The Enchanted Cave 2
Delve into a strange cave with a seemingly endless supply of treasure, strategically choos
4.39 / 5.00 38,635 ViewsGhostbusters B.I.P.
COMPLETE edition of the interactive "choose next panel" comic
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Response to: Post all videos here
Posted October 12th, 2009 in General
At 10/12/09 12:46 AM, kamelona wrote: Toy Story 3 Leaked Trailer "Andy's going to college"
GIVE ME THE LlNK!
Not all caps
Response to: "Americans are NOT stupid"
Posted October 12th, 2009 in General
They probably interviewed way more people but only show the stupid answers.
Response to: Comedy central, seriously!
Posted October 9th, 2009 in General
At 10/9/09 12:13 AM, TacticalShoe wrote: I see that secret girlfriend didn't treat you well, either.
I actually thought that show was weal as well. The concept was neat, making you the main character, but its execution poor. They should have made the show just about those two lame friends. They go to a strip club just because of the food, now THAT is funny.
Response to: Comedy central, seriously!
Posted October 9th, 2009 in General
I like Comedy Central. They got the best late night programing of any basic cable station.
Response to: Worst or Best Search Engine?
Posted October 9th, 2009 in General
Response to: hooked on EBAY!!
Posted October 9th, 2009 in General
Hey buy whatever you want, no one is stopping you. Just don't buy ivory, eBay doesn't allow that.
Response to: Ok, so heres what I'm doing now...
Posted October 8th, 2009 in General
There are at least 15 things I find wrong with that picture.
Response to: Best Ad On Newgrounds Right Now?
Posted October 8th, 2009 in General
That's not an ad. Your computer is just a piece of crap that can't process a simple picture.
Response to: Ticking Boxes Suck!
Posted October 5th, 2009 in General
I stay away from ticking boxes because there might be a bomb in them.
Response to: HP printers
Posted October 2nd, 2009 in General
Your parents weren't kind to you right?
Response to: Found Toms Twin (Picture)
Posted September 29th, 2009 in General
At 9/29/09 01:59 AM, ZOMG wrote: tram felps twin is a bad bad man with his gaynal sex pornographs
Why may I ask, do you have a picture of that on your hard drive?!
Response to: Hitler May Still Live
Posted September 29th, 2009 in General
So you wait until 2:45 in the morning to have NG help you with homework?
Response to: Your name on urban dictionary
Posted September 28th, 2009 in General
1. mud butt blast
Can also be spelled "mudd butt blast"
1. (N) Severe gastrointestinal disturbances; symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrhea, bubble gut, intense cramping, sharting, sudden and unprovoked sphincter clenching and ruined underpants.
Often the result of a long night of drinking, followed by the "this will make my hangover not as bad tomorrow" meal. Tacos, burritos, pizza, hamburgers, etc., will not prevent the mudd butt blast. Hydrate, my friends, hydrate.
2. (N) The result of a failed attempt at stifling a shart. Warm, runny, yet intensely odiferous and pungent. Mud butt blasts often leave stains that cannot be removed, resulting in ruined clothing.
3. (V) The act of dispensing of a mud butt blast anywhere. Due to the unpredictability of mudd butt blasts, these often occur in ones own shorts or pants.
1. I just finished a horrible mud butt blast... I BARELY made it to the toilet in time.
2. Matt just had to throw away his cutoff jean shorts because he left a raunchy mud butt blast in them. It even dripped out the pant leg!
3. Poor mikey... He mud butt blasted himself at church this morning while he was accepting the body of christ.
Response to: What if Disnet bought NG...
Posted September 27th, 2009 in General
Well Disnet did buy Marvel so who knows?
Response to: Does Tom look scared?
Posted September 25th, 2009 in General
Looks to me that Tom is having a good time.
School Shower Problem
Posted August 26th, 2009 in General
I have a big and serious problem that could ruin my social life and I'm clueless on what to do.
Tomorrow is the first day that we have to use the showers at my school. That means I have to be in a room full of other naked guys that need to get cleaned. Now the problem I have is that I sometimes spontaneously get a hard on without any control over it. I'm afraid that one day at the showers I will get a hard on and all the other kids will think I'm gay. What should I do?
Happy birthday Hawaii!
Posted August 21st, 2009 in General
Happy birthday Hawaii! Today you have turned 50 years old. Can you believe it? 50 already? You sure have gone a long way since then.
As a gift I have made you a fruit basket. Trust me, it's really good, I took a skewer for myself before sending it to you.
I wish the best to you and that your next 50 years are as good as the first 50.
Response to: Simulated Vaginas
Posted July 31st, 2009 in General
At 7/31/09 09:26 PM, metalguy777 wrote:At 7/29/09 01:35 AM, Butt-Blast wrote: Cheerios: You supply the "milk".Exactly how small is your dick?
I don't fuck the individual cheerios, I fuck a bowl of them.
Response to: Simulated Vaginas
Posted July 31st, 2009 in General
At 7/29/09 06:03 PM, squadus2 wrote: Here's my special concoction.
Now there you go!
You have now created a vagina!
How the effin hell did you figure that out? It sounds quite complicated. does it really work?
Response to: Hated Words: "Will Call"
Posted July 29th, 2009 in General
They never call, you have to call yourself.
Be proactive.
At 7/29/09 01:37 AM, POOPIES wrote: One genuine anal plug dildo it is then.
Isn't it illegal to sell ex on eBay?
