Maybe you should get a better dad, he seems to be the REAL problem, putting up with a cheating ugly bitch that treats him and his children like shit.

Ever think that maybe taking a bunch of drugs is just prolonging the problem, or maybe even creating it? Well you should think that, and on top of that, maybe you should stop caring about what other people are doing and find something that YOU like doing and then pursue it. Stop being a whiny little bitch and take charge of your life, fag.

I'd have prolly picked the good guys the first time around...then when i went back and played again, Id go Hitler side.

I think he is just checking you out...he doesnt want to rape you. You should go talk to him though, maybe it will turn out to be more than just a one night stand. For some reason im hearing wedding bells in your future :)

There is no such thing as a good yo mama joke.

At 11/18/09 08:37 PM, UnkutAcid wrote: I usually sleep with your mother.

Come on man, no need to act childish.

At 11/23/09 07:15 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Art Portal? Store? Stickam (and soon Chat)? New layout, with all the levels and userpages? Newgrounds always introduces new ideas and things but never forgets the basis of the website and why it's still here today. Making hip and fresh things just attracts the kind of people we don't want here. NG is fine the way it is.

This is the best response i think that you could have possibly made to my OP. I totally agree.

At 11/23/09 07:09 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Like the Art Portal?

Like the upcoming Lit Portal?

Like the upcoming (pffft) Chat?

Ugh...more portals? They've been played and you know it!

I think the most disappointing things in life is when you write something that you know is going to destroy the other party and their point of view. But when you write it, you fuck up and spell something wrong or use the wrong "to" or some other simple mistake that you look over when re-reading your reply.

Seriously, its been well over ten years now, when are you gonna change things up around here? God Damn-it! The flash portal might have been a hit a decade ago, but now...BLAH. You need something fresh, something knew...Until then, you'd better accept the fact that you're getting old. But ill still rub your wrinkly balls.

Dude, stay calm, stand up quitly, walk towards the door, when you get there. RUN!

Hippies new the secret to immortality, but they died off before they could tell anyone else.

You could just leave your house. Fuck your parents man, they are dicks.

just cause there are 16oz bottles, it doesn't mean there aren't any 20oz bottles still being produced.

So NG, how do you sleep? I personally go to bed every night butt naked. It started about two years ago, and since then i cant get comfortable sleeping with boxers on any more. One of my friends told me he needs to wear a t-shirt when he goes to bed, that without it he cant sleep. And what about noise? Do you guys sleep in complete silence or do you need music or something playing in the backround? As far as i go...i need a tv on on something, puts me right to bed.

Dude! Magic bubbles aren't really magical at all...they are just computer applications.

Nice, so did he cut you in half with his light saber? I didn't think so...fucking poser.

LOL i wish i could have seen that.

start cracking stupid gay jokes...they drive the ladies wild and make guys think you're cool. It works for me...i hang out with people at least twice every month.

I used to agree with you, but really when you think about it...smokers are scum. Who fucking cares, they are morons that don't deserve any rights, they chose to do get addicted...they are not a minority, unless being dumb makes you a minority, then i guess they are. Fuck em, they can quit if they want.

Maybe you sister should learn to suck some dick...that keeps chicks in school most of the time.

She was only 11 years old you sick fuck!

....says a lvl 30 with a bloody machete in his Display Picture.

Don't vomit, just accept your fate for being a dumb-ass.

Writing papers for school has always been a real bitch, don't you think? They want, on average, 5-10 pages...HORSESHIT! Anyway, out of boredom i decided to do some simple math. I have about 2000 posts on NG, an average post for me is probably around 30 words, give or take. 2000x30=60,000 words. A word document in 12 pt. font with no double spacing or any other bologna, holds about 840 words per page. 60,000/840=71 pages worth of material, but when i double space that shit like i would when turning in a paper for school I have 142 pages worth of work right hear on NG. :) I could have spent that time writing a short book, but no, i wasted it trying to impress all of you guys! Lame...

So you refrain from having sex because of this?

I have to say that G4 is a crappy channel. All of its programs seem to try too hard and seem to just make themselves suck because of that, X-play being one of them.

What a douche-bag. He was told to take it off and didn't. He was breaking company policy and was fired for it, he deserved to lose his job...i hope he kills himself.

although it is kind of pathetic to be sueing over it, I will give him credit for only asking for 26,000 pounds...sounds like a reasonable amount of money, enough to pay for his counseling for his depression and shit i guess. He isnt asking for a life a luxury or ne thing.

Dont mix pop rocks with cocaine...its a deadly combination.