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I'm SOOOoOOooooOOooo hungry.
All I had today is a 16oz dr.pepper
I live in the south surrounded by great food
Too bad none of it is allowed in my house T.T
I'v eaten peanut butter and ramen for the past week and a half and I'd rather puke blood than eat any more.
Why does my mom refuse to cook :(
Does she hate us
No pork, no seafood, no fish, nothing containing eggs, only beef allowed is ground beef, well done "meat" only.
oh, momma, remember when you make hamburger helper... there are no huge chunks of meat.
You are just too lazy to even break up the meat
Why are you a mom if you don't do mom things
I do son things.

Like seriously if you are gonna have a family don't feed them the same 6 fucking foods the few times a week you cook

....Why are you always in a terrible argumentative mood when you are home...
Why do all of your co workers describe you as the nicest person at work when.... in reality you are just so fuckin fake

You guys are awesome

At 9/10/14 06:46 AM, WahyahRanger wrote:

At 9/10/14 06:41 AM, Bustyourchop wrote: Never again will I let a girl convince me that it's better to have someone than to be an island.

Dude join the single losers club.

You're in like company.

There-there.

I need simon and garfunkel T.T

At 9/10/14 06:33 AM, Phobotech wrote: Don't give her the satisfaction by being vulnerable. She doesn't earn that kind of power over you anymore.

Never again will I let a girl convince me that it's better to have someone than to be an island.

I didn't lose anything I just need to suck it up

Fire is cool
A tree is slowly but steadily falling a part in my back yard so I enjoy many backyard fires alone

Just found out at least over a month ago my gf started cheating on me, and we'd have made a year in December.

I'm just laying in my bed crying
Someone please say something nice I have nothing in my fucking life.......

At 8/29/14 06:56 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 8/29/14 12:49 AM, Bustyourchop wrote:

At 8/28/14 07:05 PM, NGPulp wrote: Why not wear rubber gloves?

Why don't I just wear condoms on my fingers instead?

Don't those guitarists have those metal condom-like caps on their fingers to prevent blisters, though?

I have no idea what you are talking about. Maybe if you play a banjo or something

At 8/29/14 01:50 AM, Lagerkapo wrote:

At 8/29/14 01:46 AM, Bustyourchop wrote: Where what is at?

Where largely superior control, smokeability and capacity for weed is at, he said Archer's voice-ingly.

Oh I smoked out of those in senior year of high school for a brief period.

Vape's are technically the superior was to get high off weed.

But I prefer a good ol fashioned thin papered joint most days.

At 8/29/14 01:28 AM, Lagerkapo wrote: I like the clear ones. Made with vegetables or some shit.

RAW are pretty good too.

Not one for wraps. Glass blunts are where it's at.

Where what is at?

I really prefer corn made papers. Especially french paper.

Favorite Paper: Zigzag ultra thin
Favorite Blunt: Swisher Sweets Grape. Anything grape

At 8/29/14 12:55 AM, D-Nightmare wrote: If your fingertips are already harder than before, you're on the right track.

Build up them calluses, boy.

They flake off eventually like little snowflakes

Then what is left underneath is just hard jagged skin

At 8/28/14 11:20 AM, DM692 wrote:
To remedy your current situation, I would take a short break. Rub some vitamin E oil on your finger tips to speed up the process (I wouldn't guess it should take more than 2 or 3 days, but this entire post other than my personal experiences are pure speculation). This should help your fingers heal and get your back into a sustainable pattern for stringed instrument practice.

Aloe Vera soothes the burning. I can't lay off the playing, though. As you see I'm in two bands so 2 band practices a week plus learning an entire new setlist which is about 80 songs. Soaking them in hot ebson salt water helps a lot with pain and soreness but it also makes my skin fall off.

At 8/28/14 07:05 PM, NGPulp wrote: Why not wear rubber gloves?

Why don't I just wear condoms on my fingers instead?

What really sucks is when I shower or wash my hands.
If my fingers have been damaged very much like all the skin just starts falling off.
I can't stand having hanging skin n my hands it's one of my pet peeves.

Share your most amusing stories of being high and or drunk and doing something.

I passed out in a cops front yard.. then went swimming in his backyard garden.
One time my nutsack ripped a big hole in someone's wall.
I recently kicked down a door this week drunk as fuck off Evan Williams Whiskey.
The day GTA 5 came out my gf gave me the best drunken bj I'v ever had.

Yep. Those are my amusing stories.

At 8/28/14 08:25 AM, Ama wrote:

At 8/28/14 08:22 AM, Bustyourchop wrote:

At 8/28/14 08:14 AM, Ama wrote: Use a plectrum.

How would I finger A minor with plectrums in both hands?

Haha, you said finger.

Liar.

At 8/28/14 08:14 AM, Ama wrote: Use a plectrum.

How would I finger A minor with plectrums in both hands?

I play a lot of guitar and bass. Thus 8 of my fingertips are hard.
Not calloused. Beyond that. Just extremely hard skin.
Anyway,
I'v tried super gluing my fingertips back on sometimes, but that is only a last resort when on stage.

I need something pleasing and effective to soak my hand in so my fingers can heal faster. Or something to help during playing. Maybe I should re grease all of my guitar strings. Or I could just take a bunch of pain pills and play anyway.

I just need some tips for my finger tips... c'mon man.

I only had a small drop of it hit my tongue. Reminded me of horrible runny raw eggs >_<

I blame my ex for this information being stored in my brain. If she wouldn't have pulled me out, I wouldn't have shot myself in the chin.

Same reason the man is out to get you, man.

They don't think it be like it do, but I do.

At 8/22/14 03:02 PM, larrynachos wrote:

At 8/22/14 02:44 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Fuck all of you retards and keep it to one thread.

Agreed. Do we really need to feed this stupid fucking hype?

If by feed you mean completely make fun of then yeah.

At 8/22/14 02:49 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 8/22/14 02:48 PM, Bustyourchop wrote:

At 8/22/14 02:44 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Fuck all of you retards and keep it to one thread.

You are the retard clicking on more than one thread about the same subject and wasting your time leaving hateful comments :)

Fuck y'all I'm going home.

"Home! Where my thoughts escaping! Home! Where my music's playin'! Home! Where my love lies waiting silently for me"

At 8/22/14 02:44 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Fuck all of you retards and keep it to one thread.

You are the retard clicking on more than one thread about the same subject and wasting your time leaving hateful comments :)

" I'm CALLING YOU OUT. I DARRRRRE YOU TAKE DA ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE"
#Icebucketchallenge

My God Facebook is thhhehfasfdgsdfgshsjdytkfhulog9uioiyd4s

.... I REALLY hope I leave for work before he wakes up. X_X

It might be a good idea to leave him an apology note after you leave, so he has some time to cool down; just a thought.

Good idea. Looks like I'll be buying a new door soon.

CONGRATULATIONS

You are wet now. Woopity fuckin' doo.

Try using gasoline and maybe I'll be impressed.

I'll bring the lighter.

Erghhh I uhhhh...

I got so drunk i couldnt figure out why I wasn't permitted past the magical barrier.

Turns out the "magic barrier" was my laptop charger (still hanging from my laptop) caught in the door.

I broke the door down.

The door is attached to my dad's shed, where we keep thousands of dollars worth of music equipment.

.... I REALLY hope I leave for work before he wakes up. X_X

I did a really bad thing under the influence of Alcohol.

Put me on a tv. commercial.......

1. Vehicles riding your ass, trying to make you speed up.

2. Vehicles driving more than 5 miles below the speed limit.

Which is most upsetting?

I personally will just ignore the fuck out of you if you tail me hard, may even slow down a bit just to make you mad. Can't stand people fucking driving really slow, though. I live in the woods there's only one road from my house to town and it's really curvy.

At 8/6/14 01:16 PM, Avery wrote: Im not exited.

Shut up and drink with me anyway.

Hope you like Whiskey. I only drink Jagermeister and Evan Williams