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John Cena is the best wrestler ever Posted January 28th, 2008 in General

Haha, not.

Response to: Newgrounds, what do u taste like? Posted January 26th, 2008 in General

I taste like shirt.

Response to: Tankmen's humor has tanked Posted January 25th, 2008 in General

At 1/25/08 07:12 PM, Johnny-Chimpo wrote: It lacks greatly compared to other great flash artists on here like Egoraptor

Stoped reading there.

Fuck You West Side Luigis!!! Posted January 25th, 2008 in General

I order some fucking speghetti and shit and they serve it to me colder than a donkeys fucking ass. It's like these fucking cavemen don't know how to use a fucking microwave properly, the device they use to prepare all their fucking meals. West Side luigis is fucking bullshit!

Response to: Newgrounds needs a art portal.. Posted January 25th, 2008 in General

You obviously thought about this ideal for less than eight seconds before posting. I wouln't even bother pointing out all the obvious flaws that would make that never work out.

Response to: I'm too fuckin hyper... Posted January 25th, 2008 in General

This is the best thread i've seen in ages.

Response to: Lazy recipes Posted January 25th, 2008 in General

At 1/25/08 10:41 PM, poxpower wrote: Basically, cook it until it starts rising a lot and the edges turn brown. Then let it cool for a little while because that shit is hot, and then BOOM instant giant soft chocolate chip cookie for your lazy-ass!

That..... thing is a cookie?

Response to: i needs meh a psp Posted January 25th, 2008 in General

Haha, you don't have a PSP yet!? WHAT A LOSER, LOL!!!

So you honestly have never played.... uhhh.... and uhh.... er....

Response to: I love my native lanuage! Posted January 25th, 2008 in General

I have a super deep british voice, so fun.

Response to: Im Being Stalked!!! Posted January 25th, 2008 in General

AND I'LL BE BACK TOMMOROW! HARHARHAR!!!

Response to: Ever got mistaken as a girl? Posted January 25th, 2008 in General

Nope, I've always had very manly / muscular looks.

Response to: Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke. Posted January 25th, 2008 in General

Hard to say, depends on how dull/pointy the stick is, how much I know you, number of police nereby, and if I have either nuckles or wrists broken at the time.

Response to: Revird Posted January 24th, 2008 in General

Revird was a myth. It never existed.

Response to: The Return of The Gameboys! Posted January 24th, 2008 in General

I'M GONNA PUNCH THIS FAGGOT IN THE FACE.

Response to: The Real Homer Simpson. Posted January 23rd, 2008 in General

Conspiracy.

Response to: your nick names for the undead. Posted January 23rd, 2008 in General

Nirvana fans.

your nick names for the undead.

Response to: man with two dicks (nsfw) Posted January 23rd, 2008 in General

Only two? Psssssh.

Response to: Yes, Another 'photoshop Me' Thread! Posted January 17th, 2008 in General

This guy looks like Corey, except his glasses lack famousness.

Response to: Oh Snap! A Snow Man! Posted January 17th, 2008 in General

I could see that snowman in a horror movie.

Response to: Jones Soda Posted January 16th, 2008 in General

At 1/16/08 11:29 PM, Rozner wrote: The best soda ever.

Am I right?

You are 100% correct.

I Think Dane Cook is funny. Posted January 16th, 2008 in General

Sue me.

Response to: So I hit a kid with my bus. Posted January 16th, 2008 in General

At 1/16/08 07:09 PM, AngryBanana wrote: This is what happens when mexicans drive.

I'M WHITE MOFO.

So I hit a kid with my bus. Posted January 16th, 2008 in General

Long story short; I was driving along this very tall building and I spelt my coffee on my crotch. It burnt like hell so I stood up and lost control of my bus and I hit some kid getting his mail. I sat back down and regained control of the vehicle, then I looked back through my mirror. The kid was laying in a snowbank, I had obviously killed him. I then drove off as fast as possible.

Response to: Dragon Ball live action movie Posted January 16th, 2008 in General

A bunch of asian actors with foot long black spikes throwing lazer balls at eachover, sounds like a blast.

Response to: Seeing the old layout back... Posted January 16th, 2008 in General

I miss the pink layout.

Response to: Girls Gone Wild... Posted January 15th, 2008 in General

HAY TIFFANY, LET'S RUN A RACE!! *looks into camera* OH AND, HERE ARE MY TITS!! YAAAAAYYYYY.

Response to: Futurama Commercials Posted January 15th, 2008 in General

At 1/15/08 07:20 PM, PierrePoopsalot wrote: i hate those stupid futurama commercials on comedy central
the stupid annoucer is freaking obnoxious

Take that back, he's great.

Response to: I'm a big fat bastard!! Posted January 14th, 2008 in General

/respect.

Fatty fat fat.

Response to: Photoshop a leek Posted January 12th, 2008 in General

Wow, this is by far the most pathetic photoshop thread i've ever seen.

Response to: I just played against the deceased! Posted January 12th, 2008 in General

At 1/12/08 09:09 PM, Bloopco wrote: So we're leaving on the 5 hour bus trip back home and it starts to rain so our driver chooses to take the long way because it's safer. So we get home and I check the news channel because there was nothing on and the team we played in the finals took the short way and crashed,

Amature.