? or have I just not been paying attention.
yeah, loose that weight, loose it like the hounds or whatever
get it, b-because, you... said loosing weight= loose weight. loose means release. yeah, I made a funny.
I was excited to see the topic title because I love sharing music with people, but then I saw that you're a metalhead, and in my experience, metalheads are extremely myopic about music, despite what they might say.
if you feel like proving me wrong;
Two Lone Swordsmen - sounds like trip-hop mixed with the bass-driven, catchy elements of punk with a peppering of electronic/idm. the album 'from the double gone chapel' is incredible.
try out Ratatat's new album LP3
LITE is a pretty slick math rock band, that don't just try and alienate people by making their music as needlessly complex as possible and worry more about grooves while still being dissonant.
At 8/31/08 04:38 AM, rahvin-the-vampire wrote: Actually, I've found waiting for them to be REALLY drunk is the time to approach a lot of them.
pssst, I was insinuating that his drunken son of a bitch father was the one who pummelled him.
I'd suggest letting him sober up a bit before you talk to him again, so he doesn't throw the empty gin bottle at your head then chase you down and treat your face like rising dough like last time.
is the bump on your gooch? because if it is, it might just be your lymph node (you have one in your groin) swelling and you might just have an infection. it's happened to me a couple times I just pushed it 'back in' with my fingers and it went away. yeah that's pretty gross.
it's real because it's been in a book and caters to escapist people who yearn for some kind of jerk-off fantasy-land whever not everyone is just a human, where there are super humans. because people love the idea of extraordinary people, who have abilities above that of regular people, because it gives them hope to be something more than just another plain, mediocre person.
At 8/20/08 12:57 AM, KillerSkull wrote: Your the stupid one, not realizing all of the continuity errors in Casino Royale. Fuck you, shut up!!!!
well now you're giving a better argument, if you had included more than "I'm taking a quote (probably out of context) and making it my only argument other than saying it sucks" then I would have taken you more seriously. I didn't notice any continuity errors, which ones are you talking about? other than the technology factor and that M looks the same and all that.
considering that casino royale is actually the story of him becoming a double-oh (so these two chronologically precede all the other ones) makes your only point of why it will suck really invalid.
oh, what's that? you're just trying to get a rise out of people by sounding stupid? oh, continue then.
man, first a few cities in canada ban bottled water that'll without a doubt piss off millions of self-important assholes who think they need smartphones and put their cell phones on speakerphone whenever they talk on it, and now emo is banned.
what is this world coming to? where ever that is, I'm baffled that I'm not completely opposed, since I'm a disagreeable bastard.
what the fuck are you swedish or something? your english is shit. way to go doing a shit job trying to quantify something, go listen to abba or be socialist or something.
this'd be a lot more bearable/interesting to read through if that shadowchaostails faggot didn't act so haughty.
good thing I don't read topics, but instead just find trivial things to nit-pick at, or I might have been duped by your stupid prank if you weren't an unengaging writer, or if the joke didn't suck to begin with.
yeah, that might have been embarassing.
what, did you decide to make this topic just because you discovered the word 'truant' today in your fucking smart-guy thesaurus? ohhh, big boy all grown up with his grown up words.
At 8/15/08 06:49 PM, ouchichi wrote: Then put her on the phone with me.
yeah, then me, I want to phone-fuck your mom.
At 8/11/08 04:14 PM, Sawke wrote: Im really stupid...i thought they were talking about Americas Georgia...i'm like..."what the fuck is Russia doing in Georgia? if they wanted peaches why don't they just ask?"
goddamn you really are dumber than the plastic bag your mom carried you around in when you were a kid.
you're a shithead for doing that. I think you just wanted approval to justify what you did, and figured you'd get it from a bunch of morally undernourished little bastards who have a lot of growing up to do.
only a faggot of the tallest order would be so concerned about meme etiquette.
what I've gotten out of this thread so far:
1. HogWashSoup is a brainwashed chinky.
At 8/10/08 04:05 AM, bigjuicy wrote: You should GTFO
oh yeah?
At 8/10/08 03:50 AM, jimmythehedgehog wrote: ahhh, the Irony.
YOU SHOULD LEARN WHAT IRONY MEANS
I'm glad you understood the message behind my post.
At how fucking tight her pants are.
I'm glad you understood that I was humouring you.
your joke wasn't funny and was worded poorly anyway.
At 8/5/08 05:08 PM, SpammyMcGee wrote: I hope she suffocates on the constriction those pants are doing to her.
I think you might need to read up your anatomy.
your lungs are not in your pelvis.
I take up being-sick-symptom-related hobbies. Like finding disgusting things to do with that big goopy snot that you get once you're almost over the cold.
My favourite is to blow it all onto a kleenex and then say to someone "I've got a present for you" and then show it to them. I almost made this guy I work with (who has no moral compass whatsoever, seriously though, you know that Greyhound incident? Well the day after that happened, he told this joke that went like this "So, two guys get on a bus, one says to the other ****frantic stabbing motions with the chef's knives we use for prepping***) to throw up in his mouth a little by blowing my nose on a kleenex, but it was sitting on the kleenex like it was a throne, and then I said the line I mentioned before, he looked over and I was jiggling it very provocatively. He started to heave a little, I snickered and said "that one had character, hey?"
but to answer your question, the only way I can think of is to have better t-cells.
that's almost exactly like how I was on my deck reading god emperor of dune and I was done drinking a glass of chocolate milk, and this fly was buzzing around and pissing me off, instead of flailing at it like an idiot and not making any progress I opted to act like Leto II in the book I was reading and be a patient predator and wait until the fly would crawl down my pint glass to eat the sugar residue that was at the bottom of the cup because I'm a gluttonous bastard and I put too much syrop in it.
I waited, and the little shit head crawled a quarter of the way, but I wanted to make sure to get him, and not pounce too early, because he might become wary. I waited too long, and he seemingly sensed my glare on him, and he ascended again to the lip of the glass and just sat there, taunting me, I knew if I took a swipe at him, he'd zip away, so I let him perch there for a bit, looking over every so often to see what he was up to. He just sat there, I've never seen a fly that wasn't eating stay in the same place for so long.
Then abruptly another fly came along like a dick and they both got knocked into the viscous, sugary pit at the bottom of my spire of a glass. I'm not sadistic, and I don't go out of my way to kill things, but I hate it when house flies just hover around me and won't leave me alone, so I was going to enjoy seeing these flies die the way I had planned and brooded on for almost ten minutes.
I thought I'd shake them and cause them trauma, but I decided it'd be better to let them drown in the stuff that attracted them in the first place, irony or whatever.
Maybe that's not at all like your story now that I think about it.
P.S. YOUR LIFE IS BORING, DON'T TRANSCRIBE AND POST IT
