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At 6/20/14 01:07 PM, montsora wrote: I think if you seen http://boobybook.tumblr.com you would think otherwise

None of those females are anything special in my eyes.

At 6/20/14 01:05 PM, MrPercie wrote: I've probably looked at fake tits before, I don't exactly prefer them, I just don't always mind, unless they look really unnatural and weird.

I let my cock decide

Good man

They just look so... fake.
I don't like massive boobs either.
If you have more than a double D or less than a B then you can't make my penis hard.
Preferred boob sizes guys and gals?

Me at Mardi gras in New Orleans during a parade at one of my dads gigs. There were little pink penis necklaces everywhere. It was a gay parade

I agree with every point of the original point.

I'm a survivor. It is very humiliating. People never treat you the same after they find out.

I was abused my whole life. From an early age I'v always felt like less than nothing. There IS NO FUCKING hope. No arguments and no debates. Just some people need to die. Judge all you want you troglodyte fucks. Some people can't help the life they are put in and if you want to spout bullshit about people who try killing themselves then I highly recommend you off yourself.

I have had really close family kill themselves... they just leave a void... a void that draws you in and you never escape...

Deaths embrace is a gift...

School was extremely terrible for me. Especially elementary. My first grade teacher had a miscarriage so she took it out on me every day by calling me stupid and telling me I'd never pass her class. 4 grade teachers made fun of me for having bad eyes, made the class mock my squinting, and then placed me in the furthest seat from the chalk board.

I was always the extreme weirdo at school. I live in a close knit small very ignorant southern community. I wasn't "one of them" so none of the kids accepted me and were taught by their parents and teachers to mock me.

I was bullied so severely my parents had to call the cops several times because kids twice my age were purple nurpling me so hard that my nipples would bleed. All the other kids wouldn't tell the cops what happened because they hated me. I was kicked out of several schools for fighting (all in self defense).

At grade 7 I dropped out of my accelerated class and started making all Fs. I no longer cared. I simply wanted to die. I went through 13 years of school without making a single friend. (I didnt come from a family that fished, mud rided, hunted, boat rided, didn't own any camo or guns, didn't drive a 4 wheeler or dirt bike, and I was extremely pail, weird, and an easy target with no one to ever help) So my worst enemy?

Society

I'v beaten my fair share of hard bosses in my lifetime. Played WoW, Dark Souls 1 and 2, Demon Souls, Diablo 1 and 2 etc.

I would say the final boss in Devil May Cry 3, Dante.

Never could win ;c

At 6/12/14 04:24 PM, Gagsy wrote: idk guys

I flirt all the time online. I ain't looking to pedo groom someone. I just like a mutual flirting is all.

The problem is meeting the people to flirt :S I just simply dont know how. Fuck twitter/twatt3r/instagay and all that shit

At 6/12/14 04:01 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: I'm a cute girl

You think you can flirt with me?

Letz be lezbeeeenz

At 6/12/14 03:58 PM, somespammer224 wrote: Just go to a bar, simple as that.

Not old enough to order drinks :(

At 6/12/14 03:57 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: Don't do any online dating bullshit, please. Trust me on this.

FLIRTING not dating. Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk online dating lmao

Are there any websites that actually are good for talking to cute girls? All the ones I'v seen the girls either aren't there or they never use the site. Something sorta popular that young girls use. It'd be awesome if one actually let you flirt with girls near by.

ikr

klflnp

Das me.

At 5/28/14 12:11 AM, DjGubkafish wrote: You not fooling anyone

Neither are you. I see through your tricks and lies. Get out of my office.

At 5/28/14 12:10 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: people who work nights die younger on average

So do people who stifle me

At 5/27/14 11:49 PM, Voltage wrote:

Well where the FUCK ARE MY LIGHTNING SPEARS?!?

... Praise it.

I love being alone. I hate being alone.

I believe most human beings would greatly benefit from just being alone and having time by themselves to think, whether they like it or not. I work alone all night 5 nights a week. Sleep all day, family asleep by the time I wake up. I barely speak to anyone in person on a weekly basis. And I really have no one to text, personally.

My brain is my own worst enemy. It can turn my greatest strength into my greatest weakness. Depression.
Life for me is all about being alone. I love it. And I hate it.

As I gently float through life I realize I am slowly losing my grip on my mind and reality and at times feel like I'm in a dream or a dream within a dream. There aren't enough drugs in this world to make this life pleasurable by any means.

...

PRAISE THE SUN!!!!!

At 5/27/14 11:31 PM, Voltage wrote:

For some reason that reminded me the fuck out of Dark Souls.

As time slowly creeps by, I cannot help but ponder myself, and the sky, and the wind, and humans. To question myself and my wants. How my mind works in comparison to others. Humans are so... frail. In mind, in essence. I'd rather just be dead... I'v always wanted a gf really badly. I'm a very loving person. But I know I cannot have what I want. The thing God has embedded deep within me. If I could take a knife and cut that part out of me, I would. I hate wanting a girl. Being alone is a gift. But why should one hurt all the time even if one is dong nothing wrong. The pain. Pain simply is life. Life is a test. Words are just words. Why even bother with trying. Either do or do not. Enigmatic human nature

At 5/24/14 06:42 PM, exudaz wrote: Dude you have the coolest hair.

Thanks

At 5/24/14 12:19 PM, null556 wrote: u dun got a poo goblin in yo bum

Ooooo What is his name??

At 5/24/14 12:33 PM, mysteriouslila wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid

how many times, kids.

That link explained quite a few things to me. Thanks. Yeah I think I broke my ass. It finally happened.

So the past two weeks have been nothing but partying (all the teens graduating) and I party with the best of them.

This morning after waking up from another (3rd day in a row) drunk, and I shit my guts out so hard on the toilet for about 30 min. When I got done I stood up and went to wipe... and it hurt really really bad. Feels like my asshole somehow swole up and like turned inside out slightly almost. Its a little swollen. There was blood on the tp. I'm just going to ignore it.

Let's pray to base god that my asshole virginity isn't ruined.

I don't wake up in the morning, so...

Change Cum soaked drawers.
Sip apple juice.
Eat pizza slice off floor.
Pee
Roll joint / Fill bong with water
wake my brother
Go in the shed and smoke

I'm not planning to participate either way so I shouldn't have any say whatsoever, just thought we'd have learnt our lesson there.

So why go through the effort of attacking HKS and his group if it doesnt matter you you? Whats your motive, new guy?

if anyone wants to join NG skype group. pm me your skype name.

So not only do people have to PM you if they want in on your NG Skype Troop, you're also taking it upon yourself to set up a new chat where you own the server and decide who the moderators are ('a few of the old mods'). You don't want to be the NG Chat King, you want to be the NG Chat God.

Nice one chugger.

I smell jealousy.

At 5/12/14 03:52 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: Pls Wade give them back the chat so they stop posting

You are probably just adding fuel to the fire that you are trying to piss out.

At 5/12/14 03:49 PM, HKS wrote: So far I have Knights, Rockethorse, Sychosloth and others in skype with me. Care to join?

sure why not