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Oh my god really?

At 10/11/08 12:17 AM, Peacekid wrote:
I'm gonna go run this off, brb

Good luck with that.

If you count adjust inflation, the us actually has normally priced gas right now.

I'm not good at photoshop, but I managed to put his face on the board

Give me some good shit to read in the morning.

Batman and Robin is the worst movie ever made.

At 10/2/08 01:11 AM, Alastor wrote: Something tells me you watched the Duck Tales portion of this video by the nostalgia critic?

Dam you got me.

So today I watched Ducktales on TV. On the show there was this on rich duck named Scrooge who had a swimming pool full of all the coins in his bank. In the show he would jump into the pool and swim in the coins.

I thought that would be fun to do. So I take a $50 bill to the bank and they exchange it for pennies. I fill a truck with the money and I have them empty it into my drained pool.

I put on my bathing suit and dive in headfirst. Instead of jetting thru the fluidity of the coins I instead break my neck in eight places as soon as my head came in contact witht the money.

An ambulence picked me up and now I'm at the hospital. They say I have less than a week to live.

So whatever you do, don't try anything from a cartoon. It could make you lose your life.

:Should I sue them for 5 or 10 million?

Don't do anything

Show those kids at the pool what the man you are

Made u german

If you want us to photoshop you, at least give us a better picture.

Ok, don't panic.

There is one simple thing you have to do: All you have to do is

Actually, star trek stole Scientology's idea so no.

-er spaniel. She is so cute and friendly! She lets me pet her and take her on walks. She is the best dog! She's going to have puppies and my girlfriend says I can have one. Isn't that nice of her? I bet you are all jealous of her. Here is a picture of the dog:

At 9/26/08 09:23 PM, Butt-Blast wrote:

The trailer continues with more helpless dogs being forced to sing and dance before finally ending. It is an abortion of a movie trailer and is a disgrace to 120 of cinema.

120 years of cinema, my bad

I watched the trailer and the first 33.8 seconds looked promising, but the second that dog came out it all went downhill.

All appeal was instantly lost and had now became a shitload of shit. Peta is going to be all over this because all the animal abuse required to make the trailer.

At 55 seconds the chihuahu asks if I am jealous, I can confidently say that no, I am in fact not at all jealous. I am pissed. I'm guessing they were trying to appeal to furries because no sane human can be jealous about a dog.

The trailer continues with more helpless dogs being forced to sing and dance before finally ending. It is an abortion of a movie trailer and is a disgrace to 120 of cinema.

The end product is me with a lowered IQ of 50 points and I have the SAT test tomorrow so I'm pretty much fucked. Whoever made this movie should go to jail for a couple of weeks.

Tom
Fulp

What they mean is that because the speed of light is not instantaneous, there is a delay of the light coming to you. The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, and when you observe a star that is Trillions of miles away it takes quite awhile for that light to reach you.

In fact, astronomers use this to their advantage to observe stars that are super far away in order to see what the universe was like in a younger state. Quite interesting really.

If you still don't understand, it's sort of like the delay in a long distance call. You don't actually hear what the other person is saying until a few seconds after they actually say it.

At 9/17/08 07:15 PM, Butt-Blast wrote: So me and my girlfriend have been going steady for the past few months and we finallly decided to do it. She said her parents are not home tonight so we are going to it at her house. This is going to be my first time so I'm hoping for some advice and tips to make the most out of this. I'm kind of nervous.

Ok, I know you're all exited to hear about what happened last night so here are the juicy details:

She called me when her parents left the house and I came right over. She set up her room so that were not any objects to bump into. I did the things you guys suggested like take a shower and making sure my rubber was on right. Overall it went quite well for both our first times. She was hornier then me so we both had a lot of fun. It went on for about 45 minutes and just stayed over with her for awhile afterwards.

Greatest night of my life.

At 9/17/08 10:49 PM, froggerfreak wrote: your asking a bunch of 13 and 14 year olds about sex?..

Who else would I ask? My parents?

So me and my girlfriend have been going steady for the past few months and we finallly decided to do it. She said her parents are not home tonight so we are going to it at her house. This is going to be my first time so I'm hoping for some advice and tips to make the most out of this. I'm kind of nervous.

At 9/16/08 06:17 PM, RKThrilla wrote: Cant find any photos but here is the site..

Your school site reminds me of
this.

I ate mcdonalds and I herd the combined ground meat in the processing plant can cause the meat in my burger to be from 1000 seperate cows.

So I say 1000. If I eat 9 more burgers that would make over 9000!

:Beat that fuckers! Oh excuse me of my misuse of the F word. Beat that Bitches!

Ok I decided a while back that I will not get the Galactic edition.

I have a second question relating spore and I'm using this thread instead of creating a new one. I just want to make sure it runs on my computer. I have the Sims 2 on it, so if my computer can run that, will it be able to run spore too?

Your sig is very apprpriate for this thread

Ok I am going to buy spore this weekend and I have a question about the two pc versions of them game.

They have a galactic edition that cost $30 more and I was wondering if that is worth it.

I have some great news. Today we had a fire drill and I missed my entire physical education class. Am I extremely lucky, or what? What is bad is that during the fire drill I got another random hard on. That could have happened in the showers. Now I have the whole weekend to figure out how to fix this shower problem.

At 9/4/08 08:23 PM, Conker125 wrote:

At 9/4/08 08:00 PM, Butt-Blast wrote:

At 9/4/08 07:58 PM, slackerzac wrote: Dont drop the soap.

soap jokes

But what if you drop your liquid soap bottle???

Well then I'll super glue the soap bottle to my so I can't drop it.

We're supposed to get that Metal Gear solid Collab disk 2

At 9/4/08 07:58 PM, slackerzac wrote: Dont drop the soap.

Jesus Fucking Christ Shut the hell up about the soap! I'll use liquid soap if it would make you all quiet. You're not helping my problem with the damn soap jokes