start cracking stupid gay jokes...they drive the ladies wild and make guys think you're cool. It works for me...i hang out with people at least twice every month.

I used to agree with you, but really when you think about it...smokers are scum. Who fucking cares, they are morons that don't deserve any rights, they chose to do get addicted...they are not a minority, unless being dumb makes you a minority, then i guess they are. Fuck em, they can quit if they want.

Maybe you sister should learn to suck some dick...that keeps chicks in school most of the time.

She was only 11 years old you sick fuck!

....says a lvl 30 with a bloody machete in his Display Picture.

Don't vomit, just accept your fate for being a dumb-ass.

Writing papers for school has always been a real bitch, don't you think? They want, on average, 5-10 pages...HORSESHIT! Anyway, out of boredom i decided to do some simple math. I have about 2000 posts on NG, an average post for me is probably around 30 words, give or take. 2000x30=60,000 words. A word document in 12 pt. font with no double spacing or any other bologna, holds about 840 words per page. 60,000/840=71 pages worth of material, but when i double space that shit like i would when turning in a paper for school I have 142 pages worth of work right hear on NG. :) I could have spent that time writing a short book, but no, i wasted it trying to impress all of you guys! Lame...

So you refrain from having sex because of this?

I have to say that G4 is a crappy channel. All of its programs seem to try too hard and seem to just make themselves suck because of that, X-play being one of them.

What a douche-bag. He was told to take it off and didn't. He was breaking company policy and was fired for it, he deserved to lose his job...i hope he kills himself.

although it is kind of pathetic to be sueing over it, I will give him credit for only asking for 26,000 pounds...sounds like a reasonable amount of money, enough to pay for his counseling for his depression and shit i guess. He isnt asking for a life a luxury or ne thing.

Dont mix pop rocks with cocaine...its a deadly combination.

Nope. You dont know what you are talking about.

So there are a few kids at my school that are reddish-haired, paler skin, etc...the average Irishman you would think of. Anyway, me and a few of my mates started a campaign to harass them on their heritage. So far it is going pretty well...we have even discovered some other people that have Irish blood but don't show it, they admitted to it in an attempt to get us to stop fucking with the Irish, or as we call them, "Douche-bags"...we give them plenty of other nicknames too, and we don't hesitate to spit on them, push them around, trip em, etc. Its fun! What kinds of minorities do you guys like to pick on?

At 10/30/09 04:21 PM, MegamanZero360 wrote: I text girls in class. I don't text guys in class. I understand if you're getting mad about girls texting other girls, sure that pisses me off. But the only reason I do it is because I am either trying to get with the girl I am texting, or make her like me even more as a friend and make her tell the girl I am currently liking to like me.

Confusing? Yes. Makes sense? Sure.

Ok, if it gets you laid...Txting in class is ok. If it doesn't, you're a fucking prick.

I think some dolphins are endangered or close to being endangered and that is the reason people dont want mother fuckers hunding/fishing them and killin em.

I hate those fuckers too...if you are going to be sitting there texting, not paying attention, then why the fuck did you go to class in the first place? Its not like anyone makes you go, and on top of that, its incredibly fucking rude to the professors....if you're in high school still, then whatever, i guess they did force you, and you should keep fighting the system you rebellious fuckers!

It is wrong of the kids at school to fuck with a cool sub that doesnt care about shit. But what is even more wrong is the fact that the school has hired a guy that in-capable of babysiting u fuckers while the teacher is away.

Do any of you guys where cologne? Admittedly, i have have actually used some before, on rare occasions i would put some of that that cheap ass adidas stuff on. But recently i found of bottle of this at work. I think it smells really good, but im afraid to put it on becuase i dont want people to think im a douche-bag. You guys think wereing cologne on a regular basis is kinda gay/lame, or is it ok?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/833113 6.stm

A guy from Somalia...claiming to be 112 years old, though i doubt he really is that old, has taken a 17 year old girl to be his newst wife. Motha fucker must be a smooth criminal if u ask me.

It wont.

Invest In CVGI or BFNB either one of those will treat you well. Fucking investing in an instrument, the chances of it ever paying itself off are pretty slim. Stocks are where its at pussy.

At 10/28/09 12:47 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 10/28/09 12:45 AM, Calintz wrote:

At 10/28/09 12:43 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote: Yo OP, I'mma let you finish but your userpage has the best use for this of all time. Of all time!

Loooove it!

Why thank you.

You guys are fucking dicks. Seriously, my userpage on NG isn't exactly customizable, not like my Myspace page anyway. If you guys saw my my Myspace page looked like, you probably wouldnt be making fun of me right now.

I told my friend that i hated him on msn and all he said was "LOL I forgive you"

This was my response.

Seriously dude, this is what im talking about. You have got to learn to stand up for yourself, stop letting people push you around. I said i fucking hated you and you are just going to forgive me? Grow a pair of fucking balls man, stop chilling and start living. Seriously, if you could just drop even ONE testicle, maybe you'd have a chance at getting a girlfriend or at least getting a chick to blow you. But i guess we both know that's not gonna happen ne time soon. And as far as your addiction is concerned, move on dude, its starting to get really pathetic.

OMG can you guys believe i said this?

OH MY FUCKING GOD. I cant believe they called a team, appling county....that is so fucking crazy.

Tom Marshmallow

What a stupid slut.

Tell me what's a-happening.

Not much, what about you other NGers?

Do you think you're what they say you are?

I do, that's for damn sure! What about the rest of you dirty Ngers?

At 10/20/09 11:48 PM, Shrapnel wrote:

At 10/20/09 11:41 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: Wow; obviously a lot of you don't have big dicks.

"I went black, and I didnt think I'd go back, but now I went with the chode... BEAST MODE"

Worst post ever.

Worst post...but it made me laugh.