Be a Supporter!
Response to: Bringing your NG icon to school Posted February 11th, 2009 in General

At 2/10/09 09:40 PM, Sanjay wrote: I'd probably just get a detention or something...

Judging from the amount of blood on that, you're getting more than a detention.

Response to: So I'm planning on getting Vista.. Posted February 10th, 2009 in General

Don't get vista

period

Bringing your NG icon to school Posted February 10th, 2009 in General

What would happen if you brought your Newgrounds icon to school with you?

If I brought mine, I would probably get suspended for about a week. They would consider a broken glass bottle a weapon.

Response to: Post your baby pictures NG Posted February 9th, 2009 in General

At 2/9/09 08:19 PM, TheRipper00 wrote: No pic of me but her is My Daughter!!

She looks like Jabba the Hutt

Response to: My New Flash Project Posted February 7th, 2009 in General

At 2/7/09 10:41 AM, GATOONA wrote: WTF, are animated GIFs back for banners? Look above! ^^^

That's an attached gif, its not in the sig, he doesn't even have a sig.

Dumbass
Response to: If your NG account had music Posted February 7th, 2009 in General

At 2/7/09 11:16 AM, cowloverdude wrote: Just some Hannah Montana to piss people off.

And Jonas Brothers, don't forget Jonas Brothers.

Response to: I'm Seceding. Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

Oh crap! We still don't have a national anthem.

Response to: I'm Seceding. Posted February 4th, 2009 in General

At 2/4/09 11:41 PM, Velcro wrote:
At 2/4/09 11:23 PM, Butt-Blast wrote: I want to join your country.

Can I be the bikini inspector?
Sadly no....my country does not allow clothing. That includes Bikinis

Well that's an image: US government gives naked teenagers with paintball guns a free park because they were beat up.

Can I be finance commissioner instead?

Response to: I'm Seceding. Posted February 4th, 2009 in General

I want to join your country.

Can I be the bikini inspector?

Response to: Best Free Download Posted February 4th, 2009 in General

Fucking Gimp for sure

Response to: Health Month - progress reports Posted February 1st, 2009 in General

At 2/1/09 12:53 PM, MercatorMap wrote: Protein?

You do not need to eat protein.

Response to: Better than skype? Posted January 31st, 2009 in General

Skype works perfectly fine with me, the only time it messes up with me is when I have too many other applications on the computer at the same time.

Response to: Everything is chrome Posted January 31st, 2009 in General

At 1/31/09 11:28 PM, DanTheBard wrote: Yes clearly I am talking about web 2.0.

Chrome is just the preferred current style of displaying web pages. As time goes on chrome will fade away and new styles will become dominant.

You have to admit, the web looks a hell of a lot better now than it did 10 years ago.

1999

2009

Response to: Alternatives to YouTube Posted January 31st, 2009 in General

Snotr has some interesting videos uploaded daily.

Response to: Jack Sparrow Posted January 28th, 2009 in General

That, my good man. Is pure genius.

Response to: Photoshop sonic Posted January 27th, 2009 in General

At 1/27/09 06:24 PM, LobsterJohnson wrote:
At 1/27/09 06:23 PM, sweet21 wrote: i dont have photoshop. do you have to pay for it?
here it is for free.

That made me lol

Response to: I'm giving blood! Posted January 27th, 2009 in General

I've donated blood a few times at my school. The nurses give me a test to make sure I'm clean. They ask things such as if I have been to Africa recently or if I had sexual relation with another male. Very uncomfortable.

When it come to giving blood, I always volunteer to donate my platelets because it takes forever and I get to skip more classes.

The best part is after donating when you get to have free cookies and juice. They had vienna fingers and I joked that they were vagina fingers.

Response to: Not all babies are cute... Posted January 24th, 2009 in General

Epic thread.

In before lock

Response to: Photoshop Mario and Luigi! Posted January 24th, 2009 in General

Mario! Keep your hand to yourself!

Photoshop Mario and Luigi!

Response to: Photoshop Mario and Luigi! Posted January 24th, 2009 in General

At 1/24/09 09:08 PM, theactionscripter wrote: Bigger

Smaller

Photoshop Mario and Luigi!

Front or back of rollercoaster? Posted January 23rd, 2009 in General

When you ride on a roller coaster, there are two places that everyone wants to sit in. The front, and the back.

The front is desirable because you can see all the action in front of you.

The back is desirable because you get to experience more g-forces.

The middle just sucks, no view or intense thrills.

Personally, I prefer the back because I believe that the whole point of a roller coaster is the thrill, and no better place than the back.

What do you guys think?

Response to: If you could nuke anything Posted January 18th, 2009 in General

Since I came up with this brilliant idea, I might as well place my nuke somewhere.

If you could nuke anything

Response to: Really Old Bush Jokes Posted January 18th, 2009 in General

At 1/18/09 01:33 AM, ngmastah wrote: How the fuck did he even get elected?

Hey, it was either him or that guy whothinks global warming is real.

Response to: Really Old Bush Jokes Posted January 18th, 2009 in General

The eight hardest years of his life was not his presidency.

It was second grade.

If you could nuke anything Posted January 18th, 2009 in General

If you had a nuke that could could be detonated anywhere on earth, where would you set it?

If you could nuke anything

Response to: Methane gass on Mars Posted January 15th, 2009 in General

So if they prove that there is life on mars, does that mean there is no God?

Response to: need good antismoke slogan 4health Posted January 12th, 2009 in General

Remember kids, smoking is bad for your health, except when smoking Marlboro Lights. Smoking will give you cancer and shorten your life drastically, except from the smooth and flavorful Marlboro Lights. Don't forget to only smoke good ole Marlboro Lights.

:This slogan sponsored by Marlboro Lights.

Response to: Belgium does not exist!! Posted January 12th, 2009 in General

I swear, ignorant people piss me off so much.

Response to: Turning right on red, infront ofCop Posted January 12th, 2009 in General

You think it's bad! I live in California. California is the worst place in the United States when it comes to traffic cops. They will pull you over for anything. Even for things you are not aware of.

So not only is it awkward at red lights, it's awkward everywhere. It feels like they are out to get me.