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At 7/18/07 05:20 PM, MrBallistic wrote: I didnt know that, thanks for the tip.

You're welcome.

Ok, go to the staff page where you can see the profiles of the newgrounds crew. (here's a link)

Now when you select the random button, you sometimes get a fictional staff member. For example, I once got Wadeolf, (a combination of Wade Fulp and Adolf Hitler).

Their's probably a parody of every staff member.

Yesterday morning, when I woke up, the first thing I did was go to newgrounds. I got a great surprise. Instead of the normal front page there was the newgrounds tank being welded by three tankmen. It said underneath it that the site was being updated. I nearly shit myself. I was so excited!

I thought to myself, "finally, my prayers have been answered!"

But I didn't expect the whole updating process to take all day. So I spent the whole day without newgrounds.

So now I'm asking: What did you do while you waited?

I can look in the future and I already know that some is going to say the masturbated.

I still have no idea where babies come from. Everyone is giving different answers.

So far I am having a great summer, a normal summer, but still a great summer.

I decided to get a job to fill in all the free time I had. I'm a lazy ass, so I decided I should get an easy job that gives you the big bucks. I had the perfect idea. I could babysit my neighbors kids. They had a nice car so I expected they would pay more than working at a shitty place like McDonalds or my town's waste collection facility.

I was right of course, they paid me $300 every saturday night to look after their 3 infants for 4 hours. It's an easy job, all I have to do is watch the babies and change their diapers (very nasty the first time, not so bad when you get used to it).

So I sit around for hours, babysitting the infants, and i wonder, "where do babies come from?"

At first I thought it wouldn't be too complicated of a question, something my parents could easily answer. But when I asked them, they refused to tell me. It was sort of suspicious, but I knew that looking it up on the google would give me an answer. I typed in How a baby is made in the box. Six hundred billion links came up. Great I thought, plenty of answers. But I was wrong, whenever I clicked on a site, I was blocked off, it said I had to 18 or older to enter. This made frustrated, very frustrated. I need answer!

There must be an answer. But where will I go? Where are a bunch of intelligent, mature people who would know? Immediately it popped into head: Newgrounds.com. So I typed all this up and now I'm asking: Where do babies come from?

I MUST KNOW!

Where do they come from?!

4Chan just doesn't have the same atmosphere as NG.

there r a lot of good stuff lol :)

that guy is rely fat :)

i love newgrounds it has fun games and flash or u can blog but there is always some person that dosent like something for sum gay reason and i want to see them

i like big buts and i can lie

lol that guy is going 2 die

i was paling doge ball and i was the only 1 left on my team against 20 other players that all had guns i spent the next 4 years in a hospital eating throw a straw

old people suck all they do is play bingo eat hard candy and drink all the fucking prune juice

i choose d when i get 2 kick your ass

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

with all do respect iv been doing this for 22 years

P.S. go star trek

im not getting on what u mean

i dont like u

i dont give a ****

did u fail English class ?

u make a lot of good points but how could hate a place that invades another helpless hellhole

i don't like our president and i don't like the war and im a guy that likes 2 settle things viently and i think i just spelled that wrong . bake 2 the subject he is the worst president we ever had even worse then that other 1 we had washing machine , wasp,waste or whoever our 111th president was overall bush is a bad , he is so bad that he makes me wanna cry and im a guy that rather punch some1 than cry

P.S. ty 4 your time :-)

You said you had your picture taken, so... Pics, or it didn't happen

yum French toast

is were i bye the cat food and dont ask me

Here is my movie.

I can prove god doesn't exist in just one word:
Newgrounds

If she doesn't want the car can I have it?

At 6/23/07 06:37 PM, wiggerontherun wrote:

At 6/23/07 06:30 PM, Butt-Blast wrote: We all know that chopping trees down and mining stuff from the ground isn't very good for the environment, but maby if we start fixing it now, we won't die a horrible and painful death. Thank you for your time.

Thanks for informing us on something we have already heard a thousand times.

You are welcome

We all know that chopping trees down and mining stuff from the ground isn't very good for the environment, but maby if we start fixing it now, we won't die a horrible and painful death. Thank you for your time.