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At 8/6/14 12:53 PM, zmosh wrote:

At 8/6/14 12:52 PM, Bustyourchop wrote:

At 8/6/14 12:41 PM, zmosh wrote: My reaction that I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL IN SEPTEMBER!

Why God why!

lul

I'm so angry at school right now!

Just listen to music off your phone/mp3 all the time. That's how I survive public places.

At 8/6/14 12:41 PM, zmosh wrote: My reaction that I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL IN SEPTEMBER!

Why God why!

lul

From my understanding a Hipster is a person most people don't like bc that person is fake and forces themself to outwardly appear to enjoy old/retro/things they normally wouldn't like in order to seem more appealing to others for whatever nonsensical reason.

"Hipsters" Are also known for wearing certain things that kinda ruin it for everyone else.

I wear flannel and wear glasses and like old things and I hate mainstream and I like old oddball shit... but im not faking it and its just who I am.

Hipsters are a concept of the created by the young american populace to basically help them categorize who should be belittled.

At 8/6/14 12:26 PM, NGPulp wrote: I've got the "not looking" part taken care of.

We take a large blindfold, and just throw it over the school like a giant sheet of cloth.
It blankets the school, then we TP over the large blanket.

Sound good?

Oh man my mom is gonna be so pissed when she shows up for work at school!
I wonder if she'll be as upset as the time I took caution tape and wrapped it around my yard/house/vegetation.

At 8/6/14 12:25 PM, LDAF wrote: I'll feel a little less useless being in college, so yeah, I'm excited.

Congratulations.
I hope in a few years to go to trade school. College isn't for me I'd do nothing but party.

Am I the only one who is tired of people claiming the world will collapse in the next few years?
I'm tired of hearing doomsayers say the same things with little/no actual logical reasoning.

My cousin's household is actually stocking up on supplies. My cousin (who's an idiot) claims "There will be a global revolution" and he will "Go out guns blazing." This is coming from a guy who has no backbone and has never stood up for himself in a fight.

I wonder if all idiots like him truly believe what they say, or if they are just trying to act like they know something bc in reality they know nothing. You aren't "Enlightening" everyone you know by sharing photos on instagram spreading conspiracy theorist bullshit.

Feel free to think of believe whatever you please but must you "Enlighten" everyone you know every day? "Don't eat that fast food it'll kill you slowly the government will poison you. Don't use toothpaste fluoride is bad for you It'll shrink that one glad in your brain. Buy natural teas and plant seeds" BLA BLA BLA

I DON'T CARE IF SOCIETY ENDS I WANT MY FRIGGIN MOUNTAIN DEW AND FAST FOOD.

Thank you government for ending my life early.

At 8/6/14 12:15 PM, NGPulp wrote: How about you TP the school while they're not looking?

Only if you help me.
It's a large school for one drunken man to TP.

Now that the school year is starting again I can finally enjoy my life.

My mother will go back to work and stop being so bitchy around the house (she hates being home with us)
My baby sister will have daycare and she won't cry every early morning :)

Plus all the little kids going to school might (hopefully) improve my online gaming experiences.

Time for celebratory drunken debauchery!

GET A REAL JERB.

Do something that you can be proud of when you tell your kids one day.

Or just drink until you can't feel feelings or hear words.

Bc Rich Thunderbird

At 7/13/14 07:24 AM, 1916 wrote:

At 7/13/14 07:18 AM, Bustyourchop wrote: My username may be Busyuorchop but a more accurate name would be SelfLoathingSarcasticAsshole:)))

My username may be 91161 but a more accurate name would be GoshIFurgotToProofredMahPoastAgin

Or I realized the mistakes in it as I was typing and just didn't give a fuck.

Goodbye.

My username may be Busyuorchop but a more accurate name would be SelfLoathingSarcasticAsshole:)))

At 7/13/14 06:49 AM, 1916 wrote:

Hey.

Go fuck yourself. :)

At 7/13/14 06:40 AM, Bustyourchop wrote:

I just want to delete my entire last post. Fuck I hate the BBS

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKF*C

At 7/13/14 05:59 AM, 1916 wrote:

At 7/13/14 04:13 AM, Bustyourchop wrote: 1.Who cares about race or the mention of race? Not me.

Surely you do not intend to claim no one cares about race.

It was a rhetorical question: She has been exposed to a junkie and his fumes, there's no cause too small to make things more difficult for a junkie

3. Pot heads are NOT junkies. There is a dictionary go read it.

But they are disgusting, just as "dictionary" junkies are. I desire to accurately convey the stupidity and evil of drug use, pothead does not fulfill that purpose like junkie does.

Something is wrong with you.

4.Driving while high is not dangerous unless you'v smoked copious amounts of good or you are new to it.

Driving while cognitively impaired is always dangerous.

I'll give ya that one.

5.I can't stand people who fuck off on the job. He didn't deserve that job.

He didn't deserve the job because he was a junkie, and he didn't deserve the job because he was bad at it.

He was just stupid. Lol junkie or not you don't do drugs or drink or anything while on the job other than your job.

At 7/13/14 02:28 AM, Greenskullkid wrote:

At 7/9/14 10:36 PM, Pilot-Doofy wrote:

At 6/30/14 01:59 PM, Greenskullkid wrote:

At 6/29/14 10:27 PM, Pilot-Doofy wrote: Vagina.

vagina

Vagina.

Vagina.

Clitorisa

1.Who cares about race or the mention of race? Not me.

2.Calling the cops bc your daughter smelled pot I don't understand you could EASILY deal with that. But the fact that he was really late AND high at work, yeah man I would have done the same thing.

3. Pot heads are NOT junkies. There is a dictionary go read it.

4.Driving while high is not dangerous unless you'v smoked copious amounts of good or you are new to it.

5.I can't stand people who fuck off on the job. He didn't deserve that job.

Ng is not dead but it is slowly dying.

People who say that losing chat killed ng probably also say that... Well. Fuck I have nothing good to say.

Goodnight

OP is a phony!

A BIG FAT PHONY

I always shower with the water as hot as possible, so the shower relaxes all the stress in my muscles. Making urination in the shower a very relaxing experience.

"Like this post about God or Satan will asphyxiate you with a soiled underwear"

If I became dead now I wouldn't care. Nor would I care about my internet history.

Assuming you could get past my passwords to find any info about me.

I'm not sit here and be told what the hair on my body has or has not done.

At 6/26/14 02:14 PM, Viper wrote:

At 6/26/14 10:45 AM, Bustyourchop wrote: The hair will only grow back thicker.

It actually doesn't. That's like saying your hair grows faster when you cut it. When you shave it gives the hair a bit of a blunt tip. And it might feel coarse for a time and appear darker and thicker but it actually isn't.

You are wrong. I used to not have a happy trail but shaving that area made more hair grow in over time and the hair itself grew thicker. Once I stopped shaving it stopped coming in more

Who will butter my toast??

Don't start shaving body parts unless you are prepared to Keepshaving them. The hair will only grow back thicker.

At 6/22/14 12:05 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 6/21/14 11:43 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: You're high.

It's funny how most people would assume that.

Im so high. You im reading 74 forum replies and tripping the fuck out at these NGers lmao

Tits with non tit material inside them.

Pierced nipples aren't bad.

My favorite tits in the whole wide world is probably this porn stars's. Faye Reagan. Long hair with great natural boobies fuck yeah. cute with freckles >_<